🌘 🦃Dad Moon Rising🦃 🌒
@dadmoonrising.bsky.social
Real dad, moon parody. Trying to find the humor in everyday life
So let us not talk falsely the hour is getting late
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So let us not talk falsely the hour is getting late
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my son is 18 now so it's time to have the talk. I think he's ready to learn about the importance of assembling a good cable and cord drawer.
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If you assume that I am just that stupid then everything I do suddenly makes so much more sense.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If you assume that I am just that stupid then everything I do suddenly makes so much more sense.
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These thoughts just pop in my head,folks
And if I have to hear them in my head,
so do you
Sorry.
I love you
*shitposter*
And if I have to hear them in my head,
so do you
Sorry.
I love you
*shitposter*
August 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
These thoughts just pop in my head,folks
And if I have to hear them in my head,
so do you
Sorry.
I love you
*shitposter*
And if I have to hear them in my head,
so do you
Sorry.
I love you
*shitposter*
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my earrings say gobble gobble and i won’t apologize for it.
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
my earrings say gobble gobble and i won’t apologize for it.
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Grounds for divorce.
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Grounds for divorce.
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wife: why can’t you be more spontaneous?
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
wife: why can’t you be more spontaneous?
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
Stores have been crazy today, I haven't been able to find any apples for the pie that my wife is planning to make. So far my efforts have been fruitless.
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Stores have been crazy today, I haven't been able to find any apples for the pie that my wife is planning to make. So far my efforts have been fruitless.
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10 things that sort of rhyme with spinach:
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
10 things that sort of rhyme with spinach:
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
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So is this the "good place"?
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
So is this the "good place"?
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It's the Mission Impossible theme tune except it's just me trying to get from my car to my house without being trapped for chit chat with a gossipy neighbour
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It's the Mission Impossible theme tune except it's just me trying to get from my car to my house without being trapped for chit chat with a gossipy neighbour
The perfect car doesn't exi...
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The perfect car doesn't exi...
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Don't tell me "you'll really like these people".... I'll totally prove you wrong
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Don't tell me "you'll really like these people".... I'll totally prove you wrong
me when my wife starts firing off questions before I've had my first cup of morning coffee
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
me when my wife starts firing off questions before I've had my first cup of morning coffee
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People just don't stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
People just don't stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.
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What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your tranche of incriminating emails this morning
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your tranche of incriminating emails this morning
being able to fart on command is an underappreciated talent that all dads must possess
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
being able to fart on command is an underappreciated talent that all dads must possess
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Chuck E. Cheese was the doctor
Chuck E. Cheese’s was his monster
Chuck E. Cheese’s was his monster
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Chuck E. Cheese was the doctor
Chuck E. Cheese’s was his monster
Chuck E. Cheese’s was his monster
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Create the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Create the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
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A newly engaged neighbor asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything.
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
A newly engaged neighbor asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything.
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One of the skills I put on my resume was the ability to keenly observe other people working.
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
One of the skills I put on my resume was the ability to keenly observe other people working.
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I have a junk food problem. I don't have any . . .
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I have a junk food problem. I don't have any . . .
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My life would be so much easier if I had a few minions.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
My life would be so much easier if I had a few minions.
I went to visit some friends recently and in their bathroom they had a little basket with magazines in it like some sort of Smithsonian exhibit
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I went to visit some friends recently and in their bathroom they had a little basket with magazines in it like some sort of Smithsonian exhibit
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The dental hygienist just praised my flossing and brushing routine so I got that going for me
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The dental hygienist just praised my flossing and brushing routine so I got that going for me
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My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
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Just a shoutout of thanks and recognition to my sexier followers. You are the REAL heroes.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Just a shoutout of thanks and recognition to my sexier followers. You are the REAL heroes.