Master ❌ Cortez
@masterxcortez.bsky.social
“I am in a constant state of Horngry” 🍑| 25 | Black Streamer/Tiktoker/Voice Actor/Creator/Handheld Connoisseur from BROOKLYN 💪🏾🇵🇦
Free 🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸
#blackskygamers
https://linktr.ee/masterxcortez
INQUIRIES: masterxcortez@gmail.com
Free 🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸
#blackskygamers
https://linktr.ee/masterxcortez
INQUIRIES: masterxcortez@gmail.com
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(Updating my pinned just cuz I want to.)
I’m Master Cortez, most days I consider myself a content creator.
I do a little streaming, dabble in model building, a touch of cooking, a little photography-
Mostly I am a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
I’m Master Cortez, most days I consider myself a content creator.
I do a little streaming, dabble in model building, a touch of cooking, a little photography-
Mostly I am a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
FREE LUIGI TIL IT’S BACKWARDS
January 30, 2026 at 4:41 PM
FREE LUIGI TIL IT’S BACKWARDS
It might snow right when I get back to work 🥲
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
It might snow right when I get back to work 🥲
Cloti you say?
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Cloti you say?
Nah nah see you get it right? We traveled from one place to another in the span of at best a few minutes or even seconds difference on the clock
POSSIBLY EVEN ARRIVING BACKWARD IN TIME
TELEPORTATION!
POSSIBLY EVEN ARRIVING BACKWARD IN TIME
TELEPORTATION!
January 29, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Nah nah see you get it right? We traveled from one place to another in the span of at best a few minutes or even seconds difference on the clock
POSSIBLY EVEN ARRIVING BACKWARD IN TIME
TELEPORTATION!
POSSIBLY EVEN ARRIVING BACKWARD IN TIME
TELEPORTATION!
THE PAPER CUP*
January 29, 2026 at 11:13 PM
THE PAPER CUP*
😭 nah deadass we go from building computers and shit to straight up losing the ability to read when in close proximity to one another.
It’s a truly astounding phenomenon to witness in real time
It’s a truly astounding phenomenon to witness in real time
this is really too true. me and the boys get so much stupider when we’re together lmao
For the record we are MOSTLY intelligent men. 😐 unless we all get it one room then our braincells deactivate
January 29, 2026 at 11:09 PM
😭 nah deadass we go from building computers and shit to straight up losing the ability to read when in close proximity to one another.
It’s a truly astounding phenomenon to witness in real time
It’s a truly astounding phenomenon to witness in real time
BUT WHERE HIS PAPER AT
2 halves make a whole …..
Close enough
Close enough
True prince of 3 saiyans, 4 half breeds and a quarter 🌚
January 29, 2026 at 11:08 PM
BUT WHERE HIS PAPER AT
True prince of 3 saiyans, 4 half breeds and a quarter 🌚
Watch it …. You talking bout the true Prince of Sayians
Tell Vegeta go band for band with a real one without his wife’s money
January 29, 2026 at 11:05 PM
True prince of 3 saiyans, 4 half breeds and a quarter 🌚
YUP. THAT’S INHERITED BANDS
January 29, 2026 at 11:04 PM
YUP. THAT’S INHERITED BANDS
Tell Vegeta go band for band with a real one without his wife’s money
January 29, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Tell Vegeta go band for band with a real one without his wife’s money
We once had a *ahem* enhanced discussion about literally the most unserious thing:
If a 3 hour flight takes you to a time zone 3 hours behind (example: lets say New York to LA and idk if that can even realistically be done in 3 hours)
Leaves at noon
You arrive at noon
🌚 so you teleported.
If a 3 hour flight takes you to a time zone 3 hours behind (example: lets say New York to LA and idk if that can even realistically be done in 3 hours)
Leaves at noon
You arrive at noon
🌚 so you teleported.
men argue about the most elementary things but it’s so entertaining bc they get so passionate 😭
January 29, 2026 at 10:58 PM
We once had a *ahem* enhanced discussion about literally the most unserious thing:
If a 3 hour flight takes you to a time zone 3 hours behind (example: lets say New York to LA and idk if that can even realistically be done in 3 hours)
Leaves at noon
You arrive at noon
🌚 so you teleported.
If a 3 hour flight takes you to a time zone 3 hours behind (example: lets say New York to LA and idk if that can even realistically be done in 3 hours)
Leaves at noon
You arrive at noon
🌚 so you teleported.
Reposted by Master ❌ Cortez
Blackskygamers I am announcing that as of last night my personal life as become hectic.
After so many breaks I am going to finally take actual care of myself I cannot state how long this will be
Mentally I need help and I’m going to seek it the feed/community will still be here
#blackskygamers
After so many breaks I am going to finally take actual care of myself I cannot state how long this will be
Mentally I need help and I’m going to seek it the feed/community will still be here
#blackskygamers
January 29, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Blackskygamers I am announcing that as of last night my personal life as become hectic.
After so many breaks I am going to finally take actual care of myself I cannot state how long this will be
Mentally I need help and I’m going to seek it the feed/community will still be here
#blackskygamers
After so many breaks I am going to finally take actual care of myself I cannot state how long this will be
Mentally I need help and I’m going to seek it the feed/community will still be here
#blackskygamers
Smallville and it is not close at all
January 29, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Smallville and it is not close at all
WHAT DID YOU SAY
The Flash because Superman has yet to prove he’s not racist
January 29, 2026 at 7:44 PM
WHAT DID YOU SAY
Would LOVE to know how to re-repress them
Repressed memories are something else.
January 29, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Would LOVE to know how to re-repress them
Instigating in the family group chat >>>
January 29, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Instigating in the family group chat >>>
Reposted by Master ❌ Cortez
Humble Choice Bundle is $9 w/ code JAN26 (offer only valid for new subscribers) buff.ly/FrpDd9k #ad
January 29, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Humble Choice Bundle is $9 w/ code JAN26 (offer only valid for new subscribers) buff.ly/FrpDd9k #ad
Reposted by Master ❌ Cortez
Final Fantasy VII is getting a new release on Steam (old version will be named 2013 Edition)
-Existing owners will receive the new version
-When new version launches, 2013 edition will no longer be available to purchase
-Saves not compatible between versions
steamcommunity.com/games/39140/...
-Existing owners will receive the new version
-When new version launches, 2013 edition will no longer be available to purchase
-Saves not compatible between versions
steamcommunity.com/games/39140/...
January 29, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Final Fantasy VII is getting a new release on Steam (old version will be named 2013 Edition)
-Existing owners will receive the new version
-When new version launches, 2013 edition will no longer be available to purchase
-Saves not compatible between versions
steamcommunity.com/games/39140/...
-Existing owners will receive the new version
-When new version launches, 2013 edition will no longer be available to purchase
-Saves not compatible between versions
steamcommunity.com/games/39140/...
I rarely hang out in my living room but decided to hook up my dusty xbox one s since it is just a 4K blu-ray player that happens to play games 😆
January 29, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I rarely hang out in my living room but decided to hook up my dusty xbox one s since it is just a 4K blu-ray player that happens to play games 😆
Y’all can’t hang with me so I’d be big CHILLIN
(I have got to delete my memes they’re like half my storage)
(I have got to delete my memes they’re like half my storage)
January 29, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Y’all can’t hang with me so I’d be big CHILLIN
(I have got to delete my memes they’re like half my storage)
(I have got to delete my memes they’re like half my storage)