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Profile header from @vashon_photo on the other site.
Profile header from @vashon_photo on the other site.
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JACK DONAGHY: Lemon, Don Geiss is telling me we need to find a way to make Jenna appeal to the [strained air quotes with fingers] "youth" demographic, maybe a song?
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
JACK DONAGHY: Lemon, Don Geiss is telling me we need to find a way to make Jenna appeal to the [strained air quotes with fingers] "youth" demographic, maybe a song?
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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“Dear diary i wonder what Bobby angry throat ass up to this morning”
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“Dear diary i wonder what Bobby angry throat ass up to this morning”
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Probably because it's too good
Oof
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Probably because it's too good
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All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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[Dick Cheney on his way to hell] My belief is I will, in fact, be greeted as a liberator
November 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
[Dick Cheney on his way to hell] My belief is I will, in fact, be greeted as a liberator
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New graffiti art in my Rogers Park, Chicago, neighborhood.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
New graffiti art in my Rogers Park, Chicago, neighborhood.
The silver lining to this bears defense being so leaky is that the offense can be relied upon to win shootouts.
November 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The silver lining to this bears defense being so leaky is that the offense can be relied upon to win shootouts.
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Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...
theonion.com
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
In one of the replay angles for that catch, you can see Hernandez had his mouth open, and I like to think he was just screaming the whole time he was tracking the ball, the way a lot of us did in little league.
Then he got trucked by another player, also the way a lot of us did in little league.
Then he got trucked by another player, also the way a lot of us did in little league.
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
In one of the replay angles for that catch, you can see Hernandez had his mouth open, and I like to think he was just screaming the whole time he was tracking the ball, the way a lot of us did in little league.
Then he got trucked by another player, also the way a lot of us did in little league.
Then he got trucked by another player, also the way a lot of us did in little league.
It's not good for my mental health that I'm looking at these last two defensive plays and thinking that the White Sox would have lost the World Series twice.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It's not good for my mental health that I'm looking at these last two defensive plays and thinking that the White Sox would have lost the World Series twice.
I fucking gasped. I'll admit it.
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I fucking gasped. I'll admit it.
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it was a huge scandal when CBS got burned by doctored documents relating to Bush's military record. Now you can just invent shit out of whole cloth to do nothing but confirm the biases of gutter racists and it's just Tuesday.
Wow — Fox News fell for a racist AI video about SNAP recipients with “7 baby daddies”… then when called out changed the story to be about AI videos going viral 🤔
November 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
it was a huge scandal when CBS got burned by doctored documents relating to Bush's military record. Now you can just invent shit out of whole cloth to do nothing but confirm the biases of gutter racists and it's just Tuesday.
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ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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[Patrick Swayze breaking up with someone] you're not like the wind
August 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
[Patrick Swayze breaking up with someone] you're not like the wind
Blue Jays tonight:
October 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Blue Jays tonight:
Love the ChatGPT commercial with a college student asking it to come up with a world class study schedule. Absolutely how 19 and 20 year olds are using the service.
October 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Love the ChatGPT commercial with a college student asking it to come up with a world class study schedule. Absolutely how 19 and 20 year olds are using the service.
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taking a pilgrimage to see the pie that looks like RFK Jr
I got this pie but something is wrong with it?
October 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
taking a pilgrimage to see the pie that looks like RFK Jr
“A number of large stuffed animals that are rumored to be implicated in the outbreak,” is a fucking crazy headline about the headquarters of one of the biggest tech companies in the world, in the biggest city in the US. Like, fucking Apple has to shut down because everyone’s crocs gave them typhus.
Sources tell WIRED that Google’s offices in New York are home to a number of large stuffed animals that are rumored to be implicated in the outbreak. WIRED was not able to verify this information prior to publication. Google declined to comment.
Google Has a Bed Bug Infestation in Its New York Offices
Employees at Google’s Chelsea office were told to stay home after exterminators found “credible evidence” of an infestation.
www.wired.com
October 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“A number of large stuffed animals that are rumored to be implicated in the outbreak,” is a fucking crazy headline about the headquarters of one of the biggest tech companies in the world, in the biggest city in the US. Like, fucking Apple has to shut down because everyone’s crocs gave them typhus.
People seem so contemptuous of this game. I know we've lost some of our edge because Manfred-ball has deprived us of so much weird baseball for so long, but we don't get to complain until the 4th position player pitches.
October 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
People seem so contemptuous of this game. I know we've lost some of our edge because Manfred-ball has deprived us of so much weird baseball for so long, but we don't get to complain until the 4th position player pitches.
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I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now
October 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now