dylan reinhardt
@dylanreinhardt.bsky.social
nonetheless, life persists in being absurd
ad astra, per aspera 🖖
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More details will be released soon, but rampant illegal activity is occurring here.
February 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
More details will be released soon, but rampant illegal activity is occurring here.
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you can’t even demand figgy pudding from your neighbors anymore because of woke
October 22, 2024 at 12:53 PM
you can’t even demand figgy pudding from your neighbors anymore because of woke
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Growing up, I attended Sunday school every week. My teachers were Bill Watterson, Gary Trudeau, Berkeley Breathed, Charles M. Schulz, and Gary Larson. The best part was being able to show up in my pajamas and eat pancakes during class.
December 15, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Growing up, I attended Sunday school every week. My teachers were Bill Watterson, Gary Trudeau, Berkeley Breathed, Charles M. Schulz, and Gary Larson. The best part was being able to show up in my pajamas and eat pancakes during class.
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i don’t want to accept the things i cannot change i want to start fires with my mind
November 9, 2024 at 4:29 PM
i don’t want to accept the things i cannot change i want to start fires with my mind
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Medieval geeks getting to the end of the Bayeux tapestry and immediately logging on to their looms to weave their own reaction tapestries.
December 7, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Medieval geeks getting to the end of the Bayeux tapestry and immediately logging on to their looms to weave their own reaction tapestries.
When your Acme™ trolly switch finally arrives
December 7, 2024 at 8:05 PM
When your Acme™ trolly switch finally arrives
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It all started to fall apart when they made fridges that wouldn’t accept magnets
December 4, 2024 at 12:20 PM
It all started to fall apart when they made fridges that wouldn’t accept magnets
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spotify has a new playlist called 'screams'. after 5 minutes you recognize the screams as your own. after 30 you realize you never pressed play
December 2, 2024 at 12:08 PM
spotify has a new playlist called 'screams'. after 5 minutes you recognize the screams as your own. after 30 you realize you never pressed play
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my kid correcting me about a dinosaur fact
December 2, 2024 at 2:12 AM
my kid correcting me about a dinosaur fact
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Hunter maintaining his sobriety the past 4 yrs despite the guilt he must feel over his addiction being weaponized against the one person who has loved him unconditionally, even in his darkest days, has me emotional. I hope one day Hunter can find the love for himself that his father has for him…
December 2, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Hunter maintaining his sobriety the past 4 yrs despite the guilt he must feel over his addiction being weaponized against the one person who has loved him unconditionally, even in his darkest days, has me emotional. I hope one day Hunter can find the love for himself that his father has for him…
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I have long been convinced that the solution to 90% of traffic fatalities and at least 50% of the climate crisis is for men to go to therapy
Trucks have been getting bigger, more energy & space consuming, more polluting, and much deadlier to everyone around them including kids. Not because most of us actually need bigger vehicles, but as ego boosts, status symbols & “indicators of male virility.” Note the truck bed is basically the same.
December 2, 2024 at 3:56 AM
I have long been convinced that the solution to 90% of traffic fatalities and at least 50% of the climate crisis is for men to go to therapy
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waiter: don’t touch the plate it’s very hot *sets plate down in the weirdest place*
November 29, 2024 at 11:30 PM
waiter: don’t touch the plate it’s very hot *sets plate down in the weirdest place*
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut
I am Nälyd, a line of pots and pans that not come with lids
I am Nälyd, a line of pots and pans that not come with lids
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut
I am ELKÖÖP, a featureless black cube that randomly emits bell sounds supposedly for ambiance but the instruction manual was extremely vague on it
I am ELKÖÖP, a featureless black cube that randomly emits bell sounds supposedly for ambiance but the instruction manual was extremely vague on it
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut
I am LÖËJ, an expensive interactive jingling toy that your cat will half-heartedly poke at precisely once then never go near again.
I am LÖËJ, an expensive interactive jingling toy that your cat will half-heartedly poke at precisely once then never go near again.
November 29, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut
I am Nälyd, a line of pots and pans that not come with lids
I am Nälyd, a line of pots and pans that not come with lids
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I am THANKFUL to have Bluesky during this holiday season.
November 28, 2024 at 1:53 AM
I am THANKFUL to have Bluesky during this holiday season.
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If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view
November 28, 2024 at 5:48 AM
If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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I can't dwell on past egrets, I need to focus on the heron now.
October 24, 2024 at 10:20 PM
I can't dwell on past egrets, I need to focus on the heron now.
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Some things are better left whatevered.
November 23, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Some things are better left whatevered.
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Nothing says, "English degree I'm not using," more than a semicolon.
November 26, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Nothing says, "English degree I'm not using," more than a semicolon.
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"New day, new me!" I announce hopefully, right before I hit my shin on the bed in the same spot I always do
November 26, 2024 at 1:25 PM
"New day, new me!" I announce hopefully, right before I hit my shin on the bed in the same spot I always do
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When you smell burnt toast it’s a sign you’re having a stroke and when it smells like teen spirit you’re having a Nirvanous breakdown.
November 25, 2024 at 5:28 PM
When you smell burnt toast it’s a sign you’re having a stroke and when it smells like teen spirit you’re having a Nirvanous breakdown.
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Just thinking about the instructor at my kids' music lessons who was like, 'where does anyone even get a clown for a party?' and me raising my hand like, 'I know a guy.'
November 19, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Just thinking about the instructor at my kids' music lessons who was like, 'where does anyone even get a clown for a party?' and me raising my hand like, 'I know a guy.'
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low key the most egregious condescension is this idea that conservatives do not have agency and are not making choices but are purely reactive and have no mind of their own
if you live around conservatives, a common bumper sticker reads “liberalism is a mental disorder.” you’ll see effigies of dem politicians, unhinged screeds about satan-worshipping dems written on lawn signs. this stuff gets ignored while any hint of condescension from liberals is treated as endemic
November 26, 2024 at 9:35 PM
low key the most egregious condescension is this idea that conservatives do not have agency and are not making choices but are purely reactive and have no mind of their own