T I M E S C A N N E R
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TRAPPED IN A GEM OUTSIDE OF TIME
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thanks to my Brain Implant, i believe in the Repulsive Future
January 27, 2026 at 2:01 AM
thanks to my Brain Implant, i believe in the Repulsive Future
the only way to use technology these days and not lose your mind is to be extremely intentional about how you use it. the second you use something the way it was designed to be used you're fucked.
January 25, 2026 at 7:05 PM
the only way to use technology these days and not lose your mind is to be extremely intentional about how you use it. the second you use something the way it was designed to be used you're fucked.
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bro's missing out on candle
Le chant des sirènes / The siren's song
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3114522
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3114522
January 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
bro's missing out on candle
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FOGHORN LEGHORN: now listen here boy yuh character is ENCUMBERED, she done picked up too many gold coins an such! her speed is halved, that there MINO-tauw is closing in and she's draggin ass like a mudskipper at high tide!!!
January 19, 2026 at 5:39 PM
FOGHORN LEGHORN: now listen here boy yuh character is ENCUMBERED, she done picked up too many gold coins an such! her speed is halved, that there MINO-tauw is closing in and she's draggin ass like a mudskipper at high tide!!!
SHOW?
DON'T!
TELL.
DON'T!
TELL.
January 19, 2026 at 7:19 PM
SHOW?
DON'T!
TELL.
DON'T!
TELL.
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As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
GREAT SHOW. GREAT PEOPLE. VERY WELCOMING
January 17, 2026 at 5:26 PM
GREAT SHOW. GREAT PEOPLE. VERY WELCOMING
*WAITING FOR MY IMITATION CRABMEAT TO EVOLVE INTO REAL CRAB*
EXPIRATION DATES ARE A LIE MEANT TO PREVENT DINNER FROM REACHING ITS FULL POTENTIAL
EXPIRATION DATES ARE A LIE MEANT TO PREVENT DINNER FROM REACHING ITS FULL POTENTIAL
January 17, 2026 at 5:11 PM
*WAITING FOR MY IMITATION CRABMEAT TO EVOLVE INTO REAL CRAB*
EXPIRATION DATES ARE A LIE MEANT TO PREVENT DINNER FROM REACHING ITS FULL POTENTIAL
EXPIRATION DATES ARE A LIE MEANT TO PREVENT DINNER FROM REACHING ITS FULL POTENTIAL
R̵E̸T̷R̸O̵C̸A̶U̵S̷A̶L̵I̴T̷Y̷ ̸N̵O̵W̷!̸
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 PM
R̵E̸T̷R̸O̵C̸A̶U̵S̷A̶L̵I̴T̷Y̷ ̸N̵O̵W̷!̸
SECRETS DON'T EXIST
January 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
SECRETS DON'T EXIST
PAST LIFE AGGRESSION
January 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
PAST LIFE AGGRESSION
The “Too Many Cooks” of music videos. Every new shot seemingly pans to a previously unseen musician onstage. youtu.be/0eOHu0rMqMI?...
Spirit I Got A Line On You 1984 Original Video
YouTube video by Dell Techman
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
The “Too Many Cooks” of music videos. Every new shot seemingly pans to a previously unseen musician onstage. youtu.be/0eOHu0rMqMI?...
Documentary idea.George Lucas and James Cameron get real high together and pontificate about The Force and midichlorians and mycelial connections with Eywa. My Dinner With George.
January 10, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Documentary idea.George Lucas and James Cameron get real high together and pontificate about The Force and midichlorians and mycelial connections with Eywa. My Dinner With George.
my longest friendship began in 6th grade when I criticized how a boy drew a tree. I told him how to draw a tree more like me. many friendships begin when someone looks past our shortcomings and lets us in anyway. I’m grateful he didn’t throw his pencil at me and tell me to get lost.
January 10, 2026 at 6:05 AM
my longest friendship began in 6th grade when I criticized how a boy drew a tree. I told him how to draw a tree more like me. many friendships begin when someone looks past our shortcomings and lets us in anyway. I’m grateful he didn’t throw his pencil at me and tell me to get lost.
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the first test print: alpha is for argeiphontes
January 9, 2026 at 5:22 PM
the first test print: alpha is for argeiphontes
a legacy sequel to Cop Rock called Cop Rock: All Cops Are Bards
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
a legacy sequel to Cop Rock called Cop Rock: All Cops Are Bards
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Red Lobster may have gone bankrupt, but Red Lob is still going strong.
December 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Red Lobster may have gone bankrupt, but Red Lob is still going strong.
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When an author writes an unfinished story, but there is a promise it will continue, imagination is licensed to the audience. When the story ends, the license of the audience to imagine is revoked. This is the impossible problem of franchise fandom; you cannot reclaim territory ceded to imagination.
December 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
When an author writes an unfinished story, but there is a promise it will continue, imagination is licensed to the audience. When the story ends, the license of the audience to imagine is revoked. This is the impossible problem of franchise fandom; you cannot reclaim territory ceded to imagination.
I was going to take my mom, ping pong champion of her senior center, to see Marty Supreme. But we drove to the wrong theater. So I’m seeing Avatar 3 a 2nd time.
December 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I was going to take my mom, ping pong champion of her senior center, to see Marty Supreme. But we drove to the wrong theater. So I’m seeing Avatar 3 a 2nd time.
she’s got electric boobs / she’s so hirsute / you know I read it on a pack of sardines ooh / b b b benny and the jets
December 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
she’s got electric boobs / she’s so hirsute / you know I read it on a pack of sardines ooh / b b b benny and the jets
Frosty the Snowman’s magic hat was the same one that once animated the body of Jamiroquai
December 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Frosty the Snowman’s magic hat was the same one that once animated the body of Jamiroquai
THAT WAS ME. I BROKE TIME. LIVE FREELY. YOU ARE “OFF THE CLOCK”
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Power outage in Boulder area affects atomic clock, "Time is not broken" NIST says
Due to the power outage, time (very) briefly stood still at the NIST Internet Time Service facility in Boulder.
www.cbsnews.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
THAT WAS ME. I BROKE TIME. LIVE FREELY. YOU ARE “OFF THE CLOCK”
www.cbsnews.com/colorado/new...
www.cbsnews.com/colorado/new...
If you microdose the mushroom that makes you see tiny dancing elves, are your elf hallucinations even tinier? Or are they not as tiny?
nhmu.utah.edu/articles/exp...
nhmu.utah.edu/articles/exp...
Experts Explore New Mushroom Which Causes Fairytale-Like Hallucinations
Between traditional folklore and modern biology, the wild forest floor and the sterile scientific laboratory, lies the story of the lilliputian mushroom.
nhmu.utah.edu
December 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If you microdose the mushroom that makes you see tiny dancing elves, are your elf hallucinations even tinier? Or are they not as tiny?
nhmu.utah.edu/articles/exp...
nhmu.utah.edu/articles/exp...