Mike
@canmnt4life.bsky.social
Very left leaning politically. Got tired of Elon's bullshit, so now I am here. Canada Soccer, Winnipeg Jets, Winnipeg Blue Bombers, Refused, Local H, The Last of Us
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The same people who tell me it takes more muscles to frown also tell me I should exercise more.
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The same people who tell me it takes more muscles to frown also tell me I should exercise more.
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I hate how this cop keeps referring to everyone who caught my Magic Mike street tribute act last night as "the witnesses."
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I hate how this cop keeps referring to everyone who caught my Magic Mike street tribute act last night as "the witnesses."
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If the White House wanted to use a Sabrina Carpenter song, wouldn't "Manchild" have been more fitting?
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If the White House wanted to use a Sabrina Carpenter song, wouldn't "Manchild" have been more fitting?
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kinda crazy how it’s acceptable to eat your twin as long as it’s in utero
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 AM
kinda crazy how it’s acceptable to eat your twin as long as it’s in utero
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Channeling my anger into something more productive*
*a wank and a nap
*a wank and a nap
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Channeling my anger into something more productive*
*a wank and a nap
*a wank and a nap
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Had to get off the couch and reset the router. Like a fucking animal. This is how animals reconnect to WiFi.
July 24, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Had to get off the couch and reset the router. Like a fucking animal. This is how animals reconnect to WiFi.
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oh no, is the main cause of apnea going to bed in full makeup after a sloppy bj? cuz I am FUCKED!
just kidding—I rarely wear makeup
just kidding—I rarely wear makeup
December 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
oh no, is the main cause of apnea going to bed in full makeup after a sloppy bj? cuz I am FUCKED!
just kidding—I rarely wear makeup
just kidding—I rarely wear makeup
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To all the elderly ladies who told me I’d be a real heartbreaker when I was 7, I have some pretty devastating news
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
To all the elderly ladies who told me I’d be a real heartbreaker when I was 7, I have some pretty devastating news
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for the potato fears not death
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
for the potato fears not death
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I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.
July 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.
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Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
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Exorcist: I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you
Me: I didn't call you
Demon: I did
Me: I didn't call you
Demon: I did
October 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Exorcist: I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you
Me: I didn't call you
Demon: I did
Me: I didn't call you
Demon: I did
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Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
The identical twin brother of MAGA Texas Rep. Troy Nehls is hoping to replace his brother in Congress after Nehls announced his retirement on Saturday.
MAGA Rep. Tries to Hand Seat to Literally Identical Successor
Trever Nehls is hoping to replace his brother, Texas Rep. Troy Nehls, in Congress.
trib.al
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
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i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
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Pre-Trump1 was a simpler time.
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Pre-Trump1 was a simpler time.
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Russia agrees to stop targeting energy infrastructure then immediately bombs energy infrastructure.
Trump is putins bitch
Trump is putins bitch
March 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Russia agrees to stop targeting energy infrastructure then immediately bombs energy infrastructure.
Trump is putins bitch
Trump is putins bitch
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GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
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Hillary’s email server would like a word
January 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Hillary’s email server would like a word
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I did, in fact, say this, and it is, unfortunately, in fact, true
January 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I did, in fact, say this, and it is, unfortunately, in fact, true
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Trump adds Dr. Oz to his moron-a-thon of picks? We are witnessing the Golden Age of horrible, unqualified lunkheads being richly rewarded for doing literally nothing good. And let me tell you, I am here for it.
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
Dr. Oz to lead Medicare? Gaetz for AG? With Trump, science and competence need not apply. | Opinion
Great news for immoral Americans who hate science and have always wanted a job they're in no way qualified to get. Donald Trump has your back!
www.usatoday.com
November 19, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Trump adds Dr. Oz to his moron-a-thon of picks? We are witnessing the Golden Age of horrible, unqualified lunkheads being richly rewarded for doing literally nothing good. And let me tell you, I am here for it.
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.