Gabriel Bell
@czechtwice.bsky.social
I’d rather be picking up something heavy.
Certified for forklift and all powered industrial trucks.
Certified for forklift and all powered industrial trucks.
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Gabriel Bell
@czechtwice.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Following every starter pack and using every block list. I follow four people. Two follow me. I last saw a skeet three weeks ago. I shitpost into the void and know true happiness.
Ima hold your hand while I say this. America’s darkest time started in 1776 and never ended
This has to be right up with one of America’s darkest time. ICE KILLING Americans, arresting honest hard working immigrants, similar to the same white immigrants arresting them.
DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE AND EVIL. America cannot survive as a nation with this kind of leadership.
DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE AND EVIL. America cannot survive as a nation with this kind of leadership.
February 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Ima hold your hand while I say this. America’s darkest time started in 1776 and never ended
I love how one second people are reposting articles about palantir/big tech working directly with the government to provide increased surveillance data and the next second there’s a trend in every social media site to post yourself as a child, then ten years ago, and now
February 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I love how one second people are reposting articles about palantir/big tech working directly with the government to provide increased surveillance data and the next second there’s a trend in every social media site to post yourself as a child, then ten years ago, and now
The only reason he didn’t go 0/3 naming states is because he thinks Philadelphia is Pennsylvania
Q: What did you mean when you said you should 'nationalize elections' & which 15 states are you talking about?
TRUMP: If a state can't run an election, I think the people behind me should do something about it. Look at Detroit, Pennsylvania, Atlanta -- horrible corruption on elections
TRUMP: If a state can't run an election, I think the people behind me should do something about it. Look at Detroit, Pennsylvania, Atlanta -- horrible corruption on elections
February 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
The only reason he didn’t go 0/3 naming states is because he thinks Philadelphia is Pennsylvania
Reposted by Gabriel Bell
It's always a good time to ask yourself "do I have any guiding moral principles?"
Crime is a social construction. Helping slaves was criminal. In some states handing water to people standing in line to vote is a crime. For a long time a husband raping his wife was legal. If you define your morality based on the law, at the very best, you understand the world like a child does
I'm sorry, I'm lol'ing hard at "crime he disapproves of." As if some crimes are perfectly fine and okay.
Yeah, go ahead and set the city on fire. Just like Trump and Steven Miller want to see happen. Play right into their hands!
This is so stupid.
Yeah, go ahead and set the city on fire. Just like Trump and Steven Miller want to see happen. Play right into their hands!
This is so stupid.
February 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
It's always a good time to ask yourself "do I have any guiding moral principles?"
I had a dream so specific and descriptive I briefly forgot I don’t believe in augury
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I had a dream so specific and descriptive I briefly forgot I don’t believe in augury
Reposted by Gabriel Bell
crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
Jelly Roll is a prime example of how sometimes you gotta not let people like bullshit. Like sometimes people like awful shit you should make fun of them for.
February 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Jelly Roll is a prime example of how sometimes you gotta not let people like bullshit. Like sometimes people like awful shit you should make fun of them for.
Alright so there’s an island where a bunch of pedophiles liked to rape children, and that island still exists.
There’s also an established sport and conservation practice of hunting feral hogs by firing machine guns from helicopters
May I suggest a serendipitous portmanteau
There’s also an established sport and conservation practice of hunting feral hogs by firing machine guns from helicopters
May I suggest a serendipitous portmanteau
February 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Alright so there’s an island where a bunch of pedophiles liked to rape children, and that island still exists.
There’s also an established sport and conservation practice of hunting feral hogs by firing machine guns from helicopters
May I suggest a serendipitous portmanteau
There’s also an established sport and conservation practice of hunting feral hogs by firing machine guns from helicopters
May I suggest a serendipitous portmanteau
It is kinda funny that it turns out Elon wasn’t in the pedophile rape club, despite endless lobbying on his part to become a member of the pedophile rape club, because the pedophile rapists were disgusted by him on a visceral level. Elon’s vibes were too rancid for the pedophile rape club.
February 1, 2026 at 4:27 PM
It is kinda funny that it turns out Elon wasn’t in the pedophile rape club, despite endless lobbying on his part to become a member of the pedophile rape club, because the pedophile rapists were disgusted by him on a visceral level. Elon’s vibes were too rancid for the pedophile rape club.
Reposted by Gabriel Bell
Sure libs can win in commie places like Fort Worth but what does real America think
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Sure libs can win in commie places like Fort Worth but what does real America think
If you were doing that five years after their public conviction for prostitution of a child like the people in these emails are doing then yes you are absolutely guilty by association and the legal penalty for child raping pimp should be hanging.
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
February 1, 2026 at 4:47 AM
If you were doing that five years after their public conviction for prostitution of a child like the people in these emails are doing then yes you are absolutely guilty by association and the legal penalty for child raping pimp should be hanging.
