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Gabriel Bell
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I’d rather be picking up something heavy.

Certified for forklift and all powered industrial trucks.
Pinned
Following every starter pack and using every block list. I follow four people. Two follow me. I last saw a skeet three weeks ago. I shitpost into the void and know true happiness.
A great way to ensure your baser instincts don’t sap your productivity is to finish your dinner with a large bowl of cabbage and peanut sauce, chased with a double serving of Metamucil and creatine. No time for love, these guts be bubbling.
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Qdoba’s macros are trash wtf, why do people prefer this shit to chipotle?
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Dog came up to me in my bed, nuzzled my shoulder, got a pet on the head and walked away smiling, then immediately started shitting on the bedroom floor while walking toward the back door
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Tomorrow’s workout looks like light work after Monday. Still cutting the curls out and will probably go with barbell rows until my tennis elbow fully heals.
November 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My boss and I both applied for and both got turned down for the same promotion, which isn’t a huge disappointment for either of us and now we’ve got another thing to bond and joke over so I’m calling it a sort of win.
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Fuckin hell Sinners is so damn good. I never second watch a movie this soon but damned if it don’t hit even better on the second run through.
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This shit is sneaky. All them baby weights at the beginning load you up then it slaps you on the working sets.
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Standing in the parking lot in a t-shirt, after sunset, and It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas starts playing from one of the shops.

To whom?
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Two truths and a lie is such a lazy ass ice breaker that at this point I just lie for all three
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I never watched it so this could be way off, but from what I can tell the entire premise of Mike & Molly seems to be what if fat people are real people?
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Do you ever think about how Food Network star The Pioneer Woman Ree Drummond owns the stolen Osage land that Killers of the Flowers Moon is about
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I saw, I conquered. Day feels incomplete still.
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
There will be no Dick slander on this skyline
Blade Runner

The story wasn't written well.
Question 11:
What’s the best piece of media where the adaptation is better than the source material?
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Question 2:
What is your favorite form of exercise?

Weightlifting. Deadlifts are life.
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Took a close up video of me shrugging heavy weight and I just want to apologize to every woman who ever let me fuck her in missionary because them faces are scary
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
At the bookstore, noticed one called “Prayers for MEN”, because when you’re on your knees, begging daddy to forgive how naughty you’ve been, it’s very important he still knows you’re a big strong man.
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Every pair of pants I own now is too loose in the waist and too snug in the thigh and butt. Which, tbqh, is the dream after all
November 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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For my music to be heard by a lot of people. That’s my big goal.

And to have my own family one day.
Question 3:
For what or whom do you yearn?
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I don’t trust soup from a recipe people.

You make a stock, then put the vegetables you have in it. Not sure if it will work? Then be a coward and don’t add that one.
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Onion bell peppers celery
Question 46:
What is the holy trinity? (There are only two correct answers and neither one of them involves that weird baby)
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Joy and pleasure is revolutionary for Black ppl. Indulge (responsibly).
Question 9:
Do you believe in the concept of guilty pleasures or have you embraced the truth that there is no guilt in joy?
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Myers-Briggs is what y'all think the Zodiac is.
Question 10:
Who’s your “hear me out?”
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Both my furnace and air conditioner have been on for two days this week. Shit is ridiculous
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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The mines
Question 3:
For what or whom do you yearn?
November 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM