jorm
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"Have some respect. This is a funeral"
*slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*
*slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
"Have some respect. This is a funeral"
*slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*
*slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*
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sometimes i’m tempted to look up whatever it is people are talking about on here, but it has done wonders for my mental health to get out of that habit
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
sometimes i’m tempted to look up whatever it is people are talking about on here, but it has done wonders for my mental health to get out of that habit
My Plur1bus theory is that the Signal is a weapon designed to humanely euthanize a planet's population.
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My Plur1bus theory is that the Signal is a weapon designed to humanely euthanize a planet's population.
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
The only people who care about the distinctions between "Pedophilia," "Hebephilia" and "Ebhebophilia" are pedophiles.
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The only people who care about the distinctions between "Pedophilia," "Hebephilia" and "Ebhebophilia" are pedophiles.
We Are Marshall
We Will Never Forget
1970.11.14
We Will Never Forget
1970.11.14
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We Are Marshall
We Will Never Forget
1970.11.14
We Will Never Forget
1970.11.14
<taps the sign> "Smart" home devices are a Bad Idea and you will always regret them.
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
<taps the sign> "Smart" home devices are a Bad Idea and you will always regret them.
Who has two thumbs and has successfully used chore-after-chore to procrastinate from doing Actual Work all day?
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Who has two thumbs and has successfully used chore-after-chore to procrastinate from doing Actual Work all day?
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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A short life to them, and a jolly death.
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
A short life to them, and a jolly death.
<Vader voice>This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Dick Cheney. It will soon see the end of that sex pest, Cuomo.
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
<Vader voice>This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Dick Cheney. It will soon see the end of that sex pest, Cuomo.
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It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends
October 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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Laika
c. 1954 - 1957.11.03
She was a Good Dog, the Best Dog.
c. 1954 - 1957.11.03
She was a Good Dog, the Best Dog.
November 3, 2023 at 8:05 AM
Laika
c. 1954 - 1957.11.03
She was a Good Dog, the Best Dog.
c. 1954 - 1957.11.03
She was a Good Dog, the Best Dog.
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i radically overestimated the amount of trick-or-treat candy my new neighborhood required. as in, "we had zero visitors". now i have almost four pounds of variated sugar.
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i radically overestimated the amount of trick-or-treat candy my new neighborhood required. as in, "we had zero visitors". now i have almost four pounds of variated sugar.
Aside from Ciri (obvs), Regis is my favorite character in all of Witcherdom an I’m happy with his portrayal. I’m also happy with Sharlto’s Bonhart who has a delightful menace about him.
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Aside from Ciri (obvs), Regis is my favorite character in all of Witcherdom an I’m happy with his portrayal. I’m also happy with Sharlto’s Bonhart who has a delightful menace about him.
Which of my exes made this?
October 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Which of my exes made this?
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Import your PDF characters to Diceweaver with drag-and-drop! We're rolling out converters to games, starting with Prowlers and Paragons!
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Import your PDF characters to Diceweaver with drag-and-drop! We're rolling out converters to games, starting with Prowlers and Paragons!
Jimmy did an AMA and this should be in the article about "Diplomacy".
October 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Jimmy did an AMA and this should be in the article about "Diplomacy".
In Hawaii, if you meet someone and they are an adult and possibly older than you they are your Auntie or your Uncle. That's it. That's the rule.
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
In Hawaii, if you meet someone and they are an adult and possibly older than you they are your Auntie or your Uncle. That's it. That's the rule.
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IF YOU REFER TO SOMEBODY AS YOU AUNT SHE IS YOUR AUNT. IF A LADY TELL YOU SHE IS YOUR AUNT, SHE IS YOUR AUNT.
THAT'S THE GODDAMNED RULES
THAT'S THE GODDAMNED RULES
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
IF YOU REFER TO SOMEBODY AS YOU AUNT SHE IS YOUR AUNT. IF A LADY TELL YOU SHE IS YOUR AUNT, SHE IS YOUR AUNT.
THAT'S THE GODDAMNED RULES
THAT'S THE GODDAMNED RULES
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
"Maunjaro" sounds like a sexually transmitted disease, not a diabetes medication.
October 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"Maunjaro" sounds like a sexually transmitted disease, not a diabetes medication.