Gabriel Bell
@czechtwice.bsky.social
I’d rather be picking up something heavy.
Certified for forklift and all powered industrial trucks.
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Gabriel Bell
@czechtwice.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Following every starter pack and using every block list. I follow four people. Two follow me. I last saw a skeet three weeks ago. I shitpost into the void and know true happiness.
Alright so there’s an island where a bunch of pedophiles liked to rape children, and that island still exists.
There’s also an established sport and conservation practice of hunting feral hogs by firing machine guns from helicopters
May I suggest a serendipitous portmanteau
There’s also an established sport and conservation practice of hunting feral hogs by firing machine guns from helicopters
May I suggest a serendipitous portmanteau
February 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Alright so there’s an island where a bunch of pedophiles liked to rape children, and that island still exists.
There’s also an established sport and conservation practice of hunting feral hogs by firing machine guns from helicopters
May I suggest a serendipitous portmanteau
There’s also an established sport and conservation practice of hunting feral hogs by firing machine guns from helicopters
May I suggest a serendipitous portmanteau
It is kinda funny that it turns out Elon wasn’t in the pedophile rape club, despite endless lobbying on his part to become a member of the pedophile rape club, because the pedophile rapists were disgusted by him on a visceral level. Elon’s vibes were too rancid for the pedophile rape club.
February 1, 2026 at 4:27 PM
It is kinda funny that it turns out Elon wasn’t in the pedophile rape club, despite endless lobbying on his part to become a member of the pedophile rape club, because the pedophile rapists were disgusted by him on a visceral level. Elon’s vibes were too rancid for the pedophile rape club.
Reposted by Gabriel Bell
Sure libs can win in commie places like Fort Worth but what does real America think
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Sure libs can win in commie places like Fort Worth but what does real America think
If you were doing that five years after their public conviction for prostitution of a child like the people in these emails are doing then yes you are absolutely guilty by association and the legal penalty for child raping pimp should be hanging.
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
February 1, 2026 at 4:47 AM
If you were doing that five years after their public conviction for prostitution of a child like the people in these emails are doing then yes you are absolutely guilty by association and the legal penalty for child raping pimp should be hanging.
I got in an hour lifting session today with the garage door open. Some assorted steps. 17° felt like a comparable heat wave so it was nice to spend time in the sun again.
February 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I got in an hour lifting session today with the garage door open. Some assorted steps. 17° felt like a comparable heat wave so it was nice to spend time in the sun again.
On the one hand it would really suck to watch my 401k plummet, on the other hand I’ve got 25 years left to buy into a reset market if it does and this bubble’s gotta pop some time
February 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
On the one hand it would really suck to watch my 401k plummet, on the other hand I’ve got 25 years left to buy into a reset market if it does and this bubble’s gotta pop some time
It’s always the guys you most expect it from
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers
www.nytimes.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It’s always the guys you most expect it from
Wonder Man is refreshing, well-acted, fun to watch without superhero burnout, and seems to actually want to tell a story. No wonder Disney isn’t marketing it. It’s too close to anti-slop.
February 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Wonder Man is refreshing, well-acted, fun to watch without superhero burnout, and seems to actually want to tell a story. No wonder Disney isn’t marketing it. It’s too close to anti-slop.
Not gonna bother trying to track today. Stopped at the Chinese buffet during grocery shopping for the month and I know the answer is “a lot.” I ate “a lot.”
January 31, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Not gonna bother trying to track today. Stopped at the Chinese buffet during grocery shopping for the month and I know the answer is “a lot.” I ate “a lot.”
Yeah man that was a bribe remember reporting used to be a thing
Amazon spent $40 million for the rights to “Melania” at auction, and reportedly spent an additional $35 million on the marketing and theatrical release, an unusually high spend for a documentary.
'Melania' Director Defends $75 Million Documentary Price Tag—Here's Why It's Raised Eyebrows
Amazon spent $40 million for the rights to “Melania” at auction, and reportedly spent an additional $35 million on the marketing and theatrical release, an unusually high spend for a documentary.
www.forbes.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Yeah man that was a bribe remember reporting used to be a thing
That one Trevor Moore song but now you replace the P word with pedophile and it’s still true
January 31, 2026 at 7:45 PM
That one Trevor Moore song but now you replace the P word with pedophile and it’s still true
If Obama actually had that dog in him he’d release a statement saying “I know that pedophile ass pussy necked bitch didn’t say arrest me” but he don’t so he won’t
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 PM
If Obama actually had that dog in him he’d release a statement saying “I know that pedophile ass pussy necked bitch didn’t say arrest me” but he don’t so he won’t
Casting director: ladies and gentlemen, we’ve found our Myshkin
jon bernthal on the first day of rehearsal: so i read the script and i was really trying to get into this guy's head. so i was thinking id play him as kinda a tough guy with some barely controlled anger simmering under the surface who's constantly freaking out
January 31, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Casting director: ladies and gentlemen, we’ve found our Myshkin
Q1 plan is on track, down around 7lbs for January.
