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I’m now at @little-bi-guy.bsky.social
Onions, but without the smell.
June 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Embrace joy when you encounter it. #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
May 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Pay my gas bill.
What would you do?
May 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Never had an urge to visit Blackpool until now.
'Johnnie secretly asked the hotel staff to scatter 30 assorted packets of crisps on the bed as a surprise while they were away. However, staff misunderstood the request and instead opened the bags and sprinkled the crisps on the sheets like salty confetti.'
Blackpool hotel staff botch husband's romantic gesture for wife
'Looking back it really is funny! Like we had some sort of pawn-cocktail crisp fetish'
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
May 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'll level with you, they're not my kind of people.
May 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Still waiting for someone to come and retune my VCR so I can get channel 5.

Should they have been by now.
March 16, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Due to a clinical fuck up I am entering week 4 without my ADHD medication, and _shit me out_ my house looks like a Middle Eastern city after western warplanes have paid a visit to spread democracy.

Upset at how quickly everything unravelled. May this be the final week of fuckery.
March 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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What a great day to be a dog.
March 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Bobby Davro 😢
February 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
February 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“Adults with diagnosed ADHD are living shorter lives than they should. We believe that this is likely caused by modifiable risk factors and unmet support and treatment needs in terms of both ADHD and co-occurring mental and physical health conditions.” #ADHD
Life expectancy and years of life lost for adults with diagnosed ADHD in the UK: matched cohort study | The British Journal of Psychiatry | Cambridge Core
Life expectancy and years of life lost for adults with diagnosed ADHD in the UK: matched cohort study
www.cambridge.org
January 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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thats ok im already fluent in anxiety
January 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Masking isn’t just hiding stims or forcing eye contact - it’s performative survival

It’s monitoring every word, every expression, every movement to stay “safe” in a world built against us

Unmasking isn’t about abandoning every tool - it’s about finding spaces where survival doesn’t mean erasure
January 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The hardest part of being an autistic human in this world, for me?

The futility.

The futility of knowing that, despite how hard you’ll think about what and how to say it, it’ll be wrong.
January 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Buying a matching set for @mrlizard13.bsky.social and I.
January 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Seeing some callous things being said about Jean-Marie Le Pen’s death. People need to remember this man had children, and you can say similar things about them also.
January 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Reçu à l'instant :
January 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Yesterday’s luncheon.
December 31, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Good evening
December 15, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Had a filthy dream about teletext.
November 18, 2024 at 9:40 AM
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New NHS "Winter Pressures" strategy unveiled...

(H/T @luckytran.bsky.social )
October 20, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Remember the old days of surfing the net? I’ve still got the surf board AOL sent me.
October 4, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Sometimes I just adore the perfectionist in me.
September 30, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Bobby Davro 😢
September 28, 2024 at 8:30 AM