Nuclear Winter
@4slars.bsky.social
Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her
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Nuclear Winter
@4slars.bsky.social
· Sep 15
Let me at least have a sip of arsenic before more unprecedented reveals.
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good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again
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filling your vodka bottles with Crystal Pepsi
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
filling your vodka bottles with Crystal Pepsi
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I ❤️ Ruining the Workplace
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I ❤️ Ruining the Workplace
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if they made one of those birdfeeders with a camera but it was to feed me would you buy it
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
if they made one of those birdfeeders with a camera but it was to feed me would you buy it
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people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
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I hate the sound of something being explained to me
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I hate the sound of something being explained to me
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Sorry I didn't get that quotation to you first thing this morning. I spent an extra twenty minutes in bed, choosing a name for my coffee maker.
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sorry I didn't get that quotation to you first thing this morning. I spent an extra twenty minutes in bed, choosing a name for my coffee maker.
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Still seizing a day from 1998.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Still seizing a day from 1998.
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I’m going to turn into a piece of cardboard, you can use me for a craft or storage or a gift for your cat
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’m going to turn into a piece of cardboard, you can use me for a craft or storage or a gift for your cat
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Claude's heart was never in the art game because he was all about that Monet.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Claude's heart was never in the art game because he was all about that Monet.
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Sure I like you, but I also like sturdy trash bags and cowlicks
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Sure I like you, but I also like sturdy trash bags and cowlicks
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Dammit I just found another tranche of things to worry about at 4 am
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Dammit I just found another tranche of things to worry about at 4 am
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When something I have breaks, a part of me goes to immediate acceptance that it is going to be like that forever. Whelp, it was nice having a trunk I guess.
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
When something I have breaks, a part of me goes to immediate acceptance that it is going to be like that forever. Whelp, it was nice having a trunk I guess.
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i have accepted that clothing is just another one of those things over which i have no control, officer
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i have accepted that clothing is just another one of those things over which i have no control, officer
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If you thought you noticed me running faster and jumping higher today, you were correct, I got new shoelaces.
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you thought you noticed me running faster and jumping higher today, you were correct, I got new shoelaces.
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It's not a crown it's a coronet. A crown would make me look ridiculous.
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's not a crown it's a coronet. A crown would make me look ridiculous.
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You had me at “I like a girl with personality” because I have a few.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You had me at “I like a girl with personality” because I have a few.
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Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
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If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, here’s a pillow to scream into.
November 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, here’s a pillow to scream into.
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there’s literally nothing better than sleeping. I don’t understand why we don’t all sleep a lot more.
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
there’s literally nothing better than sleeping. I don’t understand why we don’t all sleep a lot more.
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Whoever is putting sirens in music stop it
October 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Whoever is putting sirens in music stop it
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10 out of 10 pieces of furniture prefer your little toe.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
10 out of 10 pieces of furniture prefer your little toe.
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started at rock bottom and now i’m here*
*rock bottom’s basement
*rock bottom’s basement
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
started at rock bottom and now i’m here*
*rock bottom’s basement
*rock bottom’s basement
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it should be illegal to get out of bed when you are still very sleepy
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
it should be illegal to get out of bed when you are still very sleepy