Simon
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Moments of outstanding brightness followed by periods of quiet contemplation / anxiety / dullness. If you're a bigot, nazi or general shitehawk of a human being you will be blocked. Otherwise let's see what's out there. Also remember fix your heart or die.
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Publicity still from when Barry Norman signed for Film…
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Publicity still from when Barry Norman signed for Film…
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If The Fonz started a church we could all be Ayythiests
December 31, 2024 at 6:27 AM
If The Fonz started a church we could all be Ayythiests
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Happy Doctor Who day! To celebrate here is the greatest of Doctor Who images: Verity Lambert using a Mechanoid as a lighter.
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Happy Doctor Who day! To celebrate here is the greatest of Doctor Who images: Verity Lambert using a Mechanoid as a lighter.
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November 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
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"Raise the Colours" Ryan Bridge being sung out of Brum after Stirchley proved resistant to his toxic flag measles
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"Raise the Colours" Ryan Bridge being sung out of Brum after Stirchley proved resistant to his toxic flag measles
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"So, knowing that sometimes when cats have a shit it triggers their vagus nerve, which makes them do zoomies, does this mean in Thundercats the only reason Cheetara ran so quickly was because she'd just had a dump?"
"No, Simon. I meant any questions about the job."
"No, Simon. I meant any questions about the job."
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"So, knowing that sometimes when cats have a shit it triggers their vagus nerve, which makes them do zoomies, does this mean in Thundercats the only reason Cheetara ran so quickly was because she'd just had a dump?"
"No, Simon. I meant any questions about the job."
"No, Simon. I meant any questions about the job."
I want these two to be solving crimes on the mean streets.
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I want these two to be solving crimes on the mean streets.
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LAURYN HILL: “Jeanny Boy, should we get the band back together?”
WYCLEF JEAN: “ sounds great”
LH: “Nice one. Get Pras on the phone”
WJ: “no can do. He’s gone”
LH: <rolls eyes> “till when?”
WJ:
LH: “Just say it”
WJ: “November”
LH: “Fuck’s sake”
WJ “….2039…”
LH: “FUCK’S SAKE”
WYCLEF JEAN: “ sounds great”
LH: “Nice one. Get Pras on the phone”
WJ: “no can do. He’s gone”
LH: <rolls eyes> “till when?”
WJ:
LH: “Just say it”
WJ: “November”
LH: “Fuck’s sake”
WJ “….2039…”
LH: “FUCK’S SAKE”
Me: Well the world is bat shit crazy and the news cannot get anymore off the rails.
BBC: Have you seen this: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC: Have you seen this: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Fugees rapper Pras Michel sentenced to 14 years in prison in illegal foreign lobbying case
His attorney says the
www.bbc.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
LAURYN HILL: “Jeanny Boy, should we get the band back together?”
WYCLEF JEAN: “ sounds great”
LH: “Nice one. Get Pras on the phone”
WJ: “no can do. He’s gone”
LH: <rolls eyes> “till when?”
WJ:
LH: “Just say it”
WJ: “November”
LH: “Fuck’s sake”
WJ “….2039…”
LH: “FUCK’S SAKE”
WYCLEF JEAN: “ sounds great”
LH: “Nice one. Get Pras on the phone”
WJ: “no can do. He’s gone”
LH: <rolls eyes> “till when?”
WJ:
LH: “Just say it”
WJ: “November”
LH: “Fuck’s sake”
WJ “….2039…”
LH: “FUCK’S SAKE”
Me: Well the world is bat shit crazy and the news cannot get anymore off the rails.
BBC: Have you seen this: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC: Have you seen this: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Fugees rapper Pras Michel sentenced to 14 years in prison in illegal foreign lobbying case
His attorney says the
www.bbc.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Me: Well the world is bat shit crazy and the news cannot get anymore off the rails.
BBC: Have you seen this: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC: Have you seen this: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This is how I find out Paddington doesn't tip!
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1713
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
This is how I find out Paddington doesn't tip!
To misquote the BeeGee's and Jive Talking.
It's just you vibe codin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You wear a disguise
Vibe Codin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You're really no good
It's just you vibe codin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You wear a disguise
Vibe Codin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You're really no good
November 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
To misquote the BeeGee's and Jive Talking.
It's just you vibe codin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You wear a disguise
Vibe Codin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You're really no good
It's just you vibe codin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You wear a disguise
Vibe Codin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You're really no good
What is it the kids of the 2010's used to say: "I feel seen"?
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
What is it the kids of the 2010's used to say: "I feel seen"?
f you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to bluesky:
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
f you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to bluesky:
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like prescribing a gun to suicidal people
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
like prescribing a gun to suicidal people
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"Have we got a Tea, here? A Chip E. Tea? Hey everybody, I'm after a Chip E. Tea!"
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"Have we got a Tea, here? A Chip E. Tea? Hey everybody, I'm after a Chip E. Tea!"
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THE WORLD'S LARGEST CHEESE DIRECTORY
anyway I can't find a cheese to fit "...and I would've got away with it if it hadn't been for those pesky (cheese here)" but - BUTTT!!!! I *have* found an alphabetical list of all the cheeses in the WORLD and obviously this is going to come in VERY handy from now on
www.cheese.com/alphabetical/
www.cheese.com/alphabetical/
Alphabetical List Of All Cheeses | Cheese.com
Cheese.com is the world’s largest cheese directory, here’s our list from A to Z of ALL cheeses. These are all the cheeses in the world in alphabetical order.
www.cheese.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
THE WORLD'S LARGEST CHEESE DIRECTORY
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Get your lovely Christmas cards here!
Don’t send boring cards this Christmas. Shop independent and support small creative business.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-ca...
Don’t send boring cards this Christmas. Shop independent and support small creative business.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-ca...
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Get your lovely Christmas cards here!
Don’t send boring cards this Christmas. Shop independent and support small creative business.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-ca...
Don’t send boring cards this Christmas. Shop independent and support small creative business.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-ca...
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Is it 'online training course'?
June 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Is it 'online training course'?
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The two whose pictures aren’t AI edited.
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The two whose pictures aren’t AI edited.
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This is why kerning is 🍆 so 🍆 important 🍆
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This is why kerning is 🍆 so 🍆 important 🍆