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Got some heat about this because apparently it is problematic to say the most popular POTUS in the last quarter century should help lead in the face of the death of the republic

To be clear: everyone - Bill, Hillary, George, Mitt, you, your mom, Barack Obama, Biden, etc - everyone should be helping
Hi Barack Obama,

Can you help stop the fascism in America?

We’re all very concerned and your voice would be very helpful in conveying the urgency of the moment.

Regards,
March 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
March 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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the 7-year-old is trying out the next shoe size up today, so the 6-year-old excitedly grabbed her older sister's previous shoes to wear today. hermit-crab-ass children
March 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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March 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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looks like its lid up
March 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Serious question: Should we get some of these vertical ducks (repost = yes)
February 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Processing camps and a paramilitary army reminds me of something or other but I can’t quite place it
February 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Computer. Enhance!
February 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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(morpheus voice) show me
February 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened
1 year ago today, the infamous 'Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience' took place.
February 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety
February 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Once you've been freedom fries'ed there's no turning back
lmfao holy shit we're reaching new levels of "fuck the yanks"
February 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Dawg they Freedom Fried us, it’s so over
lmfao holy shit we're reaching new levels of "fuck the yanks"
February 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Susan Collins: these cuts are going to do terrible things for science in America

RFK Jr eating a live panda: no they won’t

Susan Collins: alright sounds good
Senate Appropriations Chair Susan Collins slams the Trump admin’s NIH cuts as “poorly conceived” and says she has called RFK to “to express my strong opposition to these arbitrary cuts in funding for vital research.” She says he promised to “re-examine this initiative” if confirmed as HHS secretary.
February 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Hangin with the boys tonight
February 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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thinking about this amazing image again this evening
February 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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many goldfish do not survive the flavor blasting process
February 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.
January 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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"Zero legal authority exists to do this." -me, in a work camp
January 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM