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BStylin
@bstylin.bsky.social
Idk. Who are any of us ya know?
She/her. 🏳️‍🌈 Single toddler mom. Chemistry/Physics teacher. Gamer.

My sweet skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gzjpai36wtec7t5kxfiqotdh/feed/aaacpgjik3jsg
Mixed my leftover with cucumbers, tomato, yogurt sauce and rice to stretch it 🤤
June 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Jeff Bezos gives no fucks to a child on his wedding day
June 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ok Papa John's needs to calm tf down with the deal shaming. I got enough stress 😭
March 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Rihanna playlist, wine, and cooking is my happy place
January 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My son's elf on a shelf looks like he runs a highly subscribed-to twink OnlyFans account, and I'm here for it
November 29, 2024 at 8:44 PM
November 27, 2024 at 9:05 PM
In case you're wondering what having kids is like, I made my toddler chocolate swirl dinosaur pancakes with strawberries for breakfast and he threw a strawberry at me/told me he hated me
November 3, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Why does North Korea go for the sour patch kids aesthetic?
August 12, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Leave my chipotle and go!!
May 25, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Skyrim guards are ACAB
March 13, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Sprained my hand opening a jar of salsa
February 18, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Meanwhile on Twitter 😅
February 16, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Me trying to decide if the deep red popsicle is close enough to pass as a purple one for my toddler
February 16, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Stop trying to make Bing happen.
January 10, 2024 at 11:32 PM
I'm Ornament Rick!!
December 31, 2023 at 2:16 PM
Indeed!
December 12, 2023 at 11:41 PM
When you're the only one at the table not addicted to your phone
December 11, 2023 at 9:25 AM
My dog watching my toddler scream about the five star meal I've just cooked for them
November 6, 2023 at 4:06 PM
this could be us but u playin
October 27, 2023 at 3:27 PM
K this is the food porn account I'm here for, I can already tell.
My dinn tonight, mushroom ravioli in tomato cream with ricotta, and cheap garlic bread.
October 6, 2023 at 11:24 PM
September 30, 2023 at 2:38 PM
September 30, 2023 at 3:21 AM
This google Q&A for my local zoo will never not make me chuckle
September 15, 2023 at 8:56 AM
Ok I can see the appeal of this site
September 12, 2023 at 5:13 PM
September 12, 2023 at 1:30 AM