BStylin
@bstylin.bsky.social
Idk. Who are any of us ya know?
She/her. 🏳️🌈 Single toddler mom. Chemistry/Physics teacher. Gamer.
My sweet skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gzjpai36wtec7t5kxfiqotdh/feed/aaacpgjik3jsg
She/her. 🏳️🌈 Single toddler mom. Chemistry/Physics teacher. Gamer.
My sweet skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gzjpai36wtec7t5kxfiqotdh/feed/aaacpgjik3jsg
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BStylin
@bstylin.bsky.social
· Aug 11
Whenever I feel worthless I just remember the ounces of gold probably still coating my insides from a Goldschläger phase in college
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you saw me on the discover tab making a joke about my labia and tacos and you hit follow. 6 days later i’m fighting with a hermit crab about abolishing the police and you realize you’re in love.
July 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
you saw me on the discover tab making a joke about my labia and tacos and you hit follow. 6 days later i’m fighting with a hermit crab about abolishing the police and you realize you’re in love.
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Get the most out of Monday by sinking to the bottom of the ocean.
July 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Get the most out of Monday by sinking to the bottom of the ocean.
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Edge Of Seventeen, but I need Ric Flair dubbed in for all the woos.
Make it happen internet
Make it happen internet
July 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Edge Of Seventeen, but I need Ric Flair dubbed in for all the woos.
Make it happen internet
Make it happen internet
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Haven’t seen one Von Dutch hat since covid. Makes you think.
July 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Haven’t seen one Von Dutch hat since covid. Makes you think.
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I bring a real, "what can life do that it hasn't already done to me," vibe to the table and lemme tell ya folks, I'm constantly amazed
July 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I bring a real, "what can life do that it hasn't already done to me," vibe to the table and lemme tell ya folks, I'm constantly amazed
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What's going on with my "freaks" and, in some cases, my "geeks"?
July 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
What's going on with my "freaks" and, in some cases, my "geeks"?
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*seductively flips hair*
*chicken nugget flies out*
*chicken nugget flies out*
January 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
*seductively flips hair*
*chicken nugget flies out*
*chicken nugget flies out*
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They're called Leisure Rivers now, because of woke
July 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
They're called Leisure Rivers now, because of woke
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no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
June 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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There’s a bottle of shampoo in your shower that has seen you cry harder than any person in your life.
July 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
There’s a bottle of shampoo in your shower that has seen you cry harder than any person in your life.
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We all make grammatical mistakes. The important thing is that you learn from it and delete your account
March 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
We all make grammatical mistakes. The important thing is that you learn from it and delete your account
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I know it’s wheelbarrow but wheelbarrel just feels so right
July 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I know it’s wheelbarrow but wheelbarrel just feels so right
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Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
January 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
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Treating myself tonight by eating over the nice sink.
July 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Treating myself tonight by eating over the nice sink.
If you're looking for something available everywhere 20 years ago, come to Indiana
July 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If you're looking for something available everywhere 20 years ago, come to Indiana
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Sorry I’m late and you’re welcome for showing up at all
July 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Sorry I’m late and you’re welcome for showing up at all
I track my cycle by seeing how many times I start crying while watching reels
July 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I track my cycle by seeing how many times I start crying while watching reels
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Make time to cyberbully and cold call your Congresspeople today
July 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Make time to cyberbully and cold call your Congresspeople today
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“Criss cross applesauce” is the best woke re-brand of all time. So catchy. Caught on immediately. A+ woke work.
June 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“Criss cross applesauce” is the best woke re-brand of all time. So catchy. Caught on immediately. A+ woke work.
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They are sending roving bands of masked thugs with the stated goal of kidnapping 20 million brown people to transport them to any country they can pay to take them. All this has been cleared by The Stolen Court.
This is not deportation.
This is ethnic cleansing.
This is not deportation.
This is ethnic cleansing.
June 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
They are sending roving bands of masked thugs with the stated goal of kidnapping 20 million brown people to transport them to any country they can pay to take them. All this has been cleared by The Stolen Court.
This is not deportation.
This is ethnic cleansing.
This is not deportation.
This is ethnic cleansing.
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On the Arsenio Hall Show, Macho Man Randy Savage had a GREAT answer to the question if he ever cried.
Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.
Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.
June 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
On the Arsenio Hall Show, Macho Man Randy Savage had a GREAT answer to the question if he ever cried.
Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.
Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.
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Oh you’re an optimist? Name 50 high hopes
June 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Oh you’re an optimist? Name 50 high hopes
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The house is on fire, but nobody is allowed to try to put the fire out until we figure out whose fault this is.
June 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The house is on fire, but nobody is allowed to try to put the fire out until we figure out whose fault this is.