Based Sonic the Hedgehog
@sonic.bsky.social
Gotta go fast!
[Obvious parody, not affiliated with Sega in any way]
[Obvious parody, not affiliated with Sega in any way]
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grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
![A Bluesky user based in Venezuela posted 'I live near a military air base and five earth-shaking explosions were just heart.'
User @thenordic.bsky.social (a random asshole) replied 'was it too hard for you to to [sic] add a link?' along with a link to an AP piece. Quick, don't look, what do you think the odds are that this user responded gracefully to being told that OP was on the ground and reporting firsthand?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ycbmujtxprrwbkiw3x5qsyz4/bafkreieh2ddespqvcqdhpfy4g2higsw4lfiguzpaxs3rdessztcokmww6i@jpeg)
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM
grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
Are any of y'all language learning pros? What is your advice for being successful in learning a new language?
I am working on really learning Japanese beginning this year, but would really love for it to stick this time.
I am working on really learning Japanese beginning this year, but would really love for it to stick this time.
January 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Are any of y'all language learning pros? What is your advice for being successful in learning a new language?
I am working on really learning Japanese beginning this year, but would really love for it to stick this time.
I am working on really learning Japanese beginning this year, but would really love for it to stick this time.
Planet Fitness requires your bank account info to join?
Are they smoking crack? That's insane.
Are they smoking crack? That's insane.
January 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Planet Fitness requires your bank account info to join?
Are they smoking crack? That's insane.
Are they smoking crack? That's insane.
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In 2026 I am committed to:
- Consuming MORE artificial sweeteners
- Eating MORE processed foods
- Drinking at LEAST 3 diet sodas per day
- Taking DEEP BREATHS in Picher, Oklahoma
I will become more powerful than you can imagine
- Consuming MORE artificial sweeteners
- Eating MORE processed foods
- Drinking at LEAST 3 diet sodas per day
- Taking DEEP BREATHS in Picher, Oklahoma
I will become more powerful than you can imagine
January 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
In 2026 I am committed to:
- Consuming MORE artificial sweeteners
- Eating MORE processed foods
- Drinking at LEAST 3 diet sodas per day
- Taking DEEP BREATHS in Picher, Oklahoma
I will become more powerful than you can imagine
- Consuming MORE artificial sweeteners
- Eating MORE processed foods
- Drinking at LEAST 3 diet sodas per day
- Taking DEEP BREATHS in Picher, Oklahoma
I will become more powerful than you can imagine
Man what an excellent sentence.
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Man what an excellent sentence.
In 2026 I am committed to:
- Consuming MORE artificial sweeteners
- Eating MORE processed foods
- Drinking at LEAST 3 diet sodas per day
- Taking DEEP BREATHS in Picher, Oklahoma
I will become more powerful than you can imagine
- Consuming MORE artificial sweeteners
- Eating MORE processed foods
- Drinking at LEAST 3 diet sodas per day
- Taking DEEP BREATHS in Picher, Oklahoma
I will become more powerful than you can imagine
January 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
In 2026 I am committed to:
- Consuming MORE artificial sweeteners
- Eating MORE processed foods
- Drinking at LEAST 3 diet sodas per day
- Taking DEEP BREATHS in Picher, Oklahoma
I will become more powerful than you can imagine
- Consuming MORE artificial sweeteners
- Eating MORE processed foods
- Drinking at LEAST 3 diet sodas per day
- Taking DEEP BREATHS in Picher, Oklahoma
I will become more powerful than you can imagine
my new years resolution is 800x600 am i right fellas?
January 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
my new years resolution is 800x600 am i right fellas?
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Come hang out with me for a New Years Eve Eve Extravaganza!
December 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Come hang out with me for a New Years Eve Eve Extravaganza!
Once you vape for a while you can taste the artificial vape juice flavor in everything. It's all vape juice flavoring.
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Once you vape for a while you can taste the artificial vape juice flavor in everything. It's all vape juice flavoring.
Come hang out with me for a New Years Eve Eve Extravaganza!
December 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Come hang out with me for a New Years Eve Eve Extravaganza!
You know what they say: MO Money, MO Problems
December 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
You know what they say: MO Money, MO Problems
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Dear media: At a bare fucking minimum, find out if Trump was in Michigan when his 13-year-old rape victim’s baby was allegedly murdered and dumped into Lake Michigan while he watched.
December 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Dear media: At a bare fucking minimum, find out if Trump was in Michigan when his 13-year-old rape victim’s baby was allegedly murdered and dumped into Lake Michigan while he watched.
wow he's like a racist qui-gon jinn
December 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
wow he's like a racist qui-gon jinn
i treat ranked games like i do the casino. after a few wins i'm like "oh man i gotta walk away this can't continue"
December 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
i treat ranked games like i do the casino. after a few wins i'm like "oh man i gotta walk away this can't continue"
cracking into a fine vintage drink this sunday morning.
exp 4/22/24
exp 4/22/24
December 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
cracking into a fine vintage drink this sunday morning.
exp 4/22/24
exp 4/22/24
also true
There is only ONE pepsi flavor that needs to come back
December 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
also true
they gotta bring this back
December 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
they gotta bring this back
i suspect things are about to get very fucky
December 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
i suspect things are about to get very fucky
my largest financial assets are my 64gb of DDR5 ram and my target flagpole mario store display
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
my largest financial assets are my 64gb of DDR5 ram and my target flagpole mario store display
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Kirby Air Riders can still win Game of the Year if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing
December 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Kirby Air Riders can still win Game of the Year if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing
Kirby Air Riders can still win Game of the Year if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing
December 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Kirby Air Riders can still win Game of the Year if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing
Martha what the fuck are we doing here
Martha Stewart has revealed how she eats bagels and I am speechless
December 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Martha what the fuck are we doing here
You could also move to Aplington, Iowa and realize that none of the 500 women who live there want anything to do with you, and that real estate is so cheap because there is nothing to do in town, and that there are only so many nights at the local dive bar you can have before you lose your mind.
If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You could also move to Aplington, Iowa and realize that none of the 500 women who live there want anything to do with you, and that real estate is so cheap because there is nothing to do in town, and that there are only so many nights at the local dive bar you can have before you lose your mind.
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❌ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is for babies"
✅ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is the origin of all matter, life, and existence*. Kirby is made of pure positivity, but possesses the power to split planets with his bare hands and consume galaxies"
*this is canon
✅ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is the origin of all matter, life, and existence*. Kirby is made of pure positivity, but possesses the power to split planets with his bare hands and consume galaxies"
*this is canon
a cartoon character sitting in a hole in the grass
ALT: a cartoon character sitting in a hole in the grass
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
❌ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is for babies"
✅ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is the origin of all matter, life, and existence*. Kirby is made of pure positivity, but possesses the power to split planets with his bare hands and consume galaxies"
*this is canon
✅ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is the origin of all matter, life, and existence*. Kirby is made of pure positivity, but possesses the power to split planets with his bare hands and consume galaxies"
*this is canon