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Catherine ❄️
@catebridget.bsky.social
#EndFossilFuels

Inventor of Post-Its©️

Adjunct Prof in Writing

https://medium.com/@catesawers/teaching-live-unplugged-6899a3439e14

SEIU Local 500

exquisitely crafted handmade jewelry @ catesjewels.etsy.com

screenplays on The Black List
Pinned
guinea fowl and their nest
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I've reached my wit's end. All you'll find here is the bit of scotch tape and the empty cardboard core that signify the end of the roll.
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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My wheelchair won't turn on and a wheelchair technician won't be available until the 15th...
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Please signal boost. Need a wheelchair tech who can help troubleshoot in Silver Spring, MD.
My wheelchair won't turn on and a wheelchair technician won't be available until the 15th...
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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somewhere in an alternate universe Christmas sweaters are having ugly people parties
December 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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slapping the hose out of a gen xer’s mouth
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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new bit in Dec is to ask anyone wearing a sweater, "oh nice are you going to an ugly sweater party later?"
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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ya know what really grinds my gears? failing to complete routine transmission maintenance.
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
insert a movie into another movie:

The Three Days of the Condor Amigos
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Predator, Spy
Insert a movie into another movie:

Die Home Alone Hard
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”

Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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people can be pretty gullible like right now some of my friends think I'm logging off and going to bed

suckers
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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the one where Santa realizes a glowing red nose would be useless in fog so he goes with the other heavily-bullied reindeer, Sonar
December 10, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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I'm not a religious person but no one who promotes AI has a soul
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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thanks, business doula
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
making AI videos of babies is creepy, no matter what the topic or motivation. block this babies & politics charlatan.
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".
October 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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🌕🌗🌑
May 30, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM