@bakojackdaddy.bsky.social
You don’t hear much about that man from Nantucket anymore. Like me, he also doesn’t do DMs.
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Don’t mean to brag but my carbon steel pan is well seasoned
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You lift weights over your shoulders
I lift my ankles over his shoulders
We are not the same
I lift my ankles over his shoulders
We are not the same
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You lift weights over your shoulders
I lift my ankles over his shoulders
We are not the same
I lift my ankles over his shoulders
We are not the same
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Is it possible that I used the word "scallawag"one too many times while sexting?
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Is it possible that I used the word "scallawag"one too many times while sexting?
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I can’t fix everything. Hell, I can’t fix most things.
But I can make a damn good meatloaf that nourishes your body and nurtures your soul.
But I can make a damn good meatloaf that nourishes your body and nurtures your soul.
November 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I can’t fix everything. Hell, I can’t fix most things.
But I can make a damn good meatloaf that nourishes your body and nurtures your soul.
But I can make a damn good meatloaf that nourishes your body and nurtures your soul.
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(Quietly enjoying a pudding cup and a gentle Monkees documentary on PBS)
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
(Quietly enjoying a pudding cup and a gentle Monkees documentary on PBS)
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Putting leaves next to the toilet paper so guests have a choice.
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Putting leaves next to the toilet paper so guests have a choice.
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the only thing worse than sneezing while you are driving is when the sneeze wakes you up while you are driving
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
the only thing worse than sneezing while you are driving is when the sneeze wakes you up while you are driving
Self care.
i like me better when im saying fuck you
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Self care.
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i dont need to hear anyone's life story, i just wanna scritch your pupper's ears
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
i dont need to hear anyone's life story, i just wanna scritch your pupper's ears
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I just saw a shadow thrown by a cloud that was shaped like a penis, does that mean 6 more weeks of wiener?
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I just saw a shadow thrown by a cloud that was shaped like a penis, does that mean 6 more weeks of wiener?
Double rainbow central coast California
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Double rainbow central coast California
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the creature growing in my loofah said “please, creator, make me a companion”
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
the creature growing in my loofah said “please, creator, make me a companion”
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Roses are red
Rhyming is difficult
Dammit
Rhyming is difficult
Dammit
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Roses are red
Rhyming is difficult
Dammit
Rhyming is difficult
Dammit
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Nightmares again. I feel like I'm sleeping on repressed memory foam.
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Nightmares again. I feel like I'm sleeping on repressed memory foam.
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I want to stop and thank everybody for the tremendous help.
Many of you know that I have health issues that have cost me quite a lot. And thanks to the the GOP, It’s gonna get worse.
I appreciate everyone’s help, so much. I am 1/3 of the way to goal because of you.
gofund.me/ac62392db
Many of you know that I have health issues that have cost me quite a lot. And thanks to the the GOP, It’s gonna get worse.
I appreciate everyone’s help, so much. I am 1/3 of the way to goal because of you.
gofund.me/ac62392db
November 16, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I want to stop and thank everybody for the tremendous help.
Many of you know that I have health issues that have cost me quite a lot. And thanks to the the GOP, It’s gonna get worse.
I appreciate everyone’s help, so much. I am 1/3 of the way to goal because of you.
gofund.me/ac62392db
Many of you know that I have health issues that have cost me quite a lot. And thanks to the the GOP, It’s gonna get worse.
I appreciate everyone’s help, so much. I am 1/3 of the way to goal because of you.
gofund.me/ac62392db
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Freyja & Lukka. When our first Icelandics arrived in Chile they quarantined 15 days with the National Agronomy Service (SAG). The vets at SAG were enamored. “Are all Icelandics like puppies?” Kind of. The foals are, also, like school kids. Here they are waiting for me to finish my coffee & play.
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Freyja & Lukka. When our first Icelandics arrived in Chile they quarantined 15 days with the National Agronomy Service (SAG). The vets at SAG were enamored. “Are all Icelandics like puppies?” Kind of. The foals are, also, like school kids. Here they are waiting for me to finish my coffee & play.
You’re at Dumb.
I need you at Dumber.
I need you at Dumber.
You're at Turner.
I need you at Hooch.
I need you at Hooch.
You're at Louise.
I need you at Thelma.
I need you at Thelma.
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You’re at Dumb.
I need you at Dumber.
I need you at Dumber.
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Thank you for your service and your sacrifice. 🫶
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Thank you for your service and your sacrifice. 🫶
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a murderer pushes me from a moving train but i just happen to land on a horse being ridden by train robbers and they make me get back on the train and rob it with them but when i see the murderer, i treat him with respect and kindness while i rob him, showing him that i am the better person
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
a murderer pushes me from a moving train but i just happen to land on a horse being ridden by train robbers and they make me get back on the train and rob it with them but when i see the murderer, i treat him with respect and kindness while i rob him, showing him that i am the better person
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Apparently female frogs will fake their own death to avoid mating with males they don't find attractive and I've never felt so close to another species, ever.
July 2, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Apparently female frogs will fake their own death to avoid mating with males they don't find attractive and I've never felt so close to another species, ever.
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In the words of Pink Floyd, we don’t need no education. But also in the words of Pink Floyd, money.
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
In the words of Pink Floyd, we don’t need no education. But also in the words of Pink Floyd, money.
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A weighted blanket, but it’s just someone dropping a grand piano on me.
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A weighted blanket, but it’s just someone dropping a grand piano on me.
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Calm down hardware store I don’t need to walk through an Enchanted Christmas Wonderland to get to the socket wrenches
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Calm down hardware store I don’t need to walk through an Enchanted Christmas Wonderland to get to the socket wrenches
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Porto Venere, Italy (📸 : Peter Sampson).
November 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Porto Venere, Italy (📸 : Peter Sampson).