Simon
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Moments of outstanding brightness followed by periods of quiet contemplation / anxiety / dullness. If you're a bigot, nazi or general shitehawk of a human being you will be blocked. Otherwise let's see what's out there. Also remember fix your heart or die.
Plus the Brompton Bikes, the fucking Brompton Bikes that twat you in the shins while also having a nice scrape at the same time the INCONSIDERATE BASTAR......
a man in a bow tie is talking to another man in a hallway .
Alt: Captain Holt from Brooklyn Nine Nine explaining to Jake why the differences between a doctor and doctorate are a bit of a trigger for him. Like me and Brompton Bikes......DAMN THEM!!!!!!!
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November 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Plus the Brompton Bikes, the fucking Brompton Bikes that twat you in the shins while also having a nice scrape at the same time the INCONSIDERATE BASTAR......
Well let me tell you how she really did it.......
*Oceans 11 heist music starts playing*
*Oceans 11 heist music starts playing*
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Well let me tell you how she really did it.......
*Oceans 11 heist music starts playing*
*Oceans 11 heist music starts playing*
Reposted by Simon
"Raise the Colours" Ryan Bridge being sung out of Brum after Stirchley proved resistant to his toxic flag measles
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"Raise the Colours" Ryan Bridge being sung out of Brum after Stirchley proved resistant to his toxic flag measles
“Damn it Fox this is my last case”
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Damn it Fox this is my last case”
OK let's calm down and not blame toast for the current warped state of the toaster market.
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
OK let's calm down and not blame toast for the current warped state of the toaster market.
We asked Malcolm McDowell for comment but the only answer we got was "Oh no not again".
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
We asked Malcolm McDowell for comment but the only answer we got was "Oh no not again".
To misquote the BeeGee's and Jive Talking.
It's just you vibe codin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You wear a disguise
Vibe Codin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You're really no good
It's just you vibe codin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You wear a disguise
Vibe Codin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You're really no good
November 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
To misquote the BeeGee's and Jive Talking.
It's just you vibe codin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You wear a disguise
Vibe Codin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You're really no good
It's just you vibe codin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You wear a disguise
Vibe Codin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You're really no good
Life Hack or as the rest of us say: "Just trying to fucking survive".
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Life Hack or as the rest of us say: "Just trying to fucking survive".
I’ll take it.
Have a great one matey.
Have a great one matey.
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I’ll take it.
Have a great one matey.
Have a great one matey.