Slaughthie
@slaughthie.bsky.social
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Slaughthie
@slaughthie.bsky.social
· Oct 30
I put my shoes on one toe at a time just like everyone else
Sometimes I get bummed when I’m not invited to things but then I’ll think about it and damn they were right, I definitely would have killed that vibe
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sometimes I get bummed when I’m not invited to things but then I’ll think about it and damn they were right, I definitely would have killed that vibe
I believe that the technology to text our dogs exists and is being withheld
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I believe that the technology to text our dogs exists and is being withheld
[my 36 year old ass] hey mom it’s me again, just calling to ask if I should date a 28 year old? Okay love you call me back
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
[my 36 year old ass] hey mom it’s me again, just calling to ask if I should date a 28 year old? Okay love you call me back
Anytime someone has said “she ate” the she was me and the ate was a chicken leg
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Anytime someone has said “she ate” the she was me and the ate was a chicken leg
Honestly I am exactly the kind of girl who gives up just like that
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Honestly I am exactly the kind of girl who gives up just like that
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Why everyone is honking at me is none of my business
September 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Why everyone is honking at me is none of my business
Idk you guys, I just used a food processor and I think we’re being a little too trusting of our kitchen appliances
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Idk you guys, I just used a food processor and I think we’re being a little too trusting of our kitchen appliances
Anyone else thinking about how we as humans produced like 16 billion pairs of skinny jeans and then someone was like we shouldn’t wear those any more
October 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Anyone else thinking about how we as humans produced like 16 billion pairs of skinny jeans and then someone was like we shouldn’t wear those any more
Now what’s a blueberry like you doing on a sidewalk like this
October 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Now what’s a blueberry like you doing on a sidewalk like this
While in Peru I saw this caterpillar that really said 🐛
October 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
While in Peru I saw this caterpillar that really said 🐛
Closing my eyes and hoping for the best at every four way stop
October 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Closing my eyes and hoping for the best at every four way stop
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I saw a bright light and awoke in a sterile white room. i couldn't move. an un-marmot figure hovered above me manipulating my body with strange devices. i swear i'm not making this up. it happened.
August 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I saw a bright light and awoke in a sterile white room. i couldn't move. an un-marmot figure hovered above me manipulating my body with strange devices. i swear i'm not making this up. it happened.
Introducing myself as an ethical monogamist to ethical non monogamists just to see how it goes
October 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Introducing myself as an ethical monogamist to ethical non monogamists just to see how it goes
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You arrive at the coffee shop, 7:30am on the dot as the mysterious note you found on your bedside table instructed. To complete the final task you call out “Boobert? Is there a Boobert here?” Everyone’s eyes shift to you and in perfect unison they all say “yes”
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
You arrive at the coffee shop, 7:30am on the dot as the mysterious note you found on your bedside table instructed. To complete the final task you call out “Boobert? Is there a Boobert here?” Everyone’s eyes shift to you and in perfect unison they all say “yes”
Going to the bathroom. Not to pee just to be.
October 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Going to the bathroom. Not to pee just to be.
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WARDEN: and for your last meal?
ME: everlasting gobstopper
WARDEN: son of a
ME: everlasting gobstopper
WARDEN: son of a
September 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
WARDEN: and for your last meal?
ME: everlasting gobstopper
WARDEN: son of a
ME: everlasting gobstopper
WARDEN: son of a
I’ll give you a dollar if you name your kid lewferd
September 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’ll give you a dollar if you name your kid lewferd
[mid sob] thanks for coming to my ted tak
September 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
[mid sob] thanks for coming to my ted tak
Please excuse me while I experience this emotion
September 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Please excuse me while I experience this emotion
I’ll let you guys have a great day
September 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I’ll let you guys have a great day
Did u buy a blue car bc ur sad?
September 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Did u buy a blue car bc ur sad?
Doctor please, my homies, they’re sick
September 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Doctor please, my homies, they’re sick
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Please stop inviting me to exotic islands and hunting me for sport. It’s mean and it hurts my feelings
September 4, 2023 at 5:53 PM
Please stop inviting me to exotic islands and hunting me for sport. It’s mean and it hurts my feelings
You arrive at the coffee shop, 7:30am on the dot as the mysterious note you found on your bedside table instructed. To complete the final task you call out “Boobert? Is there a Boobert here?” Everyone’s eyes shift to you and in perfect unison they all say “yes”
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
You arrive at the coffee shop, 7:30am on the dot as the mysterious note you found on your bedside table instructed. To complete the final task you call out “Boobert? Is there a Boobert here?” Everyone’s eyes shift to you and in perfect unison they all say “yes”
Why everyone is honking at me is none of my business
September 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Why everyone is honking at me is none of my business