Catherine ❄️
@catebridget.bsky.social
#EndFossilFuels
Inventor of Post-Its©️
Adjunct Prof in Writing
https://medium.com/@catesawers/teaching-live-unplugged-6899a3439e14
SEIU Local 500
exquisitely crafted handmade jewelry @ catesjewels.etsy.com
screenplays on The Black List
Inventor of Post-Its©️
Adjunct Prof in Writing
https://medium.com/@catesawers/teaching-live-unplugged-6899a3439e14
SEIU Local 500
exquisitely crafted handmade jewelry @ catesjewels.etsy.com
screenplays on The Black List
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I've reached my wit's end. All you'll find here is the bit of scotch tape and the empty cardboard core that signify the end of the roll.
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I've reached my wit's end. All you'll find here is the bit of scotch tape and the empty cardboard core that signify the end of the roll.
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
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My wheelchair won't turn on and a wheelchair technician won't be available until the 15th...
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My wheelchair won't turn on and a wheelchair technician won't be available until the 15th...
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Please signal boost. Need a wheelchair tech who can help troubleshoot in Silver Spring, MD.
My wheelchair won't turn on and a wheelchair technician won't be available until the 15th...
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Please signal boost. Need a wheelchair tech who can help troubleshoot in Silver Spring, MD.
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somewhere in an alternate universe Christmas sweaters are having ugly people parties
December 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
somewhere in an alternate universe Christmas sweaters are having ugly people parties
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slapping the hose out of a gen xer’s mouth
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
slapping the hose out of a gen xer’s mouth
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new bit in Dec is to ask anyone wearing a sweater, "oh nice are you going to an ugly sweater party later?"
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
new bit in Dec is to ask anyone wearing a sweater, "oh nice are you going to an ugly sweater party later?"
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ya know what really grinds my gears? failing to complete routine transmission maintenance.
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
ya know what really grinds my gears? failing to complete routine transmission maintenance.
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insert a movie into another movie:
The Three Days of the Condor Amigos
The Three Days of the Condor Amigos
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Predator, Spy
Insert a movie into another movie:
Die Home Alone Hard
Die Home Alone Hard
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
insert a movie into another movie:
The Three Days of the Condor Amigos
The Three Days of the Condor Amigos
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
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people can be pretty gullible like right now some of my friends think I'm logging off and going to bed
suckers
suckers
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
people can be pretty gullible like right now some of my friends think I'm logging off and going to bed
suckers
suckers
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the one where Santa realizes a glowing red nose would be useless in fog so he goes with the other heavily-bullied reindeer, Sonar
December 10, 2024 at 9:01 PM
the one where Santa realizes a glowing red nose would be useless in fog so he goes with the other heavily-bullied reindeer, Sonar
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I'm not a religious person but no one who promotes AI has a soul
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm not a religious person but no one who promotes AI has a soul
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thanks, business doula
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
thanks, business doula
making AI videos of babies is creepy, no matter what the topic or motivation. block this babies & politics charlatan.
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
making AI videos of babies is creepy, no matter what the topic or motivation. block this babies & politics charlatan.
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BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".
October 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding
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Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market