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Did you know the bass player for Dogstar was in the 1986 Babes in Toyland?
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Did you know the bass player for Dogstar was in the 1986 Babes in Toyland?
At this moment in time, of course, the ball pit is really the rat’s main priority.
October 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
At this moment in time, of course, the ball pit is really the rat’s main priority.
“Oh man. Maybe nobody remembers the worry room. Or maybe if i worded it differently it would have been funnier…”
October 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“Oh man. Maybe nobody remembers the worry room. Or maybe if i worded it differently it would have been funnier…”
or a board game.
October 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
or a board game.
Sure, Nintendo of America is run by Doug Bowser and UK McDonalds by Zoe Hamburger. But this kind of thing goes back to at least the 1970s, when the CEO of Disney was Card Walker.
September 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sure, Nintendo of America is run by Doug Bowser and UK McDonalds by Zoe Hamburger. But this kind of thing goes back to at least the 1970s, when the CEO of Disney was Card Walker.
Gotta hand it to Crowley for working a drawing of a dick into his signature.
September 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Gotta hand it to Crowley for working a drawing of a dick into his signature.
An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge
September 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge
Picked up this shirt at Goodwill. Makes me feel like a video arcade carpet. Or upholstery fabric from a 1987 Taco Bell.
August 31, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Picked up this shirt at Goodwill. Makes me feel like a video arcade carpet. Or upholstery fabric from a 1987 Taco Bell.
I did it all for Tanuki
August 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I did it all for Tanuki
Can we introduce them?
August 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Can we introduce them?
I insisted on dressing as Superman every day until I was 6. The new movie is really fun!
July 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I insisted on dressing as Superman every day until I was 6. The new movie is really fun!
Tell your dog I said they are very brave tonight.
July 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Tell your dog I said they are very brave tonight.
Mister Police. You could have saved her. I gave you all the clues.
June 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Mister Police. You could have saved her. I gave you all the clues.
This just in…Hallelujah the Hills quadruple album DECK has also won a SCANNY AWARD for best album of 2025.
June 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This just in…Hallelujah the Hills quadruple album DECK has also won a SCANNY AWARD for best album of 2025.
I love an ambitious project. Even better when the final product turns out this good. Deal yourself a 13 card hand of songs and listen to a version of the album that's all your own.
June 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I love an ambitious project. Even better when the final product turns out this good. Deal yourself a 13 card hand of songs and listen to a version of the album that's all your own.
OF COURSE WE LANDED ON THE MOON...
June 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
OF COURSE WE LANDED ON THE MOON...
Took a useful screenshot
May 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Took a useful screenshot
the internet is for squares, man.
May 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
the internet is for squares, man.
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May 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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