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That trailer for the new Animal Farm film brought to mind this banger of a tweet
December 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
That trailer for the new Animal Farm film brought to mind this banger of a tweet
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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It's party time, get your drugs out 🎉 The Northern Boys are legends
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
It's party time, get your drugs out 🎉 The Northern Boys are legends
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Because of the huge bias of Wikipedia, I've launched my own version.
October 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Because of the huge bias of Wikipedia, I've launched my own version.
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Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
September 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
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Honestly a better argument to get people off their phones than most of the scolding you see on substack
September 4, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Honestly a better argument to get people off their phones than most of the scolding you see on substack
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I did not see this coming at all
May 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I did not see this coming at all
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I'll level with you, they're not my kind of people.
May 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I'll level with you, they're not my kind of people.
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Thanks for your card sorry I couldn't be bothered to write to you but you remember what a lazy bugger I am.
May 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Thanks for your card sorry I couldn't be bothered to write to you but you remember what a lazy bugger I am.
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WIN! - A Vinyl Copy of 'SABLE, fABLE' by Bon Iver
Bon Iver's anticipated fifth album drops next week, and we're giving away a 2LP black/salmon to one winner.
Simply like, share, and follow us to be entered.
@jagjaguwar.bsky.social
www.normanrecords.com/records/2077...
Bon Iver's anticipated fifth album drops next week, and we're giving away a 2LP black/salmon to one winner.
Simply like, share, and follow us to be entered.
@jagjaguwar.bsky.social
www.normanrecords.com/records/2077...
April 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
WIN! - A Vinyl Copy of 'SABLE, fABLE' by Bon Iver
Bon Iver's anticipated fifth album drops next week, and we're giving away a 2LP black/salmon to one winner.
Simply like, share, and follow us to be entered.
@jagjaguwar.bsky.social
www.normanrecords.com/records/2077...
Bon Iver's anticipated fifth album drops next week, and we're giving away a 2LP black/salmon to one winner.
Simply like, share, and follow us to be entered.
@jagjaguwar.bsky.social
www.normanrecords.com/records/2077...
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I wrote a piece for The Daily Tism! Look at me go!
Also, like, do give it a read, yeah
Also, like, do give it a read, yeah
“It’s time they stopped being a drain on our society, with their ‘reasonable adjustments’ and ‘payments that give them some independence to engage with society’, and instead started being chased through the streets by me and my big net.”
Wes Streeting pledges to tackle mental health crisis with “a net and a gun”
Speaking at a press conference earlier today, the health secretary Wes Streeting announced his radical new plan to reduce government spending. Streeting, described by late journalist Dawn Foster as a ...
thedailytism.com
March 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I wrote a piece for The Daily Tism! Look at me go!
Also, like, do give it a read, yeah
Also, like, do give it a read, yeah
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Is YOUR child texting about wizards? Get to know the signs:
FOMO = Fear Of Mysterious Orbs
BRB = Brilliant Robes, Bro
STFU = Staves To Fight Uruk-hai
LOL = Let's Obfuscate Lessons
IMHO = It's Magical Hexes, Obviously
FML = Frankly, Merlin's Lame
FOMO = Fear Of Mysterious Orbs
BRB = Brilliant Robes, Bro
STFU = Staves To Fight Uruk-hai
LOL = Let's Obfuscate Lessons
IMHO = It's Magical Hexes, Obviously
FML = Frankly, Merlin's Lame
February 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Is YOUR child texting about wizards? Get to know the signs:
FOMO = Fear Of Mysterious Orbs
BRB = Brilliant Robes, Bro
STFU = Staves To Fight Uruk-hai
LOL = Let's Obfuscate Lessons
IMHO = It's Magical Hexes, Obviously
FML = Frankly, Merlin's Lame
FOMO = Fear Of Mysterious Orbs
BRB = Brilliant Robes, Bro
STFU = Staves To Fight Uruk-hai
LOL = Let's Obfuscate Lessons
IMHO = It's Magical Hexes, Obviously
FML = Frankly, Merlin's Lame
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Is YOUR child texting about standing stones? Get to know the signs:
