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If you’re on the fence about having children I cannot recommend Great Wolf Lodge strongly enough
February 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
If you’re on the fence about having children I cannot recommend Great Wolf Lodge strongly enough
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Hey, you did a good job today. I'm proud of you
February 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Hey, you did a good job today. I'm proud of you
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Sometimes a normal hug doesn't seem enough. Sometimes you need to just squeeze them hard so they know you care. Squeeze so hard their eyes pop out and OH FUCK I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.
February 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Sometimes a normal hug doesn't seem enough. Sometimes you need to just squeeze them hard so they know you care. Squeeze so hard their eyes pop out and OH FUCK I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.
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STG if we find out Punxsutawney Phil is in the files tomorrow…
February 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
STG if we find out Punxsutawney Phil is in the files tomorrow…
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If you are being influenced by an influencer, stop right now before it's too late
January 29, 2026 at 8:58 PM
If you are being influenced by an influencer, stop right now before it's too late
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Feel fortunate if you have someone who writes words of love thinking of you.
January 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Feel fortunate if you have someone who writes words of love thinking of you.
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Like my mom always said:
If you don’t have anything nice to say then shut the fuck up
If you don’t have anything nice to say then shut the fuck up
January 11, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Like my mom always said:
If you don’t have anything nice to say then shut the fuck up
If you don’t have anything nice to say then shut the fuck up
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our “leader” in action
January 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
our “leader” in action
Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
A TV Character from their day:
October 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
A TV Character from their day:
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it’s cute when east coast people say happy new year an hour early as if their precious time zone is a real one
January 1, 2026 at 5:45 AM
it’s cute when east coast people say happy new year an hour early as if their precious time zone is a real one
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If I said it once, I’ve said it 1000 times. Fuck you, Tom Brady.
December 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If I said it once, I’ve said it 1000 times. Fuck you, Tom Brady.
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Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon https://theonion.com/trump-assures-wall-street-hell-go-back-to-just-fucking-over-poor-people-soon/
December 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon https://theonion.com/trump-assures-wall-street-hell-go-back-to-just-fucking-over-poor-people-soon/
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BREAKING: ICE announces it has detained Santa Clause because he entered the country illegally and without documentation.
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
December 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
BREAKING: ICE announces it has detained Santa Clause because he entered the country illegally and without documentation.
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
"Nobody is above the law," said Pam Bondi, "especially communists who just want to give things away."
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Department Head on Tuesday: “Use your PTO; take time off you deserve it”
My manager today: “Well, we really need to finish this project”
My manager today: “Well, we really need to finish this project”
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Department Head on Tuesday: “Use your PTO; take time off you deserve it”
My manager today: “Well, we really need to finish this project”
My manager today: “Well, we really need to finish this project”
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Why is maga never embarrassed? They never say yeah that was fucking weird
December 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Why is maga never embarrassed? They never say yeah that was fucking weird
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I turned on Monday night football just in time to see Aaron Rodgers get slammed to the ground which was pretty nice.
December 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I turned on Monday night football just in time to see Aaron Rodgers get slammed to the ground which was pretty nice.
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‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
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BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN
September 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN
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What if we put a 50% tariff on tsunamis, that would fix this fast
July 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
What if we put a 50% tariff on tsunamis, that would fix this fast
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I may be awkward, but not as awkward as the people running next to their dogs at the dog show.
March 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I may be awkward, but not as awkward as the people running next to their dogs at the dog show.
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