Your New Dad
@dinocrisisactor.bsky.social
I'm your new stepdad, sport.
Favorite pedantic fact:
Everest is small
Everest: 8448m above sea level
Base: 5335m above sea level
Climbable height: 3113m
Mauna Kea: 4207m above sea level
Base: 10210m (underwater)
Climbable height: 4207m
Kilimanjaro: 5895m above sea level
Base: 995m above sea level
Climbable height: 4,900m
Everest is small
Everest: 8448m above sea level
Base: 5335m above sea level
Climbable height: 3113m
Mauna Kea: 4207m above sea level
Base: 10210m (underwater)
Climbable height: 4207m
Kilimanjaro: 5895m above sea level
Base: 995m above sea level
Climbable height: 4,900m
February 15, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Favorite pedantic fact:
Everest is small
Everest: 8448m above sea level
Base: 5335m above sea level
Climbable height: 3113m
Mauna Kea: 4207m above sea level
Base: 10210m (underwater)
Climbable height: 4207m
Kilimanjaro: 5895m above sea level
Base: 995m above sea level
Climbable height: 4,900m
Everest is small
Everest: 8448m above sea level
Base: 5335m above sea level
Climbable height: 3113m
Mauna Kea: 4207m above sea level
Base: 10210m (underwater)
Climbable height: 4207m
Kilimanjaro: 5895m above sea level
Base: 995m above sea level
Climbable height: 4,900m
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Republicans, sowing: "Surely no one will get angry at us if we prop up an apex pedophile who orders the gestapo to murder white people"
Republicans, reaping: "WTF we're losing seats in +30R red districts in red states"
Republicans, reaping: "WTF we're losing seats in +30R red districts in red states"
The psycho pedophile regime who kidnaps and kills us is polling unfavorably
February 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Republicans, sowing: "Surely no one will get angry at us if we prop up an apex pedophile who orders the gestapo to murder white people"
Republicans, reaping: "WTF we're losing seats in +30R red districts in red states"
Republicans, reaping: "WTF we're losing seats in +30R red districts in red states"
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it's Kung Fu Sunday, gang
February 15, 2026 at 3:27 PM
it's Kung Fu Sunday, gang
Team Canada caught red-handed cheating in curling
February 15, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Team Canada caught red-handed cheating in curling
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Regular reminder that no one is immune from cooking their brain on X or ChatGPT. There is no safe level of consumption.
Cenk sounds like he’s doing well. You know, in terms of his brain
February 15, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Regular reminder that no one is immune from cooking their brain on X or ChatGPT. There is no safe level of consumption.
Every loser talking about AI replacing humans as if it's a good thing is indistinguishable from unfuckable nerds trying to convince people that abstinence is better than fucking.
February 15, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Every loser talking about AI replacing humans as if it's a good thing is indistinguishable from unfuckable nerds trying to convince people that abstinence is better than fucking.
So, just to be clear, ICE wants to make sure that no one EVER feels safe helping out a white person in distress.
Cool. Cool cool cool.
Cool. Cool cool cool.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 5:19 AM
So, just to be clear, ICE wants to make sure that no one EVER feels safe helping out a white person in distress.
Cool. Cool cool cool.
Cool. Cool cool cool.
Good. Now leave it that way, sell all of their assets, sue every employee for every penny they ever took home, organize mass trials, and close this embarrassing chapter of American history with speedy mass executions and unmarked graves for all involved.
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Good. Now leave it that way, sell all of their assets, sue every employee for every penny they ever took home, organize mass trials, and close this embarrassing chapter of American history with speedy mass executions and unmarked graves for all involved.
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In 1854, after watching the federal government deploy 2000 federal troops and spend $40,000 sending Anthony Burns back into slavery, Boston's Amos Adams Lawrence said “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.”
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
In 1854, after watching the federal government deploy 2000 federal troops and spend $40,000 sending Anthony Burns back into slavery, Boston's Amos Adams Lawrence said “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.”
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Dad how do I edit my video...
SHUT THE FUCK UP. Please go do drugs. God.
SHUT THE FUCK UP. Please go do drugs. God.
February 14, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Dad how do I edit my video...
SHUT THE FUCK UP. Please go do drugs. God.
SHUT THE FUCK UP. Please go do drugs. God.
Has the New York Times or another ghoulish operation considered writing a story about the landlords of these Mexican / Caribbean / etc. restaurants suddenly having to deal with buildings left rotting because the business owners were kidnapped by ICE?
Because it's happening a lot, it seems.
Because it's happening a lot, it seems.
February 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Has the New York Times or another ghoulish operation considered writing a story about the landlords of these Mexican / Caribbean / etc. restaurants suddenly having to deal with buildings left rotting because the business owners were kidnapped by ICE?
Because it's happening a lot, it seems.
Because it's happening a lot, it seems.
On this day in 1946, Isaac Woodard, WWII veteran, hours after being honorably discharged, was attacked by South Carolina police while still in uniform when taking the bus home & left permanently blind.
The officers who beat and tortured him for several days were acquitted by an all-white jury.
The officers who beat and tortured him for several days were acquitted by an all-white jury.
