Damnit Janet
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
In my napping era
Scottish and Queer | she/her
My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
Scottish and Queer | she/her
My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
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Damnit Janet
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
· Dec 13
If someone tells you you're an absolute godsend, remember they may mean like a plague
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you can wear creased clothes anywhere no-one can stop you
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
you can wear creased clothes anywhere no-one can stop you
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You call it an anxiety disorder, I'd say it's my 6th sense
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You call it an anxiety disorder, I'd say it's my 6th sense
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I got a C minus on a pregnancy test because I thought it involved karate and a toilet brush
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I got a C minus on a pregnancy test because I thought it involved karate and a toilet brush
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Look can we just drop in some ninjas right now?
Ok - but like how many? 3?
I think 5 sounds cool.
Seven Samurai, Magnificent 7 - Why not like, 7 Ninjas?
No, no my friends, we're talking about 100s of thousands of ninjas! like, in any closet, box, ceiling, a shadow-anywhere! Ninja!
Whoa...
Ok - but like how many? 3?
I think 5 sounds cool.
Seven Samurai, Magnificent 7 - Why not like, 7 Ninjas?
No, no my friends, we're talking about 100s of thousands of ninjas! like, in any closet, box, ceiling, a shadow-anywhere! Ninja!
Whoa...
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Look can we just drop in some ninjas right now?
Ok - but like how many? 3?
I think 5 sounds cool.
Seven Samurai, Magnificent 7 - Why not like, 7 Ninjas?
No, no my friends, we're talking about 100s of thousands of ninjas! like, in any closet, box, ceiling, a shadow-anywhere! Ninja!
Whoa...
Ok - but like how many? 3?
I think 5 sounds cool.
Seven Samurai, Magnificent 7 - Why not like, 7 Ninjas?
No, no my friends, we're talking about 100s of thousands of ninjas! like, in any closet, box, ceiling, a shadow-anywhere! Ninja!
Whoa...
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at your party fingering the strings of this bad boy
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
at your party fingering the strings of this bad boy
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Got kicked out of the local demonic cult after stepping outside of the ritual circle just seconds before it was complete as a joke a few too many times
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Got kicked out of the local demonic cult after stepping outside of the ritual circle just seconds before it was complete as a joke a few too many times
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“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
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38 year olds! On bluesky
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
38 year olds! On bluesky
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the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
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should we all move back to europe and be like jk we never left what’s america lol you guys are crazy anyway where is my health insurance at
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
should we all move back to europe and be like jk we never left what’s america lol you guys are crazy anyway where is my health insurance at
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I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
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grown ass man who brings his emotional support water bottle everywhere but never actually drinks it
July 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
grown ass man who brings his emotional support water bottle everywhere but never actually drinks it
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Ill be real with you, ive never been popular. A year ago I had 300 followers on here. This place made it so I have a job I love and for that I am eternally grateful. Every contract is a blessing. I guess because I spent so long not seeing any success for my hard work, I always feel it'll be taken👇🏻
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ill be real with you, ive never been popular. A year ago I had 300 followers on here. This place made it so I have a job I love and for that I am eternally grateful. Every contract is a blessing. I guess because I spent so long not seeing any success for my hard work, I always feel it'll be taken👇🏻
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Alls I need is someone to pet me and give me a snack to keep me occupied while you clean out my closet and then a TREAT for having such a clean closet!
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Alls I need is someone to pet me and give me a snack to keep me occupied while you clean out my closet and then a TREAT for having such a clean closet!
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what if we made out, but it was cake
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
what if we made out, but it was cake
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All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
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My farm is almost too successful. It's taking up a lot of the grass slots we have and there's not much more room for the actual harvesters themselves. It'll prove to be useful for the sustenance situation but I'm scared it won't be as compact as advertised
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My farm is almost too successful. It's taking up a lot of the grass slots we have and there's not much more room for the actual harvesters themselves. It'll prove to be useful for the sustenance situation but I'm scared it won't be as compact as advertised
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Unlike the competitors, our holiday puppy chow is made with real Purina brand Puppy Chow because we care.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Unlike the competitors, our holiday puppy chow is made with real Purina brand Puppy Chow because we care.
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gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
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Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
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I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
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My girlfriend said she was preparing for me a fancy feast. I couldn't eat it. I gave it to the cat.
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My girlfriend said she was preparing for me a fancy feast. I couldn't eat it. I gave it to the cat.
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Listen kids, when you stare into a rain cloud for too long it becomes a mirror
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Listen kids, when you stare into a rain cloud for too long it becomes a mirror
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When they used to pick ppl for teams in gym I’d just disappear & walk around the halls, find teachers on break & ask how the fam was doin
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
When they used to pick ppl for teams in gym I’d just disappear & walk around the halls, find teachers on break & ask how the fam was doin