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I finally have the right to throw a grilled cheese at ice like a shuriken
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(putting a microwave in a porta potty) My startup will transform affordable housing
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
(putting a microwave in a porta potty) My startup will transform affordable housing
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I don't want to know what my personal microplastic levels are, but I feel like I'd kind of whistle appreciatively if I saw the number. "Damn," I might say, "the equivalent of 314 GI Joe figures?" I don't think any number would surprise me, but I am not going to pretend I wouldn't be impressed.
December 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I don't want to know what my personal microplastic levels are, but I feel like I'd kind of whistle appreciatively if I saw the number. "Damn," I might say, "the equivalent of 314 GI Joe figures?" I don't think any number would surprise me, but I am not going to pretend I wouldn't be impressed.
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My friend Scot sent me his set of these when they were repurposing his doodad room as a nursery and I remember washing the one I used as my office water receptacle in the office kitchen when I was at Vice and the bottom just popped off like the lid on a can of cranberry sauce.
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My friend Scot sent me his set of these when they were repurposing his doodad room as a nursery and I remember washing the one I used as my office water receptacle in the office kitchen when I was at Vice and the bottom just popped off like the lid on a can of cranberry sauce.
They’re playing firefly
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
They’re playing firefly
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i would not be awed by the geico gecko if i met him or grateful for the money he's saved me on my car insurance. i would immediately step on him
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i would not be awed by the geico gecko if i met him or grateful for the money he's saved me on my car insurance. i would immediately step on him
I finally have the right to throw a grilled cheese at ice like a shuriken
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I finally have the right to throw a grilled cheese at ice like a shuriken
She must be very lucky
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
She must be very lucky
Do you think any of these freaks pushing AGI as the solution to everything have ever listened to Bowie’s Savior Machine? Probably torture nexus syndrome
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Do you think any of these freaks pushing AGI as the solution to everything have ever listened to Bowie’s Savior Machine? Probably torture nexus syndrome
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enter sandwichman
October 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
enter sandwichman
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It's wild that when Trump talks about how they're getting rid of Democrat Programs and keeping Republican Programs he means "public health" and "Sicario Fantasy Camp: Chicagoland." Full polarization, to the point where anything aimed at keeping people alive or alleviating suffering is woke bullshit.
Ugh... This study has existed for decades, providing valuable health data for all sorts of topics and publications. This is just more awful news. 🛟😷 Sociology medsky
CDC team running top survey on health and nutrition is laid off
NHANES has collected data on eating patterns, diabetes, and other common diseases for decades. The CDC team that runs it has been fired.
www.statnews.com
October 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's wild that when Trump talks about how they're getting rid of Democrat Programs and keeping Republican Programs he means "public health" and "Sicario Fantasy Camp: Chicagoland." Full polarization, to the point where anything aimed at keeping people alive or alleviating suffering is woke bullshit.
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One day I will push this button in the elevator and receive my free fireman hat
February 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
One day I will push this button in the elevator and receive my free fireman hat
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Repugnant Ghouls Who Feed on Innocent Blood Plead for Decorum
September 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Repugnant Ghouls Who Feed on Innocent Blood Plead for Decorum
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TRUMP: They beg for scraps, but we taste the rarest fruit. Forbidden, exotic, delicate. All the sweeter, for it spoils quickly.
EPSTEIN: Best taken secretly, when they believe we fast.
TRUMP: Whispers at dusk, never shouted in daylight.
EPSTEIN: An endless banquet, Donald.
ME: sirs this is a wendys
EPSTEIN: Best taken secretly, when they believe we fast.
TRUMP: Whispers at dusk, never shouted in daylight.
EPSTEIN: An endless banquet, Donald.
ME: sirs this is a wendys
September 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
TRUMP: They beg for scraps, but we taste the rarest fruit. Forbidden, exotic, delicate. All the sweeter, for it spoils quickly.
EPSTEIN: Best taken secretly, when they believe we fast.
TRUMP: Whispers at dusk, never shouted in daylight.
EPSTEIN: An endless banquet, Donald.
ME: sirs this is a wendys
EPSTEIN: Best taken secretly, when they believe we fast.
TRUMP: Whispers at dusk, never shouted in daylight.
EPSTEIN: An endless banquet, Donald.
ME: sirs this is a wendys
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Donald Trump Sir please prove the haters and losers wrong and walk briskly up a steep hill #TrumpWalkUpAHill
September 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Donald Trump Sir please prove the haters and losers wrong and walk briskly up a steep hill #TrumpWalkUpAHill
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the homeless population of Washington DC should move into the White House
August 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
the homeless population of Washington DC should move into the White House
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You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?
August 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?
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Death row last meal? Starfish. Eat a leg, it grows back. Sit back and enjoy a long life eating starfish legs in an electric chair.
September 15, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Death row last meal? Starfish. Eat a leg, it grows back. Sit back and enjoy a long life eating starfish legs in an electric chair.
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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For every like I’ll yell through the wall to my neighbor I GOT ANOTHER ONE DARIN I TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK
February 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
For every like I’ll yell through the wall to my neighbor I GOT ANOTHER ONE DARIN I TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch used to be represented by 3 smiling chefs and is now represented by a piece of cereal who is a cannibal
July 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Cinnamon Toast Crunch used to be represented by 3 smiling chefs and is now represented by a piece of cereal who is a cannibal
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no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician
July 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician
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What good are you then? Stop making us pay you to do nothing for people in need. Resign and become a fucking monk, pray all day.
Mike Johnson on Texas floods: "In a moment like this, we feel just as helpless as everyone else does ... all we know to do at this moment is pray."
July 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
What good are you then? Stop making us pay you to do nothing for people in need. Resign and become a fucking monk, pray all day.
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We aim to create environments that most resemble an animal's
natural habitat. It's called landscape immersion. Our gorillas are surrounded by jungle vegetation and mud banks, polar bears live in pools of water and rockscapes, and the raccoons wrestle over Lunchables scraps behind a Circle K facade.
natural habitat. It's called landscape immersion. Our gorillas are surrounded by jungle vegetation and mud banks, polar bears live in pools of water and rockscapes, and the raccoons wrestle over Lunchables scraps behind a Circle K facade.
July 6, 2025 at 6:54 AM
We aim to create environments that most resemble an animal's
natural habitat. It's called landscape immersion. Our gorillas are surrounded by jungle vegetation and mud banks, polar bears live in pools of water and rockscapes, and the raccoons wrestle over Lunchables scraps behind a Circle K facade.
natural habitat. It's called landscape immersion. Our gorillas are surrounded by jungle vegetation and mud banks, polar bears live in pools of water and rockscapes, and the raccoons wrestle over Lunchables scraps behind a Circle K facade.
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Fun fact: the bus at the end of THE GRADUATE also couldn't slow down without exploding.
July 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Fun fact: the bus at the end of THE GRADUATE also couldn't slow down without exploding.