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*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation …
August 26, 2025 at 8:31 AM
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation …
If you see my garden you’ll see how much I love you.
July 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
If you see my garden you’ll see how much I love you.
How texting in Truth Social-mode keeps marriages alive ...
June 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
How texting in Truth Social-mode keeps marriages alive ...
Waymo cars would be a lot more likable and less prone to getting burned in protest if they looked and acted more like Caribbean tuk tuks.
June 9, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Waymo cars would be a lot more likable and less prone to getting burned in protest if they looked and acted more like Caribbean tuk tuks.
Omg, omg, omg, everyone!!! The Atlantic has been reading my jokes!
May 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Omg, omg, omg, everyone!!! The Atlantic has been reading my jokes!
Went to Hawaii and came back with 100% more aloha ...
May 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Went to Hawaii and came back with 100% more aloha ...
Another victim of White genocide in South Africa …
May 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Another victim of White genocide in South Africa …
Just me and my lady here doing a little mam baking.
May 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Just me and my lady here doing a little mam baking.
Googly eyes make everything better.
April 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Googly eyes make everything better.
Happy Record Store Day to those who worship the groove.
April 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Happy Record Store Day to those who worship the groove.
How I get the ladies to come around …
March 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
How I get the ladies to come around …
I couldn't resist this sweet face.
March 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I couldn't resist this sweet face.
I enticed this creature into my house a week ago. I thought it was only a wild beast. I see now it is half cobra, possibly possessed by a snake demon. I need an exorcist. If you are Catholic, please tell me how I make a referral. They must teach you this in catechism.
March 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I enticed this creature into my house a week ago. I thought it was only a wild beast. I see now it is half cobra, possibly possessed by a snake demon. I need an exorcist. If you are Catholic, please tell me how I make a referral. They must teach you this in catechism.
Happy Mardi Gras!
March 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Happy Mardi Gras!
Some people can see conspiracies that the rest of us miss …
February 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Some people can see conspiracies that the rest of us miss …
One New Year’s resolution complete already …
January 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
One New Year’s resolution complete already …
I get you, young artist. I get you.
January 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I get you, young artist. I get you.
"My friend, *every* story benefits from a dragon."
January 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
"My friend, *every* story benefits from a dragon."
Excited for Apple’s new California-themed operating system update.
January 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Excited for Apple’s new California-themed operating system update.
I was a poet once @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social’s wish for Billy Collins readings has reminded me of that. Here’s one of mine from long ago - an image, alt text, and I’ll post it also below …
January 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I was a poet once @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social’s wish for Billy Collins readings has reminded me of that. Here’s one of mine from long ago - an image, alt text, and I’ll post it also below …
If you’re looking for a lost sock, it’s at carousel 2 at baggage claim.
January 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If you’re looking for a lost sock, it’s at carousel 2 at baggage claim.
quote post with the real you
December 23, 2024 at 4:45 AM
quote post with the real you
Better than any of us could possibly dream ...
December 22, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Better than any of us could possibly dream ...