Chet Breakfast
@chetbreakfast.bsky.social
inventor of head cancelling headphones
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everybody I know gettin this sweatshirt for xmas
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
everybody I know gettin this sweatshirt for xmas
I am very sick of watching Rich Bisaccia coached special teams. No good plays, 50% error rate.
December 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I am very sick of watching Rich Bisaccia coached special teams. No good plays, 50% error rate.
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8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
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This is funny because, of course, God did NOT create women that way if you take a literal reading of the Book of Genesis Chapter 2. God looked at Adam, realized the fucker would hang himself from a tree without a social companion and plucked out one of Adam's ribs to make Eve.
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This is funny because, of course, God did NOT create women that way if you take a literal reading of the Book of Genesis Chapter 2. God looked at Adam, realized the fucker would hang himself from a tree without a social companion and plucked out one of Adam's ribs to make Eve.
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A divorce of cybertrucks
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
A divorce of cybertrucks
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The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
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i grew up in vegas. even out by what was then the bare desert, the light from paradise was bright enough that the planets were barely ever visible, easy enough to confuse for airplanes. i grew up on an earth with an empty night sky - just the earth, the moon, and the dull orange light of the strip
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
i grew up in vegas. even out by what was then the bare desert, the light from paradise was bright enough that the planets were barely ever visible, easy enough to confuse for airplanes. i grew up on an earth with an empty night sky - just the earth, the moon, and the dull orange light of the strip
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AI coding has revealed just how many people in our industry don’t appreciate that for any long lived code the cost of initial implementaion is absolutely dwarfed by the cost of maintenance. So much that for long lived projects we can consider: cost of code = cost of maintenance.
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
AI coding has revealed just how many people in our industry don’t appreciate that for any long lived code the cost of initial implementaion is absolutely dwarfed by the cost of maintenance. So much that for long lived projects we can consider: cost of code = cost of maintenance.
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Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
This Lauer kid.
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
This Lauer kid.
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
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I'm told that if this game goes to 13 innings, it'll be Sandy Koufax for the Dodgers and Justin Bieber for the Blue Jays.
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I'm told that if this game goes to 13 innings, it'll be Sandy Koufax for the Dodgers and Justin Bieber for the Blue Jays.
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hey man just wanted to reach out and say i loved how much you drank at the networking event last night
October 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
hey man just wanted to reach out and say i loved how much you drank at the networking event last night
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Jiminy Glick should interview Stephen Miller
October 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Jiminy Glick should interview Stephen Miller
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not all who wander are lost but I personally am lost as fuck
April 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
not all who wander are lost but I personally am lost as fuck
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Liz Phair is proud to announce the grand opening of her licensed chain of gas stations "Fuck and Run"
September 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Liz Phair is proud to announce the grand opening of her licensed chain of gas stations "Fuck and Run"
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Gonna reiterate my theory that they know he won't be able to travel.
Trump’s paved White House patio renamed ‘The Rose Garden Club.’ The president has been blasting pop music through a new speaker system, just as he does at Mar-a-Lago. The White House called Trump’s new ‘club’ the ‘hottest place to be.”
Trump’s Paved White House Patio Renamed ‘The Rose Garden Club’
Trump’s paved White House patio renamed ‘The Rose Garden Club.’ The president has been blasting pop music through a new speaker system, just as he does at Mar-a-Lago. The White House called Trump’s new ‘club’ the ‘hottest place to be.”
nymag.com
September 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Gonna reiterate my theory that they know he won't be able to travel.
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ME, TENTING FINGERS ACROSS TBE TABLE: I am going to build a “Cracker Barrel of the mind”
MARC ANDREESSEN: Here is $50,000,000,000
MARC ANDREESSEN: Here is $50,000,000,000
August 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
ME, TENTING FINGERS ACROSS TBE TABLE: I am going to build a “Cracker Barrel of the mind”
MARC ANDREESSEN: Here is $50,000,000,000
MARC ANDREESSEN: Here is $50,000,000,000
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Holy shit wait for it
July 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Holy shit wait for it
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We have strayed so far from god’s light
July 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
We have strayed so far from god’s light
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"The strikes conspicuously avoided Fordow, the mountain fortress where Iran does its most advanced nuclear enrichment.
The "Fordow Paradox" is that while the US has the military capability to destroy Fordow, it lacks the will;
and Israel has the will, but lacks the capability."
The "Fordow Paradox" is that while the US has the military capability to destroy Fordow, it lacks the will;
and Israel has the will, but lacks the capability."
The Fordow Paradox: Where do Iran and Israel go from here?
How one stubborn mountain shows nuclear non-proliferation is on life support
peterwildeford.substack.com
June 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"The strikes conspicuously avoided Fordow, the mountain fortress where Iran does its most advanced nuclear enrichment.
The "Fordow Paradox" is that while the US has the military capability to destroy Fordow, it lacks the will;
and Israel has the will, but lacks the capability."
The "Fordow Paradox" is that while the US has the military capability to destroy Fordow, it lacks the will;
and Israel has the will, but lacks the capability."
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Still the greatest military headline of all time
June 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Still the greatest military headline of all time
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i ran over gary sinise in my GMC yukon and dragged his body for almost six miles
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i ran over gary sinise in my GMC yukon and dragged his body for almost six miles
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me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers
the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok
the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok
June 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers
the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok
the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok