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This whole thing satisfies my curiosity about what would happen if 4chan ran a country.
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i wonder how close we were to getting Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodles instead
December 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
i wonder how close we were to getting Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodles instead
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playing a most dangerous game (opening tinder in my hometown)
December 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
playing a most dangerous game (opening tinder in my hometown)
Remember that time when you accidentally overlooked 1,000,000 documents about a notorious rich-guy pedophile ring that also were the ones demanded for years by the public and Congress and then accidentally found them right before Christmas? And also you're the Justice Department? Haha. Embarrassing.
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Remember that time when you accidentally overlooked 1,000,000 documents about a notorious rich-guy pedophile ring that also were the ones demanded for years by the public and Congress and then accidentally found them right before Christmas? And also you're the Justice Department? Haha. Embarrassing.
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With two weeks left to go in 2025, my biggest fear is that we haven't yet reached the bottom.
December 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
With two weeks left to go in 2025, my biggest fear is that we haven't yet reached the bottom.
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I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY, I WANT TO STAY HOME AND WORSHIP MY ELDRITCH YULE GODS IN PEACE.
December 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY, I WANT TO STAY HOME AND WORSHIP MY ELDRITCH YULE GODS IN PEACE.
We need another female soda pop. Not every woman can be a Dr.
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
We need another female soda pop. Not every woman can be a Dr.
Another definition of “scissoring” is what happens when pterodactyls make out
December 13, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Another definition of “scissoring” is what happens when pterodactyls make out
YouTube has successfully gathered that I am kind of a weirdo …
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
YouTube has successfully gathered that I am kind of a weirdo …
Just got a side gig for the wizard’s guild making guano. Bathroom time’s going to be much more productive.
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Just got a side gig for the wizard’s guild making guano. Bathroom time’s going to be much more productive.
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Can't wait to *crack open a few cold ones with the boys this weekend
*go grave robbing
*go grave robbing
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Can't wait to *crack open a few cold ones with the boys this weekend
*go grave robbing
*go grave robbing
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[slides u a briefcase filled with spaghetti]
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
[slides u a briefcase filled with spaghetti]
You can measure a soul by observing the quality of the stickers on their laptop.
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You can measure a soul by observing the quality of the stickers on their laptop.
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i’ll catch up with you guys later, i need to stop and look at some cool rocks
July 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i’ll catch up with you guys later, i need to stop and look at some cool rocks
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Dick Cheney, who just died, was 84 years old for the past 25 years.
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Dick Cheney, who just died, was 84 years old for the past 25 years.
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He and Morgan Freeman got bit by the same vampire. Man, to have been a fly on the wall at that Republican fundraiser...
Dick Cheney, who just died, was 84 years old for the past 25 years.
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
He and Morgan Freeman got bit by the same vampire. Man, to have been a fly on the wall at that Republican fundraiser...
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It's weird when people have main character syndrome since we all know the main character of reality, Milton Mittens Durley, died in Cambridge, Illinois in a lumber jacking accident in 1837. Like???? Why are we still doing this??? He's dead
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
It's weird when people have main character syndrome since we all know the main character of reality, Milton Mittens Durley, died in Cambridge, Illinois in a lumber jacking accident in 1837. Like???? Why are we still doing this??? He's dead
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you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.
Dick Cheney, who just died, was 84 years old for the past 25 years.
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Dick Cheney, who just died, was 84 years old for the past 25 years.
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I would like to protest against Christmas's illegal occupation of November.
November 2, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I would like to protest against Christmas's illegal occupation of November.
In his later years, Inigo Montoya turned his discipline and intellect into teaching self-defense.
“HELLO! I am Inigo Montoya. You are attending my class. Prepare to not die.”
“HELLO! I am Inigo Montoya. You are attending my class. Prepare to not die.”
November 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
In his later years, Inigo Montoya turned his discipline and intellect into teaching self-defense.
“HELLO! I am Inigo Montoya. You are attending my class. Prepare to not die.”
“HELLO! I am Inigo Montoya. You are attending my class. Prepare to not die.”
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Why everyone is honking at me is none of my business
September 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Why everyone is honking at me is none of my business
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I mean, the odds of all the saints being born on the same day is pretty astronomical.
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I mean, the odds of all the saints being born on the same day is pretty astronomical.
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*interview with a vampire*
Me: So, you're a vampire?
Vampire: Yeah.
Me: That's pretty cool.
Me: So, you're a vampire?
Vampire: Yeah.
Me: That's pretty cool.
November 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
*interview with a vampire*
Me: So, you're a vampire?
Vampire: Yeah.
Me: That's pretty cool.
Me: So, you're a vampire?
Vampire: Yeah.
Me: That's pretty cool.
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There is a distinct cultural gulf between earls in royalty and earls in arkansas
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
There is a distinct cultural gulf between earls in royalty and earls in arkansas