Pete Prodge
@peteprodge.com
Comedian. Retrogamer. Runner. Writer. Film maker. Billionaire.
I am all but one of these things.
(My BlueSky retrogaming profile is @reheatedpixels.com )
I am all but one of these things.
(My BlueSky retrogaming profile is @reheatedpixels.com )
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It’s the same thing as the terfery really: it’s just being an arsehole and a busybody, seething at people who are just quietly going about their business without harming or bothering anyone.
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It’s the same thing as the terfery really: it’s just being an arsehole and a busybody, seething at people who are just quietly going about their business without harming or bothering anyone.
The crashes I get with Adobe After Effects 2025 are so much more frequent than the crashes I got with Adobe After Effects 2024.
Well worth the price rise and here's hoping for AI-assisted crashes in Adobe After Effects 2026.
Well worth the price rise and here's hoping for AI-assisted crashes in Adobe After Effects 2026.
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The crashes I get with Adobe After Effects 2025 are so much more frequent than the crashes I got with Adobe After Effects 2024.
Well worth the price rise and here's hoping for AI-assisted crashes in Adobe After Effects 2026.
Well worth the price rise and here's hoping for AI-assisted crashes in Adobe After Effects 2026.
Post an image that always makes you laugh
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Post an image that always makes you laugh
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
I was wrong, a proper look at the times means the Amy Lamé slot is taken by Afrodeutsche.
Hang on, this looks like we're losing Radcliffe and Maconie?
www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...
www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...
Ezra Collective’s Femi Koleoso joins BBC Radio 6 Music
Femi will be offering listeners a collective moment to unwind ahead of the weekend, with joyful music to bring people together
www.bbc.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I was wrong, a proper look at the times means the Amy Lamé slot is taken by Afrodeutsche.
Hang on, this looks like we're losing Radcliffe and Maconie?
www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...
www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...
Ezra Collective’s Femi Koleoso joins BBC Radio 6 Music
Femi will be offering listeners a collective moment to unwind ahead of the weekend, with joyful music to bring people together
www.bbc.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Hang on, this looks like we're losing Radcliffe and Maconie?
www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...
www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...
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The Shining (1980, Stanley Kubrick)
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door with a cartoon character on it .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door with a cartoon character on it .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The Shining (1980, Stanley Kubrick)
Saw Bob Vylan on Tuesday. I'm probably on some kind of watchlist now.
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Saw Bob Vylan on Tuesday. I'm probably on some kind of watchlist now.
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“That’s it Martin. Like an utter psychopath.”
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
“That’s it Martin. Like an utter psychopath.”
This is absolute joy!
These two supported bob vylan last week and this is my new favourite cover version
youtu.be/mM08swUzzMI?...
youtu.be/mM08swUzzMI?...
Perfect (Exceeder)
YouTube video by Cowboy Hunters - Topic
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This is absolute joy!
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No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
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Seldom have I seen such a hypocritical road sign.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Seldom have I seen such a hypocritical road sign.
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Van Der Valk faces another problem as he's trapped in the corner of a large green rectangle. Just a few more inches and he's fated to have the word 'Mitchell' comb his hair.
Schedule for today, Wednesday 12th November on #TalkingPicturesTV
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Van Der Valk faces another problem as he's trapped in the corner of a large green rectangle. Just a few more inches and he's fated to have the word 'Mitchell' comb his hair.
I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 2025 contestants revealed:
* Fogwell Flax
* The Roly Polys
* Mr Oizo
* Hannah Ingram-Moore
* The Great Soprendo
* Len Ganley
* Greenclaws
* Anne Aston
* Toadfish from Neighbours
* Justin Lee Collins
* The Leopard From Lime Street
* Debbie Flint
* Mr Majeika
* Fogwell Flax
* The Roly Polys
* Mr Oizo
* Hannah Ingram-Moore
* The Great Soprendo
* Len Ganley
* Greenclaws
* Anne Aston
* Toadfish from Neighbours
* Justin Lee Collins
* The Leopard From Lime Street
* Debbie Flint
* Mr Majeika
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 2025 contestants revealed:
* Fogwell Flax
* The Roly Polys
* Mr Oizo
* Hannah Ingram-Moore
* The Great Soprendo
* Len Ganley
* Greenclaws
* Anne Aston
* Toadfish from Neighbours
* Justin Lee Collins
* The Leopard From Lime Street
* Debbie Flint
* Mr Majeika
* Fogwell Flax
* The Roly Polys
* Mr Oizo
* Hannah Ingram-Moore
* The Great Soprendo
* Len Ganley
* Greenclaws
* Anne Aston
* Toadfish from Neighbours
* Justin Lee Collins
* The Leopard From Lime Street
* Debbie Flint
* Mr Majeika
I see your mum's got her own line of products in Dutch supermarkets.
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I see your mum's got her own line of products in Dutch supermarkets.
I have since learnt that Timothy Claypole and Nadia Popov didn't actually disappear; it was just the film that got cut as the actors (yes, they were actors!) moved out of shot, giving the appearance of teleportation. Unless the BBC pay me a billion by Friday evening, my lawsuit will proceed.
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I have since learnt that Timothy Claypole and Nadia Popov didn't actually disappear; it was just the film that got cut as the actors (yes, they were actors!) moved out of shot, giving the appearance of teleportation. Unless the BBC pay me a billion by Friday evening, my lawsuit will proceed.
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If you ever feel like a fraud, just know that "the UK's richest living artist" and former Turner prize winner Damien Hirst is flogging prints of crudely drawn Space Invaders for 3,000 dollars a pop.
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
If you ever feel like a fraud, just know that "the UK's richest living artist" and former Turner prize winner Damien Hirst is flogging prints of crudely drawn Space Invaders for 3,000 dollars a pop.
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"Hello, yes? Yes, it is an emergency. I've accidentally..."
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"Hello, yes? Yes, it is an emergency. I've accidentally..."
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
I hereby welcome cwilliams1976 to the position of BBC Director General.
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I hereby welcome cwilliams1976 to the position of BBC Director General.
No, they did not have a blue one.
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
No, they did not have a blue one.
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If they only knew how to zoom in, they might just be able to make out the red poppy too....
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If they only knew how to zoom in, they might just be able to make out the red poppy too....
Don't tell anyone that I am drinking Oedipus IPA. Mum's the word.
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Don't tell anyone that I am drinking Oedipus IPA. Mum's the word.