Daniel Bond
@dwbond.bsky.social
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Daniel Bond
@dwbond.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I made this through the super scientific process of looking for people who had rainbows and locations in their bios until I got to the bare minimum number of people needed: please help me expand it! go.bsky.app/8XZ2aJ2
I like that he's too stupid to properly pretend to be smart, like he's too uncultured to know where to begin. "Ahhh, Bach" from MASH is more sophisticated.
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I like that he's too stupid to properly pretend to be smart, like he's too uncultured to know where to begin. "Ahhh, Bach" from MASH is more sophisticated.
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They're solving the problems on Xiaohongshu
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
They're solving the problems on Xiaohongshu
bro thinks he's William Powell
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
bro thinks he's William Powell
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Zoning Practice magazine devotes an entire issue to *checks notes* pickleball noise
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Zoning Practice magazine devotes an entire issue to *checks notes* pickleball noise
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it's so dumb to talk about bipartisanship as an end unto itself because political parties are not supposed to want to work with each other if they can help it. you're not supposed to wanna work with your opponents. you want to accomplish as much of your agenda as possible
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
it's so dumb to talk about bipartisanship as an end unto itself because political parties are not supposed to want to work with each other if they can help it. you're not supposed to wanna work with your opponents. you want to accomplish as much of your agenda as possible
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the president of the united states, for some reason apparently:
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the president of the united states, for some reason apparently:
party "unity" is returning with your shield or on it
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
party "unity" is returning with your shield or on it
I was the guy saying, do NOT reopen the government until you've banned CBD gummies
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I was the guy saying, do NOT reopen the government until you've banned CBD gummies
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SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
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all that vanity and ego and self-interest in the senate but not a single person seems to have enough of these traits to tell this wildly unpopular old man to fuck off in order to advance their own position if nothing else
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
all that vanity and ego and self-interest in the senate but not a single person seems to have enough of these traits to tell this wildly unpopular old man to fuck off in order to advance their own position if nothing else
they think you're stupid
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
they think you're stupid
realize I never saw a profile of Spanberger's husband
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
realize I never saw a profile of Spanberger's husband
lmao why would you put it that way specifically, Kathy
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
lmao why would you put it that way specifically, Kathy
confused? can there really be annoying busybodies mad there's campaign signs in medians a month every year? apparently yes! local politics!
County seeks feedback on signs in median strips and outside businesses
County seeks feedback on signs in median strips and outside businesses | ARLnow.com
Arlington County is seeking input on its rules for public signage, including sandwich boards outside businesses and political signs in median strips. A public feedback form is open through Nov. 30, inquiring...
www.arlnow.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
confused? can there really be annoying busybodies mad there's campaign signs in medians a month every year? apparently yes! local politics!
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can't wait to see this inspiring messaging incorporated into the DSCC fundraising appeals
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
can't wait to see this inspiring messaging incorporated into the DSCC fundraising appeals
this was already so embarrassing by, like, 2013
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
this was already so embarrassing by, like, 2013
does this insult time delay mean in 20 years they'll be complaining about Celsius-drinking liberals
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
does this insult time delay mean in 20 years they'll be complaining about Celsius-drinking liberals
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Remember when they said the reason they caved in March was so they could get a better deal in September lmao
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Remember when they said the reason they caved in March was so they could get a better deal in September lmao
Senate Dems also bailing out the Supreme Court from ruling on mass starvation
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Senate Dems also bailing out the Supreme Court from ruling on mass starvation
You know that thing where the Arizona state Republican party was constantly putting out statements denouncing John McCain? Can we at least get that from some of the state Dem parties against the capitulation caucus?
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
You know that thing where the Arizona state Republican party was constantly putting out statements denouncing John McCain? Can we at least get that from some of the state Dem parties against the capitulation caucus?
It's no longer 1865. Virginia should not be represented by a traitor.
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's no longer 1865. Virginia should not be represented by a traitor.
The centrist wreckers couldn't tolerate a single week of Dems in array. This is their revenge on you for voting this past Tuesday.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The centrist wreckers couldn't tolerate a single week of Dems in array. This is their revenge on you for voting this past Tuesday.
when they have to line up everyone who's retiring to vote for something that means there's a lot of other senators who support it but are too afraid to go public
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
when they have to line up everyone who's retiring to vote for something that means there's a lot of other senators who support it but are too afraid to go public
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This, from Tim Kaine is HILARIOUS:
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This, from Tim Kaine is HILARIOUS:
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Senate Democrats have less backbone and less commitment to liberal democracy than fucking Marie Gluesenkamp Perez and Henry Cuellar and it's genuinely not even close.
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Senate Democrats have less backbone and less commitment to liberal democracy than fucking Marie Gluesenkamp Perez and Henry Cuellar and it's genuinely not even close.