Toby Earle 🇺🇦
@tobyontv.bsky.social
TV critic, Greenlit podcast creator/host, still trying to write a book
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦
@tobyontv.bsky.social
· Jan 24
In the latest @greenlitpod.bsky.social comedian Alexandra Haddow directs her biopic, featuring the perfect torture, a concerned Clive Owen, Corby Athletics Club, a race for tits, an erroneous shark, ballet embarrassment, & epic Xmas party regret…
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Spotify: spoti.fi/4h4TCD1
you’re not going to believe this, but I went to the supermarket today & they’re *already* selling Christmas decorations & food
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
you’re not going to believe this, but I went to the supermarket today & they’re *already* selling Christmas decorations & food
❤️❤️❤️HUGE CONGRATS!!!❤️❤️❤️
December 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
❤️❤️❤️HUGE CONGRATS!!!❤️❤️❤️
a podcast isn’t a podcast if it’s filmed & is primarily meant to be watched, in this TED talk I will instigate the long-overdue uprising against
December 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
a podcast isn’t a podcast if it’s filmed & is primarily meant to be watched, in this TED talk I will instigate the long-overdue uprising against
went into one of those new horny branches of Pret
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
went into one of those new horny branches of Pret
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enjoying BBC2’s airing of the woke action drama The Great Escape
December 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
enjoying BBC2’s airing of the woke action drama The Great Escape
piss easy reheating the same column every year
December 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
piss easy reheating the same column every year
🗑️GUIDE TO CHRISTMAS BINS🗑️
Boxing Day: maybe
Saturday: maybe
Sunday: maybe
Monday: maybe
Tuesday: have next door put theirs out?
New Year’s Eve: no
New Year’s Day: maybe
Boxing Day: maybe
Saturday: maybe
Sunday: maybe
Monday: maybe
Tuesday: have next door put theirs out?
New Year’s Eve: no
New Year’s Day: maybe
December 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
🗑️GUIDE TO CHRISTMAS BINS🗑️
Boxing Day: maybe
Saturday: maybe
Sunday: maybe
Monday: maybe
Tuesday: have next door put theirs out?
New Year’s Eve: no
New Year’s Day: maybe
Boxing Day: maybe
Saturday: maybe
Sunday: maybe
Monday: maybe
Tuesday: have next door put theirs out?
New Year’s Eve: no
New Year’s Day: maybe
Jaws on BBC2 at 9.15pm
December 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Jaws on BBC2 at 9.15pm
wonder how many people received Christmas cards from ‘A in Balmoral’
December 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
wonder how many people received Christmas cards from ‘A in Balmoral’
super posh people excited for their Christmas Day, when they have their dinner at 9.30pm in full state dinner regalia & open their presents on 15th March
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
super posh people excited for their Christmas Day, when they have their dinner at 9.30pm in full state dinner regalia & open their presents on 15th March
Christmas, that special time of year when, all across the land, homes experience the magic of airport drinking rules
December 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Christmas, that special time of year when, all across the land, homes experience the magic of airport drinking rules
‘You boy! Can I start on the cans yet?’
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
‘You boy! Can I start on the cans yet?’
the excellent Lucy Beaumont on #CelebrityMastermind is knocking it out of the park
December 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
the excellent Lucy Beaumont on #CelebrityMastermind is knocking it out of the park
Evri, Yodel, Hermes etc must be terrified Father Christmas will one day go full-time because the quality of his service would destroy them
December 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Evri, Yodel, Hermes etc must be terrified Father Christmas will one day go full-time because the quality of his service would destroy them
in a working class version of home alone the parents would end up in prison and the kids in care
December 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
in a working class version of home alone the parents would end up in prison and the kids in care
the uk prepares itself for duff presents & dry turkey
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
the uk prepares itself for duff presents & dry turkey
as a Christmas present to myself I’ve closed tabs I’ve had open for years
December 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
as a Christmas present to myself I’ve closed tabs I’ve had open for years
the way things are going Russell Brand could end up the Duke of York
December 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
the way things are going Russell Brand could end up the Duke of York
*Russell Brand rings up Bear Grylls for another baptism*
Russell Brand charged with further sexual offences including rape
Russell Brand charged with further sexual offences including rape
The former entertainer, 50, faces one count of rape and one of sexual assault of two more alleged victims
Russell Brand has been charged with further sexual offences, including one count of rape, the Metropolitan police have said.
The 50-year-old former entertainer has been charged with one count of rape and one of sexual assault of two further alleged victims. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
*Russell Brand rings up Bear Grylls for another baptism*
the next recipient of the fifa peace prize will be Jeffrey Epstein
December 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
the next recipient of the fifa peace prize will be Jeffrey Epstein
FIFA Peace Prize winner took multiple flights on Epstein’s jet
December 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
FIFA Peace Prize winner took multiple flights on Epstein’s jet