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if you commit fraud in an amount divisible by two it is called freven
May 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
if you commit fraud in an amount divisible by two it is called freven
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Trailhead: Not as sexy as it sounds.
May 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Trailhead: Not as sexy as it sounds.
Getting a cheese grater off the dark web
May 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Getting a cheese grater off the dark web
Drank water from the hoes
May 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Drank water from the hoes
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“Worst she can say is no.” Bro, she said I look like someone tried to draw President Taft from memory.
May 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“Worst she can say is no.” Bro, she said I look like someone tried to draw President Taft from memory.
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Sometimes you don’t find your spirit animal as much as it finds you
April 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Sometimes you don’t find your spirit animal as much as it finds you
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Reposting is for making people feel seen. Would you want to be ignored. Just saying.
April 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Reposting is for making people feel seen. Would you want to be ignored. Just saying.
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*crawling out from beneath your sink* i really thought you were going to like that one post
March 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
*crawling out from beneath your sink* i really thought you were going to like that one post
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Death is the ultimate freedom and freedom is the ultimate gift...uh, nvmnd found my lighter
March 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Death is the ultimate freedom and freedom is the ultimate gift...uh, nvmnd found my lighter
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Starting to feel like these people in line at the DMV aren't appreciating my bagpipes.
March 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Starting to feel like these people in line at the DMV aren't appreciating my bagpipes.
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[first day of work]
me: so, when do i get to kick one?
boss: we don't actually-
me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole
me: so, when do i get to kick one?
boss: we don't actually-
me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole
March 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
[first day of work]
me: so, when do i get to kick one?
boss: we don't actually-
me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole
me: so, when do i get to kick one?
boss: we don't actually-
me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole
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i'm on my first date with that neat freak i met on Tinder. it's so funny: he's even got floor drains in his bedroom
February 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i'm on my first date with that neat freak i met on Tinder. it's so funny: he's even got floor drains in his bedroom
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my cat looks at warm laundry the way trump looks at canada
February 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
my cat looks at warm laundry the way trump looks at canada
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I dodged a bullet last time but hopefully this one hits me
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I dodged a bullet last time but hopefully this one hits me
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this scream is unrelated to ice cream
January 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
this scream is unrelated to ice cream
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Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
Darlin’ you give amateur archery league a bad name
And you're to blame
Darlin’ you give amateur archery league a bad name
January 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
Darlin’ you give amateur archery league a bad name
And you're to blame
Darlin’ you give amateur archery league a bad name
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Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?
Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water
Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water
January 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?
Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water
Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water
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(Me, struggling to carry enormous novelty gavel)
My lawyer: I thought we agreed you'd leave that in the car
My lawyer: I thought we agreed you'd leave that in the car
January 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
(Me, struggling to carry enormous novelty gavel)
My lawyer: I thought we agreed you'd leave that in the car
My lawyer: I thought we agreed you'd leave that in the car
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I don’t think any of us would get mad if Life Alert played Wipeout when someone falls.
January 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I don’t think any of us would get mad if Life Alert played Wipeout when someone falls.
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Geese fly in a V formation out of respect for the vagina
January 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Geese fly in a V formation out of respect for the vagina
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i’m really into composting oh sorry i meant decomposing
January 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
i’m really into composting oh sorry i meant decomposing
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child custody rap battle
January 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
child custody rap battle
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a special edition Bush’s baked beans can that contains a single large bean. there is no explanation why
January 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
a special edition Bush’s baked beans can that contains a single large bean. there is no explanation why
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Suffering from kleptomania?
You should take something.
You should take something.
January 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Suffering from kleptomania?
You should take something.
You should take something.
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Mimes won’t shut up when they’re off the clock.
January 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Mimes won’t shut up when they’re off the clock.