February 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
On this day in 1946, Isaac Woodard, WWII veteran, hours after being honorably discharged, was attacked by South Carolina police while still in uniform when taking the bus home & left permanently blind.
The officers who beat and tortured him for several days were acquitted by an all-white jury.
The officers who beat and tortured him for several days were acquitted by an all-white jury.
Is the dog safe?
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Is the dog safe?
Look, if we start to prosecute the pedophile billionaires who consume 80% of our taxes, they'll just pack up their off-shore accounts and flee to a country that will tax them and also execute them.
Is that what you want? Dead pedophiles who can no longer steal our taxes because they're dead?
Is that what you want? Dead pedophiles who can no longer steal our taxes because they're dead?
February 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Look, if we start to prosecute the pedophile billionaires who consume 80% of our taxes, they'll just pack up their off-shore accounts and flee to a country that will tax them and also execute them.
Is that what you want? Dead pedophiles who can no longer steal our taxes because they're dead?
Is that what you want? Dead pedophiles who can no longer steal our taxes because they're dead?
Really funny to think that no one watching The Oscars in 2014 realized just how unbelievably cursed this photo would become.
February 12, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Really funny to think that no one watching The Oscars in 2014 realized just how unbelievably cursed this photo would become.
Absolutely incredible how from discord to facebook to tumblr to reddit, internet moderators are always the same and follow the classic Something Awful model.
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Absolutely incredible how from discord to facebook to tumblr to reddit, internet moderators are always the same and follow the classic Something Awful model.
Pam Bondi, America's top pedophile defender and foremost authority on taking bribes from Qatar, having an extremely normal one
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Pam Bondi, America's top pedophile defender and foremost authority on taking bribes from Qatar, having an extremely normal one
You can tell AI hype is true because the people hyping it are the exact same people who said we'd have a Mars colony by 2026, hyperloops in every city, Google Glass would change the world, and that monkey NFTs were going to be the new global currency.
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
You can tell AI hype is true because the people hyping it are the exact same people who said we'd have a Mars colony by 2026, hyperloops in every city, Google Glass would change the world, and that monkey NFTs were going to be the new global currency.
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The people raising their hands are Epstein victims who the DoJ has refused to meet with.
In the foreground is Attorney General Pam Bondi, an incredibly stupid piece of shit who doesn't realize she's being set up to take the fall, and the bribe money will be worthless when she's in jail.
In the foreground is Attorney General Pam Bondi, an incredibly stupid piece of shit who doesn't realize she's being set up to take the fall, and the bribe money will be worthless when she's in jail.
February 11, 2026 at 5:49 PM
The people raising their hands are Epstein victims who the DoJ has refused to meet with.
In the foreground is Attorney General Pam Bondi, an incredibly stupid piece of shit who doesn't realize she's being set up to take the fall, and the bribe money will be worthless when she's in jail.
In the foreground is Attorney General Pam Bondi, an incredibly stupid piece of shit who doesn't realize she's being set up to take the fall, and the bribe money will be worthless when she's in jail.
For 150 years country music was about 3 things:
- Fuck the rich
- Fuck the government
- Fuck the police
Under Trump, country music is now a competition for which soft, submissive sissy bottom can humiliate themselves the most by sucking the dicks of the wealthy New Yorkers that run the government
- Fuck the rich
- Fuck the government
- Fuck the police
Under Trump, country music is now a competition for which soft, submissive sissy bottom can humiliate themselves the most by sucking the dicks of the wealthy New Yorkers that run the government
February 11, 2026 at 5:22 AM
For 150 years country music was about 3 things:
- Fuck the rich
- Fuck the government
- Fuck the police
Under Trump, country music is now a competition for which soft, submissive sissy bottom can humiliate themselves the most by sucking the dicks of the wealthy New Yorkers that run the government
- Fuck the rich
- Fuck the government
- Fuck the police
Under Trump, country music is now a competition for which soft, submissive sissy bottom can humiliate themselves the most by sucking the dicks of the wealthy New Yorkers that run the government
If that's the case then the stock market should hit 50,000 the day the best news ever drops.
A classic
*TRUMP REITERATES THAT STOCK MARKET SHOULD GO UP ON GOOD NEWS
*TRUMP REITERATES THAT STOCK MARKET SHOULD GO UP ON GOOD NEWS
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
If that's the case then the stock market should hit 50,000 the day the best news ever drops.
I've had to explain "stranger danger" to countless kids
All the ins and outs of who to trust, always cross-reference family and non-family
Tell at least two very different adults about uncomfortable / scary things you can't go into detail about as an adult
Two dudes kissing is a fucking BREEZE
All the ins and outs of who to trust, always cross-reference family and non-family
Tell at least two very different adults about uncomfortable / scary things you can't go into detail about as an adult
Two dudes kissing is a fucking BREEZE
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I've had to explain "stranger danger" to countless kids
All the ins and outs of who to trust, always cross-reference family and non-family
Tell at least two very different adults about uncomfortable / scary things you can't go into detail about as an adult
Two dudes kissing is a fucking BREEZE
All the ins and outs of who to trust, always cross-reference family and non-family
Tell at least two very different adults about uncomfortable / scary things you can't go into detail about as an adult
Two dudes kissing is a fucking BREEZE