Old St. Prick
@dinocrisisactor.bsky.social
I'm your new stepdad, sport.
I legit thought most of these people were dead.
December 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I legit thought most of these people were dead.
When I was a kid every neighborhood had a house that was "haunted" because the old man quit gardening when his wife died.
Kids today deal with something scarier. A $750 application fee, $5500 deposit, and $2200/mo lease for a house built when Mickey Mouse was an antisemitic white nationalist icon.
Kids today deal with something scarier. A $750 application fee, $5500 deposit, and $2200/mo lease for a house built when Mickey Mouse was an antisemitic white nationalist icon.
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
When I was a kid every neighborhood had a house that was "haunted" because the old man quit gardening when his wife died.
Kids today deal with something scarier. A $750 application fee, $5500 deposit, and $2200/mo lease for a house built when Mickey Mouse was an antisemitic white nationalist icon.
Kids today deal with something scarier. A $750 application fee, $5500 deposit, and $2200/mo lease for a house built when Mickey Mouse was an antisemitic white nationalist icon.
If I were a musician I, too, wouldn't want to perform at, or in any way be associated with, The Notorious Pedophile AND John F. Kennedy Center For The Performing Arts.
New Year’s Eve Concerts at Kennedy Center Are Canceled
www.nytimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If I were a musician I, too, wouldn't want to perform at, or in any way be associated with, The Notorious Pedophile AND John F. Kennedy Center For The Performing Arts.
I was a bouncer for a pair of bars. Due to city laws, Bar 1 was a regular nightclub, Bar 2 was a dry titty bar.
I was so surprised when Forrest Whitaker just wanted to go to the nightclub. Like surely mister movie star was a titty bar man. But no.
Also I gave Dick Cheney the stinkfinger.
I was so surprised when Forrest Whitaker just wanted to go to the nightclub. Like surely mister movie star was a titty bar man. But no.
Also I gave Dick Cheney the stinkfinger.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I was a bouncer for a pair of bars. Due to city laws, Bar 1 was a regular nightclub, Bar 2 was a dry titty bar.
I was so surprised when Forrest Whitaker just wanted to go to the nightclub. Like surely mister movie star was a titty bar man. But no.
Also I gave Dick Cheney the stinkfinger.
I was so surprised when Forrest Whitaker just wanted to go to the nightclub. Like surely mister movie star was a titty bar man. But no.
Also I gave Dick Cheney the stinkfinger.
Sitting in a restaurant that's playing local radio. An ad comes on that is talking about what a nightmare it is to work long hours during the holidays, then shifts into the actual ad: selling orthopedic shoes.
My hatred for this dystopian shithole country can not be measured.
My hatred for this dystopian shithole country can not be measured.
December 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sitting in a restaurant that's playing local radio. An ad comes on that is talking about what a nightmare it is to work long hours during the holidays, then shifts into the actual ad: selling orthopedic shoes.
My hatred for this dystopian shithole country can not be measured.
My hatred for this dystopian shithole country can not be measured.
Me and who?
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December 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me and who?
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It is with a heavy heart I must announce that the establishment Democrats are indeed stupid enough to fall for this, will welcome the "yell at school shooting survivors that they're paid actors" con artist with open arms, and will be surprised when she stabs them in the back and betrays them.
“Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.” Read the inside story of how Marjorie Taylor Greene went from zealous Trump cheerleader to his loudest Republican critic: nyti.ms/3Lbzi88
December 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It is with a heavy heart I must announce that the establishment Democrats are indeed stupid enough to fall for this, will welcome the "yell at school shooting survivors that they're paid actors" con artist with open arms, and will be surprised when she stabs them in the back and betrays them.
BBQ Rankings:
1. Korea
2. Texas
3. Mexico
4. Memphis
5. Mongolia
6. Mississippi Delta / LA
7. China
8. Kansas City
9. Atlanta
10. Japan
11. St. Louis
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62,183. A hot dog you found in a storm drain
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521,773. Whatever white people are doing in England
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720,874. Brooklyn
720,875. Carolina
1. Korea
2. Texas
3. Mexico
4. Memphis
5. Mongolia
6. Mississippi Delta / LA
7. China
8. Kansas City
9. Atlanta
10. Japan
11. St. Louis
.
.
62,183. A hot dog you found in a storm drain
.
.
521,773. Whatever white people are doing in England
.
.
720,874. Brooklyn
720,875. Carolina
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
BBQ Rankings:
1. Korea
2. Texas
3. Mexico
4. Memphis
5. Mongolia
6. Mississippi Delta / LA
7. China
8. Kansas City
9. Atlanta
10. Japan
11. St. Louis
.
.
62,183. A hot dog you found in a storm drain
.
.
521,773. Whatever white people are doing in England
.
.
720,874. Brooklyn
720,875. Carolina
1. Korea
2. Texas
3. Mexico
4. Memphis
5. Mongolia
6. Mississippi Delta / LA
7. China
8. Kansas City
9. Atlanta
10. Japan
11. St. Louis
.
.
62,183. A hot dog you found in a storm drain
.
.
521,773. Whatever white people are doing in England
.
.
720,874. Brooklyn
720,875. Carolina
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People don’t love all these giant data centers being built, so my wife and I are offering an alternative: a good ol’ fashioned mom-and-pop data store. Small, cozy, a place where we know you by name and offer you a donut and coffee while you check the data of your financial crimes.
