Chet Breakfast
@chetbreakfast.bsky.social
inventor of head cancelling headphones
Would be like if Chris Moneymaker acted like he was a genius gambler.
December 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Would be like if Chris Moneymaker acted like he was a genius gambler.
When I was 22 I got hustled in pickup 1-on-1 by a 5'9", mid-30's, kinda-crusty-maybe-homeless dude. 11-0 and it wasn't that close. He played his college ball at Louisiana Tech.
December 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
When I was 22 I got hustled in pickup 1-on-1 by a 5'9", mid-30's, kinda-crusty-maybe-homeless dude. 11-0 and it wasn't that close. He played his college ball at Louisiana Tech.
Constraints sometimes aid creativity. I often felt the Rodgers/LaFleur offense was more fluid (if less explosive) when Davante or AJones was out.
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Constraints sometimes aid creativity. I often felt the Rodgers/LaFleur offense was more fluid (if less explosive) when Davante or AJones was out.
In the early '00s I worked the front desk of a hotel in Madison, WI that hosted a lot of performers. David Copperfield was hands-down the weirdest. He walked around in the most conspicuous "disguise" you could think of: giant trenchcoat, huge black sunglasses, and a generic baseball cap.
December 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
In the early '00s I worked the front desk of a hotel in Madison, WI that hosted a lot of performers. David Copperfield was hands-down the weirdest. He walked around in the most conspicuous "disguise" you could think of: giant trenchcoat, huge black sunglasses, and a generic baseball cap.
In my experience, AI is uniquely bad at sports trivia, particularly if you ask it a question with an answer that has changed recently.
December 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
In my experience, AI is uniquely bad at sports trivia, particularly if you ask it a question with an answer that has changed recently.
Even a well-timed "Mr. President!" with the right tone of voice would probably land a book deal.
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Even a well-timed "Mr. President!" with the right tone of voice would probably land a book deal.
Voted with my 401K, meager as it is, to international stocks.
December 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Voted with my 401K, meager as it is, to international stocks.
I've bought these at Trader Joe's! (St. Paul) Given it's TJ, probably not stocked all the time and probably only a couple of flavors. But the almond is indeed very legit.
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I've bought these at Trader Joe's! (St. Paul) Given it's TJ, probably not stocked all the time and probably only a couple of flavors. But the almond is indeed very legit.
Sure, but then you need your astronauts to also be excellent video producers under......intense circumstances. An awful lot to ask!
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Sure, but then you need your astronauts to also be excellent video producers under......intense circumstances. An awful lot to ask!
Cars stopping in the exact middle of the street when they could easily pull over
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Cars stopping in the exact middle of the street when they could easily pull over
Landing was real, footage was faked. We're getting live video from 200,000 miles away, in 1969?
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Landing was real, footage was faked. We're getting live video from 200,000 miles away, in 1969?
Enjoy the Silence was playing when I saw this, now I'm trying to imagine Secada going full Secada on lead vocals for DM.
December 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Enjoy the Silence was playing when I saw this, now I'm trying to imagine Secada going full Secada on lead vocals for DM.
Many AI projects building immortality vaporware or optimally intrusive gambling, none reducing health care costs or mitigating climate change.
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Many AI projects building immortality vaporware or optimally intrusive gambling, none reducing health care costs or mitigating climate change.
I've conducted experiments and can confirm there are extra electrons in the area.
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I've conducted experiments and can confirm there are extra electrons in the area.
I decided to vote with my 401K, meager as it is.
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I decided to vote with my 401K, meager as it is.
Low key recession indicator seeing so many big-name celebs doing ads.
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Low key recession indicator seeing so many big-name celebs doing ads.
a compensation of cybertrucks
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
a compensation of cybertrucks
obviously the New Yorker thinks it's the subject of a Prince song
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
obviously the New Yorker thinks it's the subject of a Prince song
Reposted by Chet Breakfast
A divorce of cybertrucks
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
A divorce of cybertrucks
It's a New Yorker house styling quirk, like wearing a beret unironically.
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It's a New Yorker house styling quirk, like wearing a beret unironically.