FOMO = Frightened Of Megalithic Objects
PMSL = Preseli Mountains? Stone Likely
BRB = Big Rock Boys
LMAO = Loads of Massive Ancient Obelisks
LOL = Large Obsidian Landmark
FML = Feldspar Mineral Layer
69 = Gneiss
FOMO = Frightened Of Megalithic Objects
PMSL = Preseli Mountains? Stone Likely
BRB = Big Rock Boys
LMAO = Loads of Massive Ancient Obelisks
LOL = Large Obsidian Landmark
FML = Feldspar Mineral Layer
69 = Gneiss
August 29, 2024 at 9:58 AM
Is YOUR child texting about standing stones? Get to know the signs:
FOMO = Frightened Of Megalithic Objects
PMSL = Preseli Mountains? Stone Likely
BRB = Big Rock Boys
LMAO = Loads of Massive Ancient Obelisks
LOL = Large Obsidian Landmark
FML = Feldspar Mineral Layer
69 = Gneiss
FOMO = Frightened Of Megalithic Objects
PMSL = Preseli Mountains? Stone Likely
BRB = Big Rock Boys
LMAO = Loads of Massive Ancient Obelisks
LOL = Large Obsidian Landmark
FML = Feldspar Mineral Layer
69 = Gneiss
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A reminder that Alan Sugar owns Amsprop, a company specialising in property investment, particularly in London office space and retail; and Armscreen, a company specialising in digital advertising screens for leisure centres, retailers and the like.
January 30, 2025 at 9:20 AM
A reminder that Alan Sugar owns Amsprop, a company specialising in property investment, particularly in London office space and retail; and Armscreen, a company specialising in digital advertising screens for leisure centres, retailers and the like.
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Hi #Teesside local history fans
Would you like to read about how Teesside had quiet, environmentally friendly electric buses more than a century ago, but we junked them in favour of noisy, smelly diesel ones?
Be my guest, courtesy of @northeastbylines.co.uk
northeastbylines.co.uk/region/teess...
Would you like to read about how Teesside had quiet, environmentally friendly electric buses more than a century ago, but we junked them in favour of noisy, smelly diesel ones?
Be my guest, courtesy of @northeastbylines.co.uk
northeastbylines.co.uk/region/teess...
Teesside’s green transport system – a century ahead of time
Rishi Sunak’s £1bn for Tees Valley transport dreamt up trackless trams—but a century ago, Teesside already had electric trolleybuses
northeastbylines.co.uk
January 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Hi #Teesside local history fans
Would you like to read about how Teesside had quiet, environmentally friendly electric buses more than a century ago, but we junked them in favour of noisy, smelly diesel ones?
Be my guest, courtesy of @northeastbylines.co.uk
northeastbylines.co.uk/region/teess...
Would you like to read about how Teesside had quiet, environmentally friendly electric buses more than a century ago, but we junked them in favour of noisy, smelly diesel ones?
Be my guest, courtesy of @northeastbylines.co.uk
northeastbylines.co.uk/region/teess...
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It’s time for more freedom.
It’s time for a 4-day week. ⏰
It’s time for a 4-day week. ⏰
January 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
It’s time for more freedom.
It’s time for a 4-day week. ⏰
It’s time for a 4-day week. ⏰
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Can we stop pretending that South Yorks Police shit the bed in Rotherham because of "political correctness", rather than because they're fucking incompetent, but decided to blame it on "political correctness"? When have the cops in the UK ever shown themselves to be scared of being seen as racist?
You can have far right politics in power with having nominally far right parties in power
Labour's actions and discourse are a very good reminder of this
And if you think this is how you defeat the far right, you haven't been paying attention for the past 40 years
Labour's actions and discourse are a very good reminder of this
And if you think this is how you defeat the far right, you haven't been paying attention for the past 40 years
January 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Can we stop pretending that South Yorks Police shit the bed in Rotherham because of "political correctness", rather than because they're fucking incompetent, but decided to blame it on "political correctness"? When have the cops in the UK ever shown themselves to be scared of being seen as racist?
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I got a Stewart Lee joke in my Christmas cracker.
December 25, 2024 at 12:18 PM
I got a Stewart Lee joke in my Christmas cracker.
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Well well. Happy Christmas in the end.
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Christmas Special 2024 – No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson
YouTube video by No More Jockeys
www.youtube.com
December 24, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Well well. Happy Christmas in the end.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1VH...
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