Alston James
@alstonjames88.bsky.social
Half logic, half chaos. Always somewhere between a deep thought and a bad joke.
Squats
Question 2:
What is your favorite form of exercise?
What is your favorite form of exercise?
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Squats
To this day I still question Zordons reasonings for hiring a literal 12 year old to be the Blue Ranger for the Turbo Team.
Was there literally no one else he could have selected?
Was there literally no one else he could have selected?
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
To this day I still question Zordons reasonings for hiring a literal 12 year old to be the Blue Ranger for the Turbo Team.
Was there literally no one else he could have selected?
Was there literally no one else he could have selected?
My dimples
Question 15:
What’s your most interesting physical feature?
What’s your most interesting physical feature?
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My dimples
it’s that “let’s cuddle and watch anime” type of weather 💯
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
it’s that “let’s cuddle and watch anime” type of weather 💯
I was today years old when I found out that Optimus Prime could do a perfect Predator impression if he so desired.
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I was today years old when I found out that Optimus Prime could do a perfect Predator impression if he so desired.
Bro wasn't messing around 💀💀
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Bro wasn't messing around 💀💀
A liar getting mad at you for knowing the truth is wild 😂
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
A liar getting mad at you for knowing the truth is wild 😂
I hope we all finally get to live the lives we truly deserve in our 30s !! especially after stumbling our way through messy 20s ..
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I hope we all finally get to live the lives we truly deserve in our 30s !! especially after stumbling our way through messy 20s ..
Soul ties suck, why do I still miss you after you showed me I mean nothing to you😭
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Soul ties suck, why do I still miss you after you showed me I mean nothing to you😭
A girl on tik tok just said "I would rather adjust my life to your absence, than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect" and I think that a lot of people need to take that and really engrave it into their soul.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
A girl on tik tok just said "I would rather adjust my life to your absence, than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect" and I think that a lot of people need to take that and really engrave it into their soul.
"A picture can't hurt you"
The picture:
The picture:
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
"A picture can't hurt you"
The picture:
The picture:
Never will I understand how someone cannot be progressive and inclusive but like the X-men.
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Never will I understand how someone cannot be progressive and inclusive but like the X-men.
When a woman replaces you with peace and not another man, it's really over.
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
When a woman replaces you with peace and not another man, it's really over.
Im new here so I dont know how yall do things but is it normal to have this much porn about. Just asking cause damn
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Im new here so I dont know how yall do things but is it normal to have this much porn about. Just asking cause damn
So Michael J Fox is in the new Zootropolis 2 playing a fox character named Michael J. the Fox. 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
So Michael J Fox is in the new Zootropolis 2 playing a fox character named Michael J. the Fox. 🤣
Left work early, went t the gym, got myself a haircut and treated myself to a nice after gym meal
What did you do to take care of yourself today?
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Left work early, went t the gym, got myself a haircut and treated myself to a nice after gym meal
2005 after I left High School. I left that full speed nonsense with my afro pick back there never to be used again
For my millennials when’s the last time you ran at full speed?
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
2005 after I left High School. I left that full speed nonsense with my afro pick back there never to be used again
When I was a kid, I was shown what true evil looked like on kids television. That was this mf right here 😭
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
When I was a kid, I was shown what true evil looked like on kids television. That was this mf right here 😭
It always upset me and creeped me out that they included that line in Tranformers
Which is why it’s a huge red flag when a man knows the age of consent in more than one state.
We know that the age of consent exists is so teenagers can date other teenagers So young adults can date other young adults Not so grown ass adults can groom and abuse children right?
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It always upset me and creeped me out that they included that line in Tranformers
We don’t discuss enough how heavy the regret feels when you’re vulnerable with someone you believed you could trust, and then realize you were wrong.
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
We don’t discuss enough how heavy the regret feels when you’re vulnerable with someone you believed you could trust, and then realize you were wrong.
Nike behind the scenes plotting after hearing the news about Steph leaving Under Armour
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Nike behind the scenes plotting after hearing the news about Steph leaving Under Armour
Because comic books combine art and storytelling in a unique way. They let me escape into amazing worlds and learn about courage, friendship, and imagination.
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Because comic books combine art and storytelling in a unique way. They let me escape into amazing worlds and learn about courage, friendship, and imagination.
Its long overdue
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Its long overdue
Lol sir
I, Robot is a classic.
But it's NOT a sci-fi movie
But it's NOT a sci-fi movie
a man in a denim jacket is standing in front of a counter holding a cell phone .
ALT: a man in a denim jacket is standing in front of a counter holding a cell phone .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Lol sir