Old St. Prick
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I'm your new stepdad, sport.
Looking forward to 8,000,000 hot takes about how Zohran Mamdani completely humiliated the democrats by not wearing a silly hat and doing the Wakanda Forever pose
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Looking forward to 8,000,000 hot takes about how Zohran Mamdani completely humiliated the democrats by not wearing a silly hat and doing the Wakanda Forever pose
Good morning / afternoon to all the cool people doing seditious behavior, punishable by death.
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Good morning / afternoon to all the cool people doing seditious behavior, punishable by death.
International Men's Day not being associated with fireworks, public drinking, smoked brisket, or women in sexy costumes is precisely why I, an American man, will NEVER give a shit about International Men's Day.
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
International Men's Day not being associated with fireworks, public drinking, smoked brisket, or women in sexy costumes is precisely why I, an American man, will NEVER give a shit about International Men's Day.
I don't need to fix her. She can break me.
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I don't need to fix her. She can break me.
Thank God that, even though he's not mayor yet, Mamdani has finally legalized eating pizza without a knife and fork.
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Thank God that, even though he's not mayor yet, Mamdani has finally legalized eating pizza without a knife and fork.
All I'm saying is, if there's ANYONE you can trust in all of this, it's definitely Jeffrey Epstein's brother, who definitely knows who Donald Trump was and was not blowing.
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
All I'm saying is, if there's ANYONE you can trust in all of this, it's definitely Jeffrey Epstein's brother, who definitely knows who Donald Trump was and was not blowing.
Is Lindsay Ellis still around or is she still on social media sabbatical from the twitter mean girl shit?
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Is Lindsay Ellis still around or is she still on social media sabbatical from the twitter mean girl shit?
Breaking: most hated man on earth assures Cancer Inc. that AIDS is healthy and people are clamoring for more starvation and suffering.
Trump: "They don't laugh at us anymore. They respect us now, again. And that's what we want. We want to be liked. We want to be respected much more so than being liked. And you know in a certain way they like us better now too. Because the world was ripping off our country. Not sustainable."
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Breaking: most hated man on earth assures Cancer Inc. that AIDS is healthy and people are clamoring for more starvation and suffering.
"The people of Missouri don't care that republicans are pedophiles, they care that republican pedophiles are starving them."
My guy, this isn't a winning talking point.
My guy, this isn't a winning talking point.
Rep. Jason Smith: "Epstein had been dead for years. It's not something I hear from people when I travel back home in Missouri. They care about the affordability crisis."
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"The people of Missouri don't care that republicans are pedophiles, they care that republican pedophiles are starving them."
My guy, this isn't a winning talking point.
My guy, this isn't a winning talking point.
Methinks Ms. Thing is protesting way too much.
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Methinks Ms. Thing is protesting way too much.
Super weird that ICE is doing all this extra shit just to make Bill Clinton's other mistress happy.
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Super weird that ICE is doing all this extra shit just to make Bill Clinton's other mistress happy.
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all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
[Eiffel 65 voice]
Trump blew Bubba's D dabba da
Trump blew Bubba's D dabba da
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
[Eiffel 65 voice]
Trump blew Bubba's D dabba da
Trump blew Bubba's D dabba da
Pleased to announce I'm running for office as the only candidate who will gladly share his laptop and phone with investigative journalists.
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Pleased to announce I'm running for office as the only candidate who will gladly share his laptop and phone with investigative journalists.
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Between this and Ben Shapiro buying a single plank at Home Depot (and putting a plastic bag on the end), I would love to see a show where a bunch of these masculinity podcast bros compete to assemble an ikea bookshelf fastest
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Between this and Ben Shapiro buying a single plank at Home Depot (and putting a plastic bag on the end), I would love to see a show where a bunch of these masculinity podcast bros compete to assemble an ikea bookshelf fastest
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
I've got $500 that says these animals are going after Tylenol and ibuprofen because one of their owners is about to drop some bullshit supplement.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I've got $500 that says these animals are going after Tylenol and ibuprofen because one of their owners is about to drop some bullshit supplement.
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You guys wanna see a dead body?
Stop me if you've heard this one, but it appears that someone else did all the work and a predatory investment capital class is taking all of the credit and wealth.
From the very beginning artists should have been suing AI companies into bankruptcy.
From the very beginning artists should have been suing AI companies into bankruptcy.
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Stop me if you've heard this one, but it appears that someone else did all the work and a predatory investment capital class is taking all of the credit and wealth.
From the very beginning artists should have been suing AI companies into bankruptcy.
From the very beginning artists should have been suing AI companies into bankruptcy.
Absolutely masterful idiot bait. No notes.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Absolutely masterful idiot bait. No notes.
