Alston James
@alstonjames88.bsky.social
Half logic, half chaos. Always somewhere between a deep thought and a bad joke.
This is hard but I’m going with Prince and MJ
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This is hard but I’m going with Prince and MJ
“Scared, Potter?” 🪄
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
“Scared, Potter?” 🪄
Looks about right 🤣
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Looks about right 🤣
“Stra-Neeger-Things is crazy marketing for ST5! I fuccs wit it get them clicks however!….I am beginning to see a problem
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
“Stra-Neeger-Things is crazy marketing for ST5! I fuccs wit it get them clicks however!….I am beginning to see a problem
One of the most under appreciated sci fi films
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 AM
One of the most under appreciated sci fi films
This fish ...I will not be taking questions
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This fish ...I will not be taking questions
To this day I still question Zordons reasonings for hiring a literal 12 year old to be the Blue Ranger for the Turbo Team.
Was there literally no one else he could have selected?
Was there literally no one else he could have selected?
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
To this day I still question Zordons reasonings for hiring a literal 12 year old to be the Blue Ranger for the Turbo Team.
Was there literally no one else he could have selected?
Was there literally no one else he could have selected?
I was today years old when I found out that Optimus Prime could do a perfect Predator impression if he so desired.
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I was today years old when I found out that Optimus Prime could do a perfect Predator impression if he so desired.
Bro wasn't messing around 💀💀
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Bro wasn't messing around 💀💀
"A picture can't hurt you"
The picture:
The picture:
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
"A picture can't hurt you"
The picture:
The picture:
Never will I understand how someone cannot be progressive and inclusive but like the X-men.
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Never will I understand how someone cannot be progressive and inclusive but like the X-men.
So Michael J Fox is in the new Zootropolis 2 playing a fox character named Michael J. the Fox. 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
So Michael J Fox is in the new Zootropolis 2 playing a fox character named Michael J. the Fox. 🤣
When I was a kid, I was shown what true evil looked like on kids television. That was this mf right here 😭
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
When I was a kid, I was shown what true evil looked like on kids television. That was this mf right here 😭
Nike behind the scenes plotting after hearing the news about Steph leaving Under Armour
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Nike behind the scenes plotting after hearing the news about Steph leaving Under Armour
Because comic books combine art and storytelling in a unique way. They let me escape into amazing worlds and learn about courage, friendship, and imagination.
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Because comic books combine art and storytelling in a unique way. They let me escape into amazing worlds and learn about courage, friendship, and imagination.
The internet : “Vegeta always be getting his ass beat”
Me ready to defend my glorious Prince:
Me ready to defend my glorious Prince:
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The internet : “Vegeta always be getting his ass beat”
Me ready to defend my glorious Prince:
Me ready to defend my glorious Prince:
😳🤔 how I never figured that out 🤦🏽♂️
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
😳🤔 how I never figured that out 🤦🏽♂️
Eternals - Sprite wanted to give up her godliness because she wanted to get laid 😅 she had a crush on Ikaris but she was trapped in a child's body 😢
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Eternals - Sprite wanted to give up her godliness because she wanted to get laid 😅 she had a crush on Ikaris but she was trapped in a child's body 😢
I didn't really care about the predator looking different however...after seeing this I'm like god dammmmn that looks so fkn cool
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I didn't really care about the predator looking different however...after seeing this I'm like god dammmmn that looks so fkn cool
Looking at this woman I see why Sammie said you ain't gota freshen up.🤣🖤🖤 cause damn
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Looking at this woman I see why Sammie said you ain't gota freshen up.🤣🖤🖤 cause damn
The hierarchy of dark lords. Voldemort needs to level up his world domination game.
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The hierarchy of dark lords. Voldemort needs to level up his world domination game.
Me seeing a fine black woman and getting ready to hop in her dms
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Me seeing a fine black woman and getting ready to hop in her dms
Same as I know I ain't gonna survive a second with a man who comes in fighting knees first 😂
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Same as I know I ain't gonna survive a second with a man who comes in fighting knees first 😂
The black ranger crawled so Caleb McLaughlin can walk 😂 #strangerthings
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The black ranger crawled so Caleb McLaughlin can walk 😂 #strangerthings