Simon
@ellisuk.com
Moments of outstanding brightness followed by periods of quiet contemplation / anxiety / dullness. If you're a bigot, nazi or general shitehawk of a human being you will be blocked. Otherwise let's see what's out there. Also remember fix your heart or die.
f you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to bluesky:
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
f you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to bluesky:
When work colleagues know you’re on leave for your 50th Birthday.
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
When work colleagues know you’re on leave for your 50th Birthday.
I'm so old I remember when the Murdoch press tried something similar in a 1990's UK General Election.
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm so old I remember when the Murdoch press tried something similar in a 1990's UK General Election.
Has that worm got full control?
October 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Has that worm got full control?
Loving this description of the Netflix show The Diplomat.
October 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Loving this description of the Netflix show The Diplomat.
Just a quick reminder that Joan Hickson was always never going to take your shite.
October 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Just a quick reminder that Joan Hickson was always never going to take your shite.
All I can say is, is that you want to be aiming for this look:
October 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
All I can say is, is that you want to be aiming for this look:
Just seen Secret Service was trending, I guess it was too much to hope it was related to this:
September 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Just seen Secret Service was trending, I guess it was too much to hope it was related to this:
@theonion.com not giving up, even though Trump will probably try to bring newspapers under the fcc next.
September 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
@theonion.com not giving up, even though Trump will probably try to bring newspapers under the fcc next.
Well this deserves the following:
September 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Well this deserves the following:
Hmmm yesteryear you say......
September 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hmmm yesteryear you say......
September 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
When did Cigarette advertising on billboards get banned? I can remember Cigars being around until the early 1990's but not Cigarettes which is why when I was in Bavaria in Germany and saw this I had to take it:
September 6, 2025 at 10:02 AM
When did Cigarette advertising on billboards get banned? I can remember Cigars being around until the early 1990's but not Cigarettes which is why when I was in Bavaria in Germany and saw this I had to take it:
I’m guessing it’s The Magnificent Ambersons that’s about to be “restored” in a similar vein to this:
September 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I’m guessing it’s The Magnificent Ambersons that’s about to be “restored” in a similar vein to this:
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Meet Moko our own personal vortex of kitty anger:
August 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Meet Moko our own personal vortex of kitty anger:
If you see this, post a TV identYello
August 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If you see this, post a TV identYello
I first encountered @theonion.com news paper in the Tower Records store in Birmingham (UK) in the 1990’s and it does my heart good to get my first subscription edition under new management.
August 4, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I first encountered @theonion.com news paper in the Tower Records store in Birmingham (UK) in the 1990’s and it does my heart good to get my first subscription edition under new management.
Why is it the logo for the Vue Cinema make it seem like the letter e has seen some serious shit that they’d rather forget but the memories won’t leave them?
August 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Why is it the logo for the Vue Cinema make it seem like the letter e has seen some serious shit that they’d rather forget but the memories won’t leave them?
Message from @sallell.bsky.social oh well we did have a good run.
July 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Message from @sallell.bsky.social oh well we did have a good run.