I'm a Red Bull straight kinda guy, but the peach Celsius is actually good.

Rockstar, Ghost, and C4 are criminally bad.

Thanks for visiting my YouTube channel where I sweat in my car reviewing energy drinks.

Super weird that ICE is doing all this extra shit just to make Bill Clinton's other mistress happy.

Send me a stimulus check for $10,000 and I'll forget all about how Donald Trump sucked Bill Clinton's cock.

That said, if you wish to defend Bill Clinton, I'll fight you in Thunderdome. He's trash and nothing excuses him.

Just to be clear.

Dude, not even Bill Clinton is defending Bill Clinton.

His whole attitude has been "go ahead, release the files, it'll be funny"

Between this and Ben Shapiro buying a single plank at Home Depot (and putting a plastic bag on the end), I would love to see a show where a bunch of these masculinity podcast bros compete to assemble an ikea bookshelf fastest

Looking forward to the headline in 6 months where it's my fault for not telling dumbshit investors that AI is an extremely stupid product that no one wants.

I just want the mods to know that there is no hooting or comedic shenanigans coming from me, the thoughtful observer of news that may rile ruffians.

Truly the only thing keeping women safe is that rapists don't know how to keep a couple bucks on them for the bus.

Freddy vs Jason vs Bond

Please pay me in a pile of unmarked 20s delivered in 2 full dump trucks

Correction: AI did it so they don't have to credit the source and pay $25

The Democrats: "The best candidate against JD Vance is this slime mold that our top scientists have specifically bioengineered to be the only technically living thing that could possibly lose to JD Vance"

Imagine a sold out rock show at the Supersome and the crowd is absolutely bonkers