That more or less straight line from August-January I held 235-236 for 4 months, probably the most important part of the whole process.
That more or less straight line from August-January I held 235-236 for 4 months, probably the most important part of the whole process.
January 31, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Q1 plan is on track, down around 7lbs for January.
That more or less straight line from August-January I held 235-236 for 4 months, probably the most important part of the whole process.
That more or less straight line from August-January I held 235-236 for 4 months, probably the most important part of the whole process.
Fixed a fake email problem while making dinner. Cleaned the kitchen up then spent an hour re-learning math to help my daughter with her homework. Pretty solid dad work this evening.
January 31, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Fixed a fake email problem while making dinner. Cleaned the kitchen up then spent an hour re-learning math to help my daughter with her homework. Pretty solid dad work this evening.
Everyone wants to work, no one wants to *toil*
"Not only don't people work less when they are guaranteed an income, they might actually put in more effort at work. And the fact that they have more money to spend leads to the creation of more jobs."
Nobel Prize–winning economists Abhijit Banerjee and Esther Duflo
Nobel Prize–winning economists Abhijit Banerjee and Esther Duflo
January 30, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Everyone wants to work, no one wants to *toil*
After taking two sick days (burnout, general lazyness) I logged into the morning standup and my coworkers and boss told me I should cut out early because I was clearly still under the weather.
It was the sweetest way I’ve ever been told I looked busted.
It was the sweetest way I’ve ever been told I looked busted.
January 30, 2026 at 3:57 AM
After taking two sick days (burnout, general lazyness) I logged into the morning standup and my coworkers and boss told me I should cut out early because I was clearly still under the weather.
It was the sweetest way I’ve ever been told I looked busted.
It was the sweetest way I’ve ever been told I looked busted.
I have a pretty strict 55 minute selfie limit, but I sure you I am very tall and good looking
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I have a pretty strict 55 minute selfie limit, but I sure you I am very tall and good looking
5 jobs I’ve had:
Chip Bag Crumb Replenishment
Fish Scooper
Director of Escorted Egress
Mealtime Interjector
Costco Art Dealer
Chip Bag Crumb Replenishment
Fish Scooper
Director of Escorted Egress
Mealtime Interjector
Costco Art Dealer
5 jobs i’ve had
lawn and landscaping (weedeater bitch)
dining hall food service
special education biology teacher
veterinary care technician
medical laboratory scientist
lawn and landscaping (weedeater bitch)
dining hall food service
special education biology teacher
veterinary care technician
medical laboratory scientist
5 jobs I've had
Customer Service Associate
Mortgage Form Designer
Substitute Teacher
U.S. History Teacher
AP U.S. History Teacher
Customer Service Associate
Mortgage Form Designer
Substitute Teacher
U.S. History Teacher
AP U.S. History Teacher
January 30, 2026 at 3:54 AM
5 jobs I’ve had:
Chip Bag Crumb Replenishment
Fish Scooper
Director of Escorted Egress
Mealtime Interjector
Costco Art Dealer
Chip Bag Crumb Replenishment
Fish Scooper
Director of Escorted Egress
Mealtime Interjector
Costco Art Dealer
Current training maxes:
OHP - 155
Bench - 255
Squat - 340
Deadlift -435
Well on pace for my 2,3,4,5 plate goal. I’ll be swapping to 75% (7-9 rep range) for the next couple months for my primary day with either triples or fives in my complimentary day.
OHP - 155
Bench - 255
Squat - 340
Deadlift -435
Well on pace for my 2,3,4,5 plate goal. I’ll be swapping to 75% (7-9 rep range) for the next couple months for my primary day with either triples or fives in my complimentary day.
January 30, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Current training maxes:
OHP - 155
Bench - 255
Squat - 340
Deadlift -435
Well on pace for my 2,3,4,5 plate goal. I’ll be swapping to 75% (7-9 rep range) for the next couple months for my primary day with either triples or fives in my complimentary day.
OHP - 155
Bench - 255
Squat - 340
Deadlift -435
Well on pace for my 2,3,4,5 plate goal. I’ll be swapping to 75% (7-9 rep range) for the next couple months for my primary day with either triples or fives in my complimentary day.
Also unsolicited plug - Kinda Fit Kinda Fat is a brand making non toxic fitness clothes and their online store will be closed tomorrow to stand with the strike call.
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Also unsolicited plug - Kinda Fit Kinda Fat is a brand making non toxic fitness clothes and their online store will be closed tomorrow to stand with the strike call.
Damn what next they gonna demand laws against murder and giving aide to foreign adversaries
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Damn what next they gonna demand laws against murder and giving aide to foreign adversaries
Seems like it could be handy
January 30, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Seems like it could be handy
Extra crispy bacon dipped in sausage gravy.
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January 29, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Extra crispy bacon dipped in sausage gravy.
Follow me for more health and fitness
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The cold’s got my shit all flipped around. Should I deadlift, squat, or bench today for my main lift?
January 29, 2026 at 10:46 PM
The cold’s got my shit all flipped around. Should I deadlift, squat, or bench today for my main lift?