December 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
People don’t love all these giant data centers being built, so my wife and I are offering an alternative: a good ol’ fashioned mom-and-pop data store. Small, cozy, a place where we know you by name and offer you a donut and coffee while you check the data of your financial crimes.
Absolute Psychopath Confession Time:
My favorite snack is Wheaties.
Not like a bowl of cereal with milk.
I mean putting my dry hand in a dry box of dry Wheaties and eating them dry.
I would have absolutely crushed it as an 18th century French peasant.
My favorite snack is Wheaties.
Not like a bowl of cereal with milk.
I mean putting my dry hand in a dry box of dry Wheaties and eating them dry.
I would have absolutely crushed it as an 18th century French peasant.
December 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Absolute Psychopath Confession Time:
My favorite snack is Wheaties.
Not like a bowl of cereal with milk.
I mean putting my dry hand in a dry box of dry Wheaties and eating them dry.
I would have absolutely crushed it as an 18th century French peasant.
My favorite snack is Wheaties.
Not like a bowl of cereal with milk.
I mean putting my dry hand in a dry box of dry Wheaties and eating them dry.
I would have absolutely crushed it as an 18th century French peasant.
Anyone dumb enough to vote Republican absolutely deserves to spend several hours a day on the phone with their bank arguing that they didn't mean to send $2,500 because they're on a fixed income and can't afford groceries.
Perhaps the guy who doubled his net worth by raking in billions via crypto dinners could put up some of his own cash instead of scamming your grandparents out of $2,500 during the holidays.
December 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Anyone dumb enough to vote Republican absolutely deserves to spend several hours a day on the phone with their bank arguing that they didn't mean to send $2,500 because they're on a fixed income and can't afford groceries.
I can't believe Stranger Things made Will based and redpilled.
December 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I can't believe Stranger Things made Will based and redpilled.
And Tiny Tim. Whose heart grew three sizes that day.
The cardiomegaly caused hypertension and pulmonary edema. The fever and fluid in the lungs was like he was being boiled in his own pudding, and he died.
The cardiomegaly caused hypertension and pulmonary edema. The fever and fluid in the lungs was like he was being boiled in his own pudding, and he died.
December 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And Tiny Tim. Whose heart grew three sizes that day.
The cardiomegaly caused hypertension and pulmonary edema. The fever and fluid in the lungs was like he was being boiled in his own pudding, and he died.
The cardiomegaly caused hypertension and pulmonary edema. The fever and fluid in the lungs was like he was being boiled in his own pudding, and he died.
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
Look at these big fat fatties. ❤️
December 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Look at these big fat fatties. ❤️
"C'mon, you don't want to spend Christmas with your kids.
You should spend Christmas committing thousands of felonies and helping us cover up that the president wants to rape your kids."
-- notorious child sex abuse enthusiast and bus-stop-ad real estate attorney Pam Bondi
You should spend Christmas committing thousands of felonies and helping us cover up that the president wants to rape your kids."
-- notorious child sex abuse enthusiast and bus-stop-ad real estate attorney Pam Bondi
December 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"C'mon, you don't want to spend Christmas with your kids.
You should spend Christmas committing thousands of felonies and helping us cover up that the president wants to rape your kids."
-- notorious child sex abuse enthusiast and bus-stop-ad real estate attorney Pam Bondi
You should spend Christmas committing thousands of felonies and helping us cover up that the president wants to rape your kids."
-- notorious child sex abuse enthusiast and bus-stop-ad real estate attorney Pam Bondi
Pictured Below:
The "Alpha Male" doing what comes naturally to him
The "Alpha Male" doing what comes naturally to him
December 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Pictured Below:
The "Alpha Male" doing what comes naturally to him
The "Alpha Male" doing what comes naturally to him
Do you think the other presidents feel stupid now realizing they could have given everyone's taxes to themselves, named everything after them, committed every crime, have the worst approval ratings ever, and all anyone would do is just shrug?
December 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Do you think the other presidents feel stupid now realizing they could have given everyone's taxes to themselves, named everything after them, committed every crime, have the worst approval ratings ever, and all anyone would do is just shrug?
Noticing now that every facet of the US government is focused on kidnapping children and protecting pedophiles you really don't hear from libertarians anymore.
Snake flag guys complaining about the government is at an all-time low.
Snake flag guys complaining about the government is at an all-time low.
December 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Noticing now that every facet of the US government is focused on kidnapping children and protecting pedophiles you really don't hear from libertarians anymore.
Snake flag guys complaining about the government is at an all-time low.
Snake flag guys complaining about the government is at an all-time low.
DrSatanOBGYN isn't a wizard with arcane knowledge of the future.
Our government is just run by massively incompetent youtubers, twitter trolls, and a bus-stop-ad real estate attorney.
Our government is just run by massively incompetent youtubers, twitter trolls, and a bus-stop-ad real estate attorney.
December 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
DrSatanOBGYN isn't a wizard with arcane knowledge of the future.
Our government is just run by massively incompetent youtubers, twitter trolls, and a bus-stop-ad real estate attorney.
Our government is just run by massively incompetent youtubers, twitter trolls, and a bus-stop-ad real estate attorney.
