Mr. Crowbot
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Mr. Crowbot
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Someone told me to touch grass and now I have poison ivy.
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Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.
March 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.
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MUPPET KNIVES OUT
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
MUPPET KNIVES OUT
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Interviewed the one & only Derek Smalls, formerly of Spinal Tap, about his new solo material for @starburst.bsky.social. It was delightful. www.starburstmagazine.com/features/der...
Derek Smalls • SPINAL TAP (formerly) - STARBURST Magazine
Legendary rock bassist Derek Smalls is best known for his time in hard rockers Spinal Tap, having had his tenure with them twice documented in film, first in 1984’s This is Spinal Tap and again in th...
www.starburstmagazine.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Interviewed the one & only Derek Smalls, formerly of Spinal Tap, about his new solo material for @starburst.bsky.social. It was delightful. www.starburstmagazine.com/features/der...
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I just don’t know what’s wrong with these men, to feel like these are fulfilling relationships
I’m 40, if I tried to date a 20 year old and had to sit next to them on the couch while they scrolled through TikTok and said things like, “that’s lowkey fire” I would literally pass away
I’m 40, if I tried to date a 20 year old and had to sit next to them on the couch while they scrolled through TikTok and said things like, “that’s lowkey fire” I would literally pass away
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I just don’t know what’s wrong with these men, to feel like these are fulfilling relationships
I’m 40, if I tried to date a 20 year old and had to sit next to them on the couch while they scrolled through TikTok and said things like, “that’s lowkey fire” I would literally pass away
I’m 40, if I tried to date a 20 year old and had to sit next to them on the couch while they scrolled through TikTok and said things like, “that’s lowkey fire” I would literally pass away
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Really ties all the threads together, this one
Andrew Johnson — a Jan. 6 rioter who went by "Am🇺🇸rican T🇺🇸rrorist” on Elon Musk’s platform — has been arrested on child molestation charges, with police saying he used the promise of a taxpayer-funded payout from Trump's DOJ to try and keep one of the victims silent.
theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say
Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.
theintercept.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Really ties all the threads together, this one
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Extreme bullying underway
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Extreme bullying underway
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Ruby Bridges and John Roberts would have been in the same grade!! It's not that subtle why he's devoted his life to re-establishing segregation!
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ruby Bridges and John Roberts would have been in the same grade!! It's not that subtle why he's devoted his life to re-establishing segregation!
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Turns out the war on Christmas is real
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Turns out the war on Christmas is real
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I love this idea:
“anytime a billionaire is asked for public comment on anything, someone with < $1,000 in the bank should get equal time to offer a rebuttal.”
“anytime a billionaire is asked for public comment on anything, someone with < $1,000 in the bank should get equal time to offer a rebuttal.”
In this week's newsletter I wrote about losing a parent (to bad politics) and good tv shows and the billionaires who pretend they're going to leave a city if their taxes go up by an amount that will never make their lives worse.
#158. New York's Billionaires and You
Hi everyone,
We are still firmly in what any calendar would tell us is the middle of November, and yet I feel like the year is basically over. It's not that I'm winding down for the holidays. Quite t...
www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I love this idea:
“anytime a billionaire is asked for public comment on anything, someone with < $1,000 in the bank should get equal time to offer a rebuttal.”
“anytime a billionaire is asked for public comment on anything, someone with < $1,000 in the bank should get equal time to offer a rebuttal.”
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I can't believe someone who idolized Ann Coulter could turn out to be so strange and journalistically bankrupt
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I can't believe someone who idolized Ann Coulter could turn out to be so strange and journalistically bankrupt
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this would have been a month-long scandal in 2011
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
this would have been a month-long scandal in 2011
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“We had to say ‘dickety’ because the Kaiser had stolen our word ‘twenty’”
Trump is ranting barely coherently to McDonald's franchise owners: "The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“We had to say ‘dickety’ because the Kaiser had stolen our word ‘twenty’”
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Big personal news! I just sold an F-35 fighter jet to Saudi Arabia
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Big personal news! I just sold an F-35 fighter jet to Saudi Arabia
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
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Love this so much. 💜
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Love this so much. 💜
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My mortgage company was kind enough to, unasked and 2 years into a 30 year loan, send me the balance of my account in case I wanted to pay it off by the end of the month to avoid any further finance charges.
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My mortgage company was kind enough to, unasked and 2 years into a 30 year loan, send me the balance of my account in case I wanted to pay it off by the end of the month to avoid any further finance charges.
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At @mississippifreepress.org we don’t collaborate with anyone who condescends to Mississippians, either on our staff or not.
Because we’re smart, know our state and we have fight in us, especially when condescended to. We’ve been doing this 23 years in our home state and are here for the long game.
Because we’re smart, know our state and we have fight in us, especially when condescended to. We’ve been doing this 23 years in our home state and are here for the long game.
We make these decisions continually about “healthy collaborations”: must not condescend to us or about Mississippians; be equal partners/voices; interrogate systems; ethical track record; not just here to grow clicks and brand; respectful interactions (I have stories); no parachuting to win awards.
Really a devastating indictment of the @nytimes.com when high-quality regional journalists won't collaborate with them because they fear it would call their integrity into question.
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
At @mississippifreepress.org we don’t collaborate with anyone who condescends to Mississippians, either on our staff or not.
Because we’re smart, know our state and we have fight in us, especially when condescended to. We’ve been doing this 23 years in our home state and are here for the long game.
Because we’re smart, know our state and we have fight in us, especially when condescended to. We’ve been doing this 23 years in our home state and are here for the long game.
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Also I mean “Gary” is a top decile cat name.
Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Also I mean “Gary” is a top decile cat name.
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All I can say is I attended a Democratic Party event in DALLAS, TEXAS 10 days ago with officials and candidates and the biggest cheers were for Mamdani and the most questions/most frequent topic of conversation was Epstein.
We should not overthink this.
We should not overthink this.
Pundits have said Zohran is a strictly-NYC phenomenon. But a DSA member named Kelsea Bond just got elected to the Atlanta City Council. I talked to her about how she won.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-dsa-ca...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-dsa-ca...
The DSA Candidate Who Won Down South
An interview with newly elected Atlanta City Council member Kelsea Bond
www.hamiltonnolan.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
All I can say is I attended a Democratic Party event in DALLAS, TEXAS 10 days ago with officials and candidates and the biggest cheers were for Mamdani and the most questions/most frequent topic of conversation was Epstein.
We should not overthink this.
We should not overthink this.
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Sunday screamies. It’s when you just start screaming and don’t stop until Monday 🤷♀️
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Sunday screamies. It’s when you just start screaming and don’t stop until Monday 🤷♀️
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(choking back tears) They said Happy Honda Days to me!
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
(choking back tears) They said Happy Honda Days to me!
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This lady is not your friend.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This lady is not your friend.
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Jack Black issuing a statement saying that Patton Oswalt and Sarah Kendzior are no longer a part of Tenacious D
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Jack Black issuing a statement saying that Patton Oswalt and Sarah Kendzior are no longer a part of Tenacious D
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a big runoff last night, in New Orleans:
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan wins Orleans clerk of court race - Verite News New Orleans
Duncan, a political newcomer and former prisoner, defeated incumbent Darren Lombard by a wide margin in Saturday's runoff.
veritenews.org
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
a big runoff last night, in New Orleans:
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.
So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.