I got in an hour lifting session today with the garage door open. Some assorted steps. 17° felt like a comparable heat wave so it was nice to spend time in the sun again.
February 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I got in an hour lifting session today with the garage door open. Some assorted steps. 17° felt like a comparable heat wave so it was nice to spend time in the sun again.
On the one hand it would really suck to watch my 401k plummet, on the other hand I’ve got 25 years left to buy into a reset market if it does and this bubble’s gotta pop some time
February 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
On the one hand it would really suck to watch my 401k plummet, on the other hand I’ve got 25 years left to buy into a reset market if it does and this bubble’s gotta pop some time
It’s always the guys you most expect it from
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers
www.nytimes.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It’s always the guys you most expect it from
Wonder Man is refreshing, well-acted, fun to watch without superhero burnout, and seems to actually want to tell a story. No wonder Disney isn’t marketing it. It’s too close to anti-slop.
February 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Wonder Man is refreshing, well-acted, fun to watch without superhero burnout, and seems to actually want to tell a story. No wonder Disney isn’t marketing it. It’s too close to anti-slop.
Not gonna bother trying to track today. Stopped at the Chinese buffet during grocery shopping for the month and I know the answer is “a lot.” I ate “a lot.”
January 31, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Not gonna bother trying to track today. Stopped at the Chinese buffet during grocery shopping for the month and I know the answer is “a lot.” I ate “a lot.”
Yeah man that was a bribe remember reporting used to be a thing
Amazon spent $40 million for the rights to “Melania” at auction, and reportedly spent an additional $35 million on the marketing and theatrical release, an unusually high spend for a documentary.
'Melania' Director Defends $75 Million Documentary Price Tag—Here's Why It's Raised Eyebrows
Amazon spent $40 million for the rights to “Melania” at auction, and reportedly spent an additional $35 million on the marketing and theatrical release, an unusually high spend for a documentary.
www.forbes.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Yeah man that was a bribe remember reporting used to be a thing
That one Trevor Moore song but now you replace the P word with pedophile and it’s still true
January 31, 2026 at 7:45 PM
That one Trevor Moore song but now you replace the P word with pedophile and it’s still true
If Obama actually had that dog in him he’d release a statement saying “I know that pedophile ass pussy necked bitch didn’t say arrest me” but he don’t so he won’t
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 PM
If Obama actually had that dog in him he’d release a statement saying “I know that pedophile ass pussy necked bitch didn’t say arrest me” but he don’t so he won’t
Casting director: ladies and gentlemen, we’ve found our Myshkin
jon bernthal on the first day of rehearsal: so i read the script and i was really trying to get into this guy's head. so i was thinking id play him as kinda a tough guy with some barely controlled anger simmering under the surface who's constantly freaking out
January 31, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Casting director: ladies and gentlemen, we’ve found our Myshkin
Q1 plan is on track, down around 7lbs for January.
That more or less straight line from August-January I held 235-236 for 4 months, probably the most important part of the whole process.
That more or less straight line from August-January I held 235-236 for 4 months, probably the most important part of the whole process.
January 31, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Q1 plan is on track, down around 7lbs for January.
That more or less straight line from August-January I held 235-236 for 4 months, probably the most important part of the whole process.
That more or less straight line from August-January I held 235-236 for 4 months, probably the most important part of the whole process.
Fixed a fake email problem while making dinner. Cleaned the kitchen up then spent an hour re-learning math to help my daughter with her homework. Pretty solid dad work this evening.
January 31, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Fixed a fake email problem while making dinner. Cleaned the kitchen up then spent an hour re-learning math to help my daughter with her homework. Pretty solid dad work this evening.
Everyone wants to work, no one wants to *toil*
"Not only don't people work less when they are guaranteed an income, they might actually put in more effort at work. And the fact that they have more money to spend leads to the creation of more jobs."
Nobel Prize–winning economists Abhijit Banerjee and Esther Duflo
Nobel Prize–winning economists Abhijit Banerjee and Esther Duflo
January 30, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Everyone wants to work, no one wants to *toil*
After taking two sick days (burnout, general lazyness) I logged into the morning standup and my coworkers and boss told me I should cut out early because I was clearly still under the weather.
It was the sweetest way I’ve ever been told I looked busted.
It was the sweetest way I’ve ever been told I looked busted.
January 30, 2026 at 3:57 AM
After taking two sick days (burnout, general lazyness) I logged into the morning standup and my coworkers and boss told me I should cut out early because I was clearly still under the weather.
It was the sweetest way I’ve ever been told I looked busted.
It was the sweetest way I’ve ever been told I looked busted.
I have a pretty strict 55 minute selfie limit, but I sure you I am very tall and good looking
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I have a pretty strict 55 minute selfie limit, but I sure you I am very tall and good looking