Old St. Prick
@dinocrisisactor.bsky.social
I'm your new stepdad, sport.
[Eiffel 65 voice]
Trump blew Bubba's D dabba da
Trump blew Bubba's D dabba da
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
[Eiffel 65 voice]
Trump blew Bubba's D dabba da
Trump blew Bubba's D dabba da
Pleased to announce I'm running for office as the only candidate who will gladly share his laptop and phone with investigative journalists.
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Pleased to announce I'm running for office as the only candidate who will gladly share his laptop and phone with investigative journalists.
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Between this and Ben Shapiro buying a single plank at Home Depot (and putting a plastic bag on the end), I would love to see a show where a bunch of these masculinity podcast bros compete to assemble an ikea bookshelf fastest
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Between this and Ben Shapiro buying a single plank at Home Depot (and putting a plastic bag on the end), I would love to see a show where a bunch of these masculinity podcast bros compete to assemble an ikea bookshelf fastest
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
I've got $500 that says these animals are going after Tylenol and ibuprofen because one of their owners is about to drop some bullshit supplement.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I've got $500 that says these animals are going after Tylenol and ibuprofen because one of their owners is about to drop some bullshit supplement.
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You guys wanna see a dead body?
Stop me if you've heard this one, but it appears that someone else did all the work and a predatory investment capital class is taking all of the credit and wealth.
From the very beginning artists should have been suing AI companies into bankruptcy.
From the very beginning artists should have been suing AI companies into bankruptcy.
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Stop me if you've heard this one, but it appears that someone else did all the work and a predatory investment capital class is taking all of the credit and wealth.
From the very beginning artists should have been suing AI companies into bankruptcy.
From the very beginning artists should have been suing AI companies into bankruptcy.
Absolutely masterful idiot bait. No notes.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Absolutely masterful idiot bait. No notes.
If social services are cut off, and congress isn't working, then why the fuck am I paying taxes?
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If social services are cut off, and congress isn't working, then why the fuck am I paying taxes?
Fun fact:
Quentin Tarantino is from Tennessee.
Pulp Fiction is set in Los Angeles.
When they open the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the most desirable thing imaginable is inside.
It's a Bojangles biscuit, a Waffle House hashbrown, and an 8-piece of gas station fried chicken.
Quentin Tarantino is from Tennessee.
Pulp Fiction is set in Los Angeles.
When they open the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the most desirable thing imaginable is inside.
It's a Bojangles biscuit, a Waffle House hashbrown, and an 8-piece of gas station fried chicken.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Fun fact:
Quentin Tarantino is from Tennessee.
Pulp Fiction is set in Los Angeles.
When they open the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the most desirable thing imaginable is inside.
It's a Bojangles biscuit, a Waffle House hashbrown, and an 8-piece of gas station fried chicken.
Quentin Tarantino is from Tennessee.
Pulp Fiction is set in Los Angeles.
When they open the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the most desirable thing imaginable is inside.
It's a Bojangles biscuit, a Waffle House hashbrown, and an 8-piece of gas station fried chicken.
Anime hero calling out his own move: "Super Ultimate Divorced Manchild, Extremely Lonely Series"
Elon Musk is over on Twitter posting his sad/pathetic Ai prompts.
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Anime hero calling out his own move: "Super Ultimate Divorced Manchild, Extremely Lonely Series"
Seems to me like if you don't intend to close the "congress can shut down the government but congress still gets paid" loophole of rat fucking then you shouldn't get reelected.
It's absurd PUBLIC SERVANTS are writing rules where they use US as bargaining chips but have no skin in the game.
It's absurd PUBLIC SERVANTS are writing rules where they use US as bargaining chips but have no skin in the game.
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Seems to me like if you don't intend to close the "congress can shut down the government but congress still gets paid" loophole of rat fucking then you shouldn't get reelected.
It's absurd PUBLIC SERVANTS are writing rules where they use US as bargaining chips but have no skin in the game.
It's absurd PUBLIC SERVANTS are writing rules where they use US as bargaining chips but have no skin in the game.
I am a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules but goddammit I get results.
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I am a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules but goddammit I get results.
Posting this to remind myself to get banned for spamming it every time someone mentions AI
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Posting this to remind myself to get banned for spamming it every time someone mentions AI
I know most people would prefer it if he were dying in jail, but I do think it's hilarious that psychologically, for him, it has to be far worse that President Bolognatits is going to his grave as the dumbest, fattest, most hated president ever. A complete loser that was only liked by poor idiots.
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I know most people would prefer it if he were dying in jail, but I do think it's hilarious that psychologically, for him, it has to be far worse that President Bolognatits is going to his grave as the dumbest, fattest, most hated president ever. A complete loser that was only liked by poor idiots.
Motherfucker has only been president for 9 months
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Motherfucker has only been president for 9 months
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This defense attorney is a hero—on a roll in a real grinder of a case. The prosecutor’s argument is shockingly sub parm. I’d never be so patient. They’d have to banh mi from the courtroom.
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This defense attorney is a hero—on a roll in a real grinder of a case. The prosecutor’s argument is shockingly sub parm. I’d never be so patient. They’d have to banh mi from the courtroom.
On top of everything else, the neighbor with a Trump flag on the side of his house took it down.
God is good.
God is good.
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
On top of everything else, the neighbor with a Trump flag on the side of his house took it down.
God is good.
God is good.
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In communism it is Mr beast who does the challenges while we laugh and watch
February 20, 2024 at 2:11 AM
In communism it is Mr beast who does the challenges while we laugh and watch
Zohran Mamdani: *completely wipes the floor with the republican and the independent candidate while still getting a greater than 50% majority*
Every dipshit journalist in America right now: "How Mandani technically lost the election last night"
Every dipshit journalist in America right now: "How Mandani technically lost the election last night"
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Zohran Mamdani: *completely wipes the floor with the republican and the independent candidate while still getting a greater than 50% majority*
Every dipshit journalist in America right now: "How Mandani technically lost the election last night"
Every dipshit journalist in America right now: "How Mandani technically lost the election last night"
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Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.