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This whole thing satisfies my curiosity about what would happen if 4chan ran a country.
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Can't wait to *crack open a few cold ones with the boys this weekend
*go grave robbing
*go grave robbing
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Can't wait to *crack open a few cold ones with the boys this weekend
*go grave robbing
*go grave robbing
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[slides u a briefcase filled with spaghetti]
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
[slides u a briefcase filled with spaghetti]
You can measure a soul by observing the quality of the stickers on their laptop.
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You can measure a soul by observing the quality of the stickers on their laptop.
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i’ll catch up with you guys later, i need to stop and look at some cool rocks
July 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i’ll catch up with you guys later, i need to stop and look at some cool rocks
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Dick Cheney, who just died, was 84 years old for the past 25 years.
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Dick Cheney, who just died, was 84 years old for the past 25 years.
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He and Morgan Freeman got bit by the same vampire. Man, to have been a fly on the wall at that Republican fundraiser...
Dick Cheney, who just died, was 84 years old for the past 25 years.
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
He and Morgan Freeman got bit by the same vampire. Man, to have been a fly on the wall at that Republican fundraiser...
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It's weird when people have main character syndrome since we all know the main character of reality, Milton Mittens Durley, died in Cambridge, Illinois in a lumber jacking accident in 1837. Like???? Why are we still doing this??? He's dead
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
It's weird when people have main character syndrome since we all know the main character of reality, Milton Mittens Durley, died in Cambridge, Illinois in a lumber jacking accident in 1837. Like???? Why are we still doing this??? He's dead
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you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.
Dick Cheney, who just died, was 84 years old for the past 25 years.
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Dick Cheney, who just died, was 84 years old for the past 25 years.
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I would like to protest against Christmas's illegal occupation of November.
November 2, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I would like to protest against Christmas's illegal occupation of November.
In his later years, Inigo Montoya turned his discipline and intellect into teaching self-defense.
“HELLO! I am Inigo Montoya. You are attending my class. Prepare to not die.”
“HELLO! I am Inigo Montoya. You are attending my class. Prepare to not die.”
November 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
In his later years, Inigo Montoya turned his discipline and intellect into teaching self-defense.
“HELLO! I am Inigo Montoya. You are attending my class. Prepare to not die.”
“HELLO! I am Inigo Montoya. You are attending my class. Prepare to not die.”
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Why everyone is honking at me is none of my business
September 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Why everyone is honking at me is none of my business
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I mean, the odds of all the saints being born on the same day is pretty astronomical.
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I mean, the odds of all the saints being born on the same day is pretty astronomical.
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*interview with a vampire*
Me: So, you're a vampire?
Vampire: Yeah.
Me: That's pretty cool.
Me: So, you're a vampire?
Vampire: Yeah.
Me: That's pretty cool.
November 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
*interview with a vampire*
Me: So, you're a vampire?
Vampire: Yeah.
Me: That's pretty cool.
Me: So, you're a vampire?
Vampire: Yeah.
Me: That's pretty cool.
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There is a distinct cultural gulf between earls in royalty and earls in arkansas
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
There is a distinct cultural gulf between earls in royalty and earls in arkansas
Gen X loves Mr. Rogers.
But we didn’t listen to him.
But we didn’t listen to him.
October 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Gen X loves Mr. Rogers.
But we didn’t listen to him.
But we didn’t listen to him.
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
Had a nightmare that was so much like a horror movie that there were actual movie posters for the dream in the dream.
October 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Had a nightmare that was so much like a horror movie that there were actual movie posters for the dream in the dream.
TFW you got the Queen of France’s crown and it flies off your moped.
a woman is sitting in a car with the words `` oops ! my bad '' on the screen .
Alt: Alicia Silverstone from Clueless smiling guiltily in a car with the words `` oops ! my bad '' on the screen.
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October 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
TFW you got the Queen of France’s crown and it flies off your moped.
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Sorry I haven’t been posting much lately, friends. It’s just that I can’t think of anything amusing to say that wasn’t already said in the boxcars in 1938.
February 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sorry I haven’t been posting much lately, friends. It’s just that I can’t think of anything amusing to say that wasn’t already said in the boxcars in 1938.
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This whole thing satisfies my curiosity about what would happen if 4chan ran a country.
June 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
This whole thing satisfies my curiosity about what would happen if 4chan ran a country.