I don't want to know what my personal microplastic levels are, but I feel like I'd kind of whistle appreciatively if I saw the number. "Damn," I might say, "the equivalent of 314 GI Joe figures?" I don't think any number would surprise me, but I am not going to pretend I wouldn't be impressed.

Can I get something like this in a large?

Gollum ass baby

You’re laughing. He’s dead and you’re laughing.

Should I delete this obvious and unfunny post? Yes. Will I? No.

I don’t know why but this is still the joke that makes me weep

I love sports

The most desperate potential masturbater could not muster the courage to

Oh are we talking vikes over here? I don’t know what to make of this postgame speech snippet.

Sweeeeet

What does that look like? It sounds awesome

I appreciate the explanation. If you don’t mind, special scissors to cut the leather?

The chisels I use are for breaking shit. Delicately of course

I mean I get that but are they all for punching holes? Im seeing a lot of prongs

I do not understand your tools or your craft but it looks pretty dope

Noooooo