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I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
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I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
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I’m starting to think those bitches on Facebook did not pray for me
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m starting to think those bitches on Facebook did not pray for me
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Never be afraid to avoid new things.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Never be afraid to avoid new things.
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me: *eating fresh mackerel* this must be what penguin tastes like
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
me: *eating fresh mackerel* this must be what penguin tastes like
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So what exactly happens when you reach the 19th hour and you're wearing an eighteen hour bra?
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
So what exactly happens when you reach the 19th hour and you're wearing an eighteen hour bra?
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Me: I need the utmost privacy in phones, chats, searches
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Me: I need the utmost privacy in phones, chats, searches
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
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Boss- it’s time to discuss benefits for 2026
Me- snorts Xanax
Me- snorts Xanax
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Boss- it’s time to discuss benefits for 2026
Me- snorts Xanax
Me- snorts Xanax
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No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
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I don’t run very often but when I do it’s roughshod.
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I don’t run very often but when I do it’s roughshod.
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White people be like how old is this coffee
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
White people be like how old is this coffee
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The fact that the DC press is not working overtime to demand an end to this presidency over the disgusting "Quiet piggy" outburst just underscores that they are useless, servile lapdogs.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The fact that the DC press is not working overtime to demand an end to this presidency over the disgusting "Quiet piggy" outburst just underscores that they are useless, servile lapdogs.
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Anyone else saving 30+ articles of clothing for that magical day when you’ve lost enough weight so that you can fit in them again?
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Anyone else saving 30+ articles of clothing for that magical day when you’ve lost enough weight so that you can fit in them again?
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Create the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Create the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
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I’m making a scrapbook of all the messages my boyfriend likes. He spent so much time on that, I don’t want to forget
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I’m making a scrapbook of all the messages my boyfriend likes. He spent so much time on that, I don’t want to forget
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Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
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I'm holding my life together with duct tape and tequila. You?
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I'm holding my life together with duct tape and tequila. You?
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just butting in to say leave me out of it
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
just butting in to say leave me out of it
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You haven't been reposting me are you OK?
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You haven't been reposting me are you OK?
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Male pattern kindness
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Male pattern kindness
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“Still punk as fuck!!!”
-me, while loading my weekly pill organizer
-me, while loading my weekly pill organizer
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“Still punk as fuck!!!”
-me, while loading my weekly pill organizer
-me, while loading my weekly pill organizer
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I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
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Johnson can't hide from the Epstein vote forever. And the longer he keeps the House on recess the worse they look. Sort of a win-win. Outside of all the people suffering while they play games,of course.
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Johnson can't hide from the Epstein vote forever. And the longer he keeps the House on recess the worse they look. Sort of a win-win. Outside of all the people suffering while they play games,of course.
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Someday*, we’ll look back on everything that’s going on in America right now, and say, “What in the actual fuck?”
*today
*today
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Someday*, we’ll look back on everything that’s going on in America right now, and say, “What in the actual fuck?”
*today
*today