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Profile header from @vashon_photo on the other site.
Profile header from @vashon_photo on the other site.
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
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aliens invading earth because that tesla elon shot into space ran over a kid
December 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
aliens invading earth because that tesla elon shot into space ran over a kid
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RIP to Mike F, one of the all time great posters. Thank you for brightening online with your many wonderful jokes.
December 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
RIP to Mike F, one of the all time great posters. Thank you for brightening online with your many wonderful jokes.
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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The American girl doll my in laws gave my daughter for Christmas looks like Bobby Hill
December 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The American girl doll my in laws gave my daughter for Christmas looks like Bobby Hill
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a prostitute in Norway is called a leif blower
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
a prostitute in Norway is called a leif blower
"Marty Supreme" looks like they made a movie that skips straight to the SNL parody. Like, "Imagine an impossibly cool con man. Imagine a story of boundless ambition unchecked by the constraints that hem in most of our lives. What if Bonnie and Clyde... but with ping pong?"
December 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"Marty Supreme" looks like they made a movie that skips straight to the SNL parody. Like, "Imagine an impossibly cool con man. Imagine a story of boundless ambition unchecked by the constraints that hem in most of our lives. What if Bonnie and Clyde... but with ping pong?"
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I shouldn't laugh, but imagine your ass being haunted?
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
I Got My BBL From a Cadaver
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
www.thecut.com
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I shouldn't laugh, but imagine your ass being haunted?
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
December 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
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Bari Weiss's legacy:
December 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Bari Weiss's legacy:
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this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
This is what the senator from the Watchman show said right before he liquified himself, so...
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This is what the senator from the Watchman show said right before he liquified himself, so...
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I took my friend with only a high school degree to a fancy party and saw his face freeze up at the terminology being used by the elite. “Hebephile?” “Ephebophile?” I quickly asked him if he wanted to go somewhere else and he anxiously nodded yes and so we went to a Trump rally.
By David Brooks
By David Brooks
December 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I took my friend with only a high school degree to a fancy party and saw his face freeze up at the terminology being used by the elite. “Hebephile?” “Ephebophile?” I quickly asked him if he wanted to go somewhere else and he anxiously nodded yes and so we went to a Trump rally.
By David Brooks
By David Brooks
Chotiner: "You can increase the intelligence of primitive people, yes?"
Monolith: *the buzzing vocals of Ligeti's "Kyrie"*
C: "But it didn't occur to question why all those young girls were on an island with those men?"
M: *The vocals stammer, the monolith now has a visible sheen of flop sweat*
Monolith: *the buzzing vocals of Ligeti's "Kyrie"*
C: "But it didn't occur to question why all those young girls were on an island with those men?"
M: *The vocals stammer, the monolith now has a visible sheen of flop sweat*
Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Chotiner: "You can increase the intelligence of primitive people, yes?"
Monolith: *the buzzing vocals of Ligeti's "Kyrie"*
C: "But it didn't occur to question why all those young girls were on an island with those men?"
M: *The vocals stammer, the monolith now has a visible sheen of flop sweat*
Monolith: *the buzzing vocals of Ligeti's "Kyrie"*
C: "But it didn't occur to question why all those young girls were on an island with those men?"
M: *The vocals stammer, the monolith now has a visible sheen of flop sweat*
I ditched the Dale Midkiff time traveling cop show in favor of the knock off of JCVD’s movie, and now I’m being accused of Trax evasion.
Switching from watching DS9 to resume TNG, and now I'm being accused of Dax evasion.
I led the Fremen to a galactic jihad, a war in my name, and now I'm being accused of pax evasion.
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I ditched the Dale Midkiff time traveling cop show in favor of the knock off of JCVD’s movie, and now I’m being accused of Trax evasion.
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This is rough. This guy was just great. I was never sure if he was okay with chewing scenery, the way a lot of guys who get sidelined into genre work sometimes are, but god would he ever show up when asked.
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, the actor best known for his roles in the Mortal Kombat films, The Last Emperor and The Man in the High Castle, has died.
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Dies: ‘Mortal Kombat, ‘Last Emperor’ & ‘Man In The High Castle’ Actor Was 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, the actor best known for his roles in the Mortal Kombat films, The Last Emperor and The Man in the High Castle, has died.
bit.ly
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
This is rough. This guy was just great. I was never sure if he was okay with chewing scenery, the way a lot of guys who get sidelined into genre work sometimes are, but god would he ever show up when asked.
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HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
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a second generation monk is an heir friar
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
a second generation monk is an heir friar
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I named my fists "Dunning" and "Kruger" because I haven't trained in any sort of martial art but am confident I would do pretty well.
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I named my fists "Dunning" and "Kruger" because I haven't trained in any sort of martial art but am confident I would do pretty well.
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
I just think it would have been a cool mass effect 2 kinda story. Obviously mass effect took cues from Babylon 5, but still…
I just think it would have been a cool mass effect 2 kinda story. Obviously mass effect took cues from Babylon 5, but still…
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
I just think it would have been a cool mass effect 2 kinda story. Obviously mass effect took cues from Babylon 5, but still…
I just think it would have been a cool mass effect 2 kinda story. Obviously mass effect took cues from Babylon 5, but still…
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this isn't funny buses only do this when they're really scared
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
this isn't funny buses only do this when they're really scared
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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AR-PHARAZÔN THE GOLDEN: What you have to remember also is he appeared in fair form.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
October 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
AR-PHARAZÔN THE GOLDEN: What you have to remember also is he appeared in fair form.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.