Latte Chavaleto
@lattechavaleto.bsky.social
I make beer and jokes and music. Boise based but travel heavy
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Getting Chinese food at a dive bar… that’s a good Saturday night
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Getting Chinese food at a dive bar… that’s a good Saturday night
Tomorrow’s agenda. Breakfast, Raiders game, 2 hours of family Karaoke. Get some 👊
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Tomorrow’s agenda. Breakfast, Raiders game, 2 hours of family Karaoke. Get some 👊
Hi hello I’m hi hello
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hi hello I’m hi hello
I’m in Vegas if you need me to place any bets for you. I’m throwing a twenty on the Lions to win the Super Bowl because I hate money
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I’m in Vegas if you need me to place any bets for you. I’m throwing a twenty on the Lions to win the Super Bowl because I hate money
Me reading MTG’s resignation letter
a pixelated image of a man with a mustache and the words well
ALT: a pixelated image of a man with a mustache and the words well
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Me reading MTG’s resignation letter
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Warren: "With Jeffrey Epstein, I really mean follow the money. Here's the deal - JPMorgan Chase - yes, Jamie Dimon, I'm looking at you -- is Epstein's bank, a close personal relationship that spans years. Shouldn't this be in the JPMorgan's ads?...I'd like to have Dimon come in & under oath testify"
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Warren: "With Jeffrey Epstein, I really mean follow the money. Here's the deal - JPMorgan Chase - yes, Jamie Dimon, I'm looking at you -- is Epstein's bank, a close personal relationship that spans years. Shouldn't this be in the JPMorgan's ads?...I'd like to have Dimon come in & under oath testify"
Gonna be in Vegas this weekend if you need me for anything
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Gonna be in Vegas this weekend if you need me for anything
Today is the best day of the month because it’s massage therapy day! I have an amazing masseuse
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Today is the best day of the month because it’s massage therapy day! I have an amazing masseuse
I just went to clear all my Google searches and holy shit what the fuck is wrong with me?
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I just went to clear all my Google searches and holy shit what the fuck is wrong with me?
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I am jammin'* tonight!
* in my pajamas at 7:00 pm
* in my pajamas at 7:00 pm
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I am jammin'* tonight!
* in my pajamas at 7:00 pm
* in my pajamas at 7:00 pm
More of this please
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
More of this please
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Not even hamburger could help me now
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Not even hamburger could help me now
Finally get chance to sneak off and watch Predator Badlands with my kiddo this afternoon
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Finally get chance to sneak off and watch Predator Badlands with my kiddo this afternoon
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I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no.
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
'We invited a homeless man for dinner - he stayed for 45 years'
The man was only meant to stay for a day.
metro.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no.
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
The highlight of a BLT sandwich is the mayo slathered bacon. Quit acting like that shits healthy
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The highlight of a BLT sandwich is the mayo slathered bacon. Quit acting like that shits healthy
This headline was written with Mad Libs
The Trump administration has reportedly recruited rapper and musician Nicki Minaj in an apparent effort to back its proposed invasion of Nigeria to stop purported persecution of Christians.
Trump admin recruits rapper Nicki Minaj in bizarre move to promote military invasion plans
The Trump administration has reportedly recruited rapper and musician Nicki Minaj in an apparent effort to back its proposed invasion of Nigeria to stop purported persecution of Christians.“U.S. envoy to the U.N. Mike Waltz and rap superstar Nicki Minaj will deliver remarks early this week on the pe...
bit.ly
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This headline was written with Mad Libs
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Olivia Nuzzi once gave me an unenthusiastic handy behind an Arby’s dumpster then wrote an article about it…
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Olivia Nuzzi once gave me an unenthusiastic handy behind an Arby’s dumpster then wrote an article about it…
My kid busted his ass and still didn’t make the basketball team. Weird feeling as a parent knowing this is a life lesson but still wanting to punch whoever decided to leave him off of the squad.
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My kid busted his ass and still didn’t make the basketball team. Weird feeling as a parent knowing this is a life lesson but still wanting to punch whoever decided to leave him off of the squad.
I view MTG just like Micheal Cohen. They may claim to have seen the light but they are loathsome scum and will always be scum no matter how much they try and redeem themselves. The orange 🤡 turns on everyone eventually.
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I view MTG just like Micheal Cohen. They may claim to have seen the light but they are loathsome scum and will always be scum no matter how much they try and redeem themselves. The orange 🤡 turns on everyone eventually.
Just met a sweet doggo at the dispensary named Buckwheat and it kinda made my day
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Just met a sweet doggo at the dispensary named Buckwheat and it kinda made my day
I wake up like clockwork at 4 am which is two hours before my alarm. Must be when the melatonin runs out or something
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I wake up like clockwork at 4 am which is two hours before my alarm. Must be when the melatonin runs out or something
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Trump’s first nominee for Attorney General of the United States
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Trump’s first nominee for Attorney General of the United States
Just applying my various salves and lotions and thinking about how hardcore I am
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Just applying my various salves and lotions and thinking about how hardcore I am
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*brings a first aid kit to a knife fight*
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
*brings a first aid kit to a knife fight*