Mags
@magnumificent.bsky.social
South Manc. Sweary. Not allowed in the middle aisle. 🐊
Also @Magnifairyoo (in phases)
#NHSCharity ♾️ Disposable bbq ❌ #LUFC
Also @Magnifairyoo (in phases)
#NHSCharity ♾️ Disposable bbq ❌ #LUFC
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Mags
@magnumificent.bsky.social
· Jul 23
Disposable Barbecues are made with no consideration for safety or the environment.
As a consequence we have a near constant stream of…
- catastrophic environmental destruction
- life changing injuries
- needless landfill
Minimum standards for their production are essential
#LegsLiftLid
As a consequence we have a near constant stream of…
- catastrophic environmental destruction
- life changing injuries
- needless landfill
Minimum standards for their production are essential
#LegsLiftLid
I made a massive space themed ‘Splat the Rat’ game for an event on Saturday just gone (‘Ping the Planet!’) but now I can’t be arsed taking it off the roof rack
Actually think it looks quite cool tho tbh…
Actually think it looks quite cool tho tbh…
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I made a massive space themed ‘Splat the Rat’ game for an event on Saturday just gone (‘Ping the Planet!’) but now I can’t be arsed taking it off the roof rack
Actually think it looks quite cool tho tbh…
Actually think it looks quite cool tho tbh…
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“The Good Life (feat. Big Special & Gwendoline Christie)” by Sleaford Mods #nowplaying #6music
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 AM
“The Good Life (feat. Big Special & Gwendoline Christie)” by Sleaford Mods #nowplaying #6music
Any advance on 69%?
Fullest I’ve seen the piss tank is 34%
Wondering if there’s a record fill… perhaps after a heavy night or something..
Wondering if there’s a record fill… perhaps after a heavy night or something..
The piss tank on the ISS is now 10% full.
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Any advance on 69%?
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11.11.2025 ➡️ 111 - 1 = (20 + 2) × 5
#CalendarMaths
#CalendarMaths
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 AM
11.11.2025 ➡️ 111 - 1 = (20 + 2) × 5
#CalendarMaths
#CalendarMaths
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Re-upping this, with thanks to everyone who’s helped so far! 🫶🏻
I've a favour to ask of my cisgender UK followers. It'll take you 5 minutes!
Please use this template to write to your MP.
I know, I know... AGAIN. But this is to counter the letter-writing campaign undertaken by Sex Matters, who want the awful EHRC trans-exclusionary Code to be rushed through.
🙏🏻
Please use this template to write to your MP.
I know, I know... AGAIN. But this is to counter the letter-writing campaign undertaken by Sex Matters, who want the awful EHRC trans-exclusionary Code to be rushed through.
🙏🏻
Scrap the Bathroom Ban
🚨This is urgent🚨
Bridget Phillipson, the Minister for Women and Equalities, has a decision to make. The EHRC, a regulator mired in controversy over anti-trans views, has sent a new draft Code of Prac...
actionnetwork.org
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Re-upping this, with thanks to everyone who’s helped so far! 🫶🏻
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November 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Banger… turn it up 😁
“Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag” by Pigbag #nowplaying #6music
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Banger… turn it up 😁
Fullest I’ve seen the piss tank is 34%
Wondering if there’s a record fill… perhaps after a heavy night or something..
Wondering if there’s a record fill… perhaps after a heavy night or something..
The piss tank on the ISS is now 10% full.
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Fullest I’ve seen the piss tank is 34%
Wondering if there’s a record fill… perhaps after a heavy night or something..
Wondering if there’s a record fill… perhaps after a heavy night or something..
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If you fancy a Tuesday morning lift, have a go on #6Music - the infectiously glorious Beth Ditto joins Grimmy for a wee slot shortly 😁👏
an advertisement for showtime 's on becoming a god
ALT: an advertisement for showtime 's on becoming a god
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
If you fancy a Tuesday morning lift, have a go on #6Music - the infectiously glorious Beth Ditto joins Grimmy for a wee slot shortly 😁👏
I can’t get past the sense of bewilderment from Donnie D Cups about magnets 🤣🤦🏻♂️
It’s EXACTLY the reaction I used to get from Y2 children (6/7 yo) in science lessons when we introduced and started exploring/mucking about with them …
It’s EXACTLY the reaction I used to get from Y2 children (6/7 yo) in science lessons when we introduced and started exploring/mucking about with them …
a person is holding a coin on a cutting board with a logo that says ' manuel mundo ' on it
ALT: a person is holding a coin on a cutting board with a logo that says ' manuel mundo ' on it
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I can’t get past the sense of bewilderment from Donnie D Cups about magnets 🤣🤦🏻♂️
It’s EXACTLY the reaction I used to get from Y2 children (6/7 yo) in science lessons when we introduced and started exploring/mucking about with them …
It’s EXACTLY the reaction I used to get from Y2 children (6/7 yo) in science lessons when we introduced and started exploring/mucking about with them …
If you fancy a Tuesday morning lift, have a go on #6Music - the infectiously glorious Beth Ditto joins Grimmy for a wee slot shortly 😁👏
an advertisement for showtime 's on becoming a god
ALT: an advertisement for showtime 's on becoming a god
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
If you fancy a Tuesday morning lift, have a go on #6Music - the infectiously glorious Beth Ditto joins Grimmy for a wee slot shortly 😁👏
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Calvin 👏
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Calvin 👏
Also…
A million seconds = 12 days
A billion seconds = 32 years
A million seconds = 12 days
A billion seconds = 32 years
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Also…
A million seconds = 12 days
A billion seconds = 32 years
A million seconds = 12 days
A billion seconds = 32 years
Thank goodness
The piss tank on the ISS is now 31% full.
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Thank goodness
Quick apology to the multitude of perverts that I’ve come across today that I added to the ‘Food offenders’ list rather than the ‘Brussels Sprout Championing perverts’ list.
I got mixed up (perverts/deviant blurring)
I’ve moved you over now (you dirty bastards) 👍
I got mixed up (perverts/deviant blurring)
I’ve moved you over now (you dirty bastards) 👍
a man is standing in a dark room with his hands outstretched and smiling .
ALT: a man is standing in a dark room with his hands outstretched and smiling .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Quick apology to the multitude of perverts that I’ve come across today that I added to the ‘Food offenders’ list rather than the ‘Brussels Sprout Championing perverts’ list.
I got mixed up (perverts/deviant blurring)
I’ve moved you over now (you dirty bastards) 👍
I got mixed up (perverts/deviant blurring)
I’ve moved you over now (you dirty bastards) 👍
Our local narcissist cunts have been found out by largely everyone in the community.
So they’re relocating much of their abuse base… moved their daughter to a boarding school about an hour away.
So they’re relocating much of their abuse base… moved their daughter to a boarding school about an hour away.
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Our local narcissist cunts have been found out by largely everyone in the community.
So they’re relocating much of their abuse base… moved their daughter to a boarding school about an hour away.
So they’re relocating much of their abuse base… moved their daughter to a boarding school about an hour away.
Tis a Pervert capturing morning it seems 🙄
a cartoon character with a backpack is taking a picture
ALT: a cartoon character with a backpack is taking a picture
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Tis a Pervert capturing morning it seems 🙄
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On the left, goldenrod growing as an epiphyte on an oak in my place.
This is rainforest.
This is rainforest.
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 AM
On the left, goldenrod growing as an epiphyte on an oak in my place.
This is rainforest.
This is rainforest.
Seems my morning routine is matched by someone way up there…🚀
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Seems my morning routine is matched by someone way up there…🚀
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I was reflecting earlier - having rewatched the Mr Bean section of the London 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony (which is perfect in many ways) - how Britain really hasn't experienced much of a sustained, unifying feelgood factor since then.
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I was reflecting earlier - having rewatched the Mr Bean section of the London 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony (which is perfect in many ways) - how Britain really hasn't experienced much of a sustained, unifying feelgood factor since then.
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Saturday night goals…
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Saturday night goals…
Christ this is awful
November 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Christ this is awful
Lads…
Is there such a thing as an acceptable non alcoholic wine? 😕
Red/white… don’t care really. Any ideas?
Is there such a thing as an acceptable non alcoholic wine? 😕
Red/white… don’t care really. Any ideas?
a woman is holding two boxes of belina juice and says i brought juice boxes .
ALT: a woman is holding two boxes of belina juice and says i brought juice boxes .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Lads…
Is there such a thing as an acceptable non alcoholic wine? 😕
Red/white… don’t care really. Any ideas?
Is there such a thing as an acceptable non alcoholic wine? 😕
Red/white… don’t care really. Any ideas?