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Lilly of the Weekends 🪿
@theejadedvet.bsky.social
#AuDHD. #Goose. Scorpio. Menagerie mom, dog greeter, pibble advocate. I try to run. NOT A COOK. Office▫️bed▫️mountains. ~ Always almost there. Someday I will lay my head down. Keep my hands sewn on, Lord; I need them still.
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The only thing keeping you from being happy is your inability to be happy alone.
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welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hahahahaaaa
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I know I'm not feeling 100% when I don't even notice how slow the other drivers are going, let alone yell at them
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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The situation in the Situation Room being the presidential pedophilia coverup.
And let’s not be silly — the Situation Room is not some kind of inviolable holy space.
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"

Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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I just kind of think all these people should, after a fair trial in which they are zealously represented before a jury of their peers, be eaten
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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He's on a mission from God.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"the highest ****MALE**** standard, only"

eat a whole entire bag of dicks, Peterrrrrrrrrr 🖕🏼
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Welp!
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Yesterday, when Bovino announced ICE would be returning to Little Village today, some of us donated and fundraised to buy out street vendors in the neighborhood. This morning, volunteers hit the streets at 6:30 am, looking for vendors to buy out. Tamales make an excellent breakfast.
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The regime is totally normal and cool
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
For all y'all who are being driven crazy by the mashup on Instagram:

youtu.be/XUWtEWLx_qw?...
Goose - What's Up? (10/7/22)
YouTube video by HDLt00b
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
TM4GLF

But the license plate itself is in support of nurses, with a stethoscope logo and the tagline "Nurses save lives"

Someone help me out here
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Shaheen: “I’m aggravated by these smart questions that are highlighting what an idiot I and the other yes votes are”
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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say what you will about nancy pelosi but her caucus didn’t DARE vote against her wishes or they knew she’d shank them
I don’t believe it’s his doing but he certainly doesn’t have a full hold of his caucus.
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Thus do all traitors
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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they need to learn what it’s like to be afraid of us.
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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thou misshapen Dick
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
MAGA is *exactly WHY* the Republicans don't WANT to invest in education. It's why they've been *actively undermining* public ed for DECADES. It's easier to lie to/trick ppl into voting against their own interests if they have no reading comprehension, understanding of history, or critical thought.
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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My daughter once asked me "If dad dies of obesity can we have a dog?" Years later I find myself thinking the same only I would do up our embarrassing ramshackle home as he is far too miserly to spend any of our considerable savings on it, and I would get a cat too. Better company
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Still ISO 2 Goosemas N2 floor tickets please 🙏 🙏🙏
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM