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Himbo Slice
@antisocialworker.bsky.social
NY 🥷🏾 but got ties in the South
est. 1986

Just a guy, sitting on a flaming rock flying through space:

Dismantling Capitalism 🔥
Knicks, Giants, Yankees, Rangers 🏀🏈⚾🏒
Mental Health 🧠

Wakandan Wardog
Kanto region master
House Lannister
Slytherin
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Good morning to my YERRRRRRRRRRRs!

Eric Adams is now a PRIVATE CITIZEN!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
January 1, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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Day one in Mamdani’s NYC. I woke up in my quiet neighborhood and walked my dog on the serene, snowy, newly socialist streets. A grandma walking her dog smiled at me. It was clear she had read Karl Marx with her morning coffee. The indoctrination has begun. How will we survive?
January 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I prefer to be slutted out repeatedly by one lady, but we'll see how this shit goes.
Fellas, don’t let these ladies slut you out in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Congratulations to all of us who endured the Adams administration
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Carzy crazy, shit crazy
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 PM
All Uncle Murda gotta do is make one song a year for the rest of his life 🤣
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 PM
"From now on, we're going to do a raising star for New Years, not a ball dropping like New York. Cause in Chicago, we don't drop the ball."

-Mayor of Chicago Brandon Johnson

I don't like the shade to my city, but that was a bar
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
This don't sound like no damn fireworks. Y'all sure Iran ain't invade our asses?
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I'm gassed that you had African American History in high school. I had to take that shit in college.
Yall I remember my junior year of high school I was in my African American History class and idk how we got here but I said “I can’t stand it when my uncle would answer the phone in a yt sounding voice then hang up and be back normal” my friend said that’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever said. 1/
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Y'all stay clowning our streets, but it makes perfect sense.
Queens, NYC be like:

Yo, meet me at 31st Ave & 31st Street. #NYCWithZ
December 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Matching with someone on hinge

If I send a sincere 1st message - Crickets

If I send some nonsensical shit - Instant response.

The moral of this story? Be nonsensical
December 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Sinners and Superman
What is your favorite movie that came out this year?
December 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
December 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I worked in a school for one year and said,

"Nah, I'd rather work on the psych ward."
This man said teaching is a super easy job i unmatched and blocked him.
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Cartoon, but hear me out...
December 31, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Last one of 2025

Connections
Puzzle #934
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December 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Yo to be a woman is literal madness. Cause wtf you mean I'm at the height of my career and now I gotta sit for 9+ months?!
December 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My therapist asked me what my earliest memory of having to suppress my emotions was, and it just hit me.
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
You ever ask this question to be cordial and somebody give you a list?

And no fucking money?
Y'all need anything from the grocery store?
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I can already see the conservative spin on my tik tok algorithm.
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Full list of products being recalled (brace yourselves, it's like 200 products).

www.fda.gov/media/190382...
www.fda.gov
December 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Some people just find an issue with ANYTHING 🤦🏾‍♀️ They pmo 😒
December 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
You only get one time to disrespect me.
December 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It's actually a little embarrassing that I am not fully fluent in Spanish. That's gonna change next year
December 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Does laundry count?
What’s y’all’s least favorite chore to do around the house?

Mine is dishes. I don’t them without gloves either.
December 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM