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Bearded Stoner
@beardedstoner.bsky.social
· Jan 17
my idols are dead and my enemies are in power
My one wish is to live almost anywhere else. Found out today that what's probably our best last chance fell through. Now all I really want to do is lie in bed in a Brian Wilson manner.
February 18, 2026 at 1:24 AM
My one wish is to live almost anywhere else. Found out today that what's probably our best last chance fell through. Now all I really want to do is lie in bed in a Brian Wilson manner.
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Don't worry by the 4,387th time it gets easier. Thanks, BlueSky, you never disappoint in terms of singularity of purpose (republishing shit from elsewhere)
February 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Don't worry by the 4,387th time it gets easier. Thanks, BlueSky, you never disappoint in terms of singularity of purpose (republishing shit from elsewhere)
I don't know what the long-term case for optimism is in a country where this motherfucker can't drop below 38%.
Trump Approval Polling:
Disapprove: 60%
Approve: 38%
Ipsos / Feb 16, 2026
Disapprove: 60%
Approve: 38%
Ipsos / Feb 16, 2026
February 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I don't know what the long-term case for optimism is in a country where this motherfucker can't drop below 38%.
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As far back as 2016
Man apparently punched because he looks like Shia LaBeouf - ABC7 San Francisco share.google/zZaw8lPdpV4m...
Man apparently punched because he looks like Shia LaBeouf - ABC7 San Francisco share.google/zZaw8lPdpV4m...
Man apparently punched in Manhattan because he looks like Shia LaBeouf
A man in Manhattan says that he was assaulted because he looks like actor Shia LaBeouf.
share.google
February 18, 2026 at 12:09 AM
As far back as 2016
Man apparently punched because he looks like Shia LaBeouf - ABC7 San Francisco share.google/zZaw8lPdpV4m...
Man apparently punched because he looks like Shia LaBeouf - ABC7 San Francisco share.google/zZaw8lPdpV4m...
No, I don't want to see the guy trying to kill my children with his shirt off.
February 18, 2026 at 12:09 AM
No, I don't want to see the guy trying to kill my children with his shirt off.
I don't think this dude realizes he's one of the few people you could straight-up murder and nobody would be mad at you.
He had reportedly been to several bars over multiple days.
Shia LaBeouf allegedly 'terrorizing' New Orleans during Mardi Gras
He had reportedly been to several bars over multiple days.
bit.ly
February 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I don't think this dude realizes he's one of the few people you could straight-up murder and nobody would be mad at you.
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Everyone see how hard the Regime is working to fuck over this one specific guy?
That's the MINIMUM level of effort we put towards crushing every member of this Administration and their families for a generation or two. Again, minimum.
That's the MINIMUM level of effort we put towards crushing every member of this Administration and their families for a generation or two. Again, minimum.
Breaking:
WASHINGTON (AP) - Judge says government can't take Kilmar Abrego Garcia into immigration custody because it lacks viable deportation plan.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Judge says government can't take Kilmar Abrego Garcia into immigration custody because it lacks viable deportation plan.
February 17, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Everyone see how hard the Regime is working to fuck over this one specific guy?
That's the MINIMUM level of effort we put towards crushing every member of this Administration and their families for a generation or two. Again, minimum.
That's the MINIMUM level of effort we put towards crushing every member of this Administration and their families for a generation or two. Again, minimum.
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Well now it's a story.
The interview with Talarico has been posted to YouTube: youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A
Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislatu…
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Well now it's a story.
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Heres the interview Trump's FCC didnt want you to see on Colbert:
youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...
youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...
Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislatu…
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Heres the interview Trump's FCC didnt want you to see on Colbert:
youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...
youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...
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The regime is now dictating what political views are acceptable to air on television and paramount/cbs are collaborating in that censorship bsky.app/profile/ditz...
Stephen Colbert said that the FCC and CBS - which is in no way a compromised or complicit organization - wouldn’t allow him to broadcast an interview with Democratic State Rep James Talarico. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/a...
Colbert Doesn’t Give an FCC About Calling Out CBS
www.nytimes.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:09 PM
The regime is now dictating what political views are acceptable to air on television and paramount/cbs are collaborating in that censorship bsky.app/profile/ditz...
Turns out there's no upside to pattern recognition.
February 17, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Turns out there's no upside to pattern recognition.
You can condemn a tyrant without rehabilitating a war criminal.
February 17, 2026 at 1:56 AM
You can condemn a tyrant without rehabilitating a war criminal.
They can't follow the law. It's called law enforcement, not law following!
February 17, 2026 at 1:53 AM
They can't follow the law. It's called law enforcement, not law following!
I know that disclosing the Epstein files is neither a moral panic nor a witch hunt because Republicans are against it.
February 17, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I know that disclosing the Epstein files is neither a moral panic nor a witch hunt because Republicans are against it.
I've never had a crush on a president before and I think that would be cool.
February 16, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I've never had a crush on a president before and I think that would be cool.
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The "SAFE" Act is the gateway to taking the vote from women. You would need both ID and birth certificate to cast a ballot. Setting aside those who don't have/can't obtain their BC: Even if you have both, the *names have to match*. Who would THAT disqualify? Every woman who's ever changed her name.
I’ve seen this person get retweeted by MAGA influencers like Benny Johnson. He’s not kidding. This is a real political goal he is pursuing. He has 425,000 followers on Facebook.
February 16, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The "SAFE" Act is the gateway to taking the vote from women. You would need both ID and birth certificate to cast a ballot. Setting aside those who don't have/can't obtain their BC: Even if you have both, the *names have to match*. Who would THAT disqualify? Every woman who's ever changed her name.
When I think of naturalistic actors, performers that look like they were born as the person they're portraying and had lived in that skin their whole lives, I think of Robert Duvall.
February 16, 2026 at 9:32 PM
When I think of naturalistic actors, performers that look like they were born as the person they're portraying and had lived in that skin their whole lives, I think of Robert Duvall.
Oh now we have to worry about macroplastics too?
February 16, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Oh now we have to worry about macroplastics too?
The common culture I'd like to unite my country around involves Elon in chains.
February 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
The common culture I'd like to unite my country around involves Elon in chains.
Even the popcorn machines burn for justice.
February 15, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Even the popcorn machines burn for justice.
Classic Valentine's Day. Introduced my eldest to the major motion picture Fargo.
February 15, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Classic Valentine's Day. Introduced my eldest to the major motion picture Fargo.
Is there video of this speech? I did Nazi it.
The Rubio speech really is appalling, and if you haven’t read it yet, you should.
www.state.gov/releases/off...
www.state.gov/releases/off...
February 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Is there video of this speech? I did Nazi it.
If more young men grew their hair and beards out instead of doing the Hitler undercut and took up puppeteering instead of fascism, they could cure their loneliness epidemic.
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
If more young men grew their hair and beards out instead of doing the Hitler undercut and took up puppeteering instead of fascism, they could cure their loneliness epidemic.
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Body cameras and a stern talking to from Chuck Schumer solves this.
"Hundreds of judges around the country have ruled more than 4,400 times since October that President Donald Trump’s administration is detaining immigrants unlawfully, a Reuters review of court records found."
Courts have ruled 4,400 times that ICE jailed people illegally. It hasn’t stopped.
The decisions amount to a huge legal rebuke, but the administration has continued jailing people indefinitely.
www.reuters.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Body cameras and a stern talking to from Chuck Schumer solves this.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't wait 'til it happens
How about you?
Violets are blue
I can't wait 'til it happens
How about you?
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't wait 'til it happens
How about you?
Violets are blue
I can't wait 'til it happens
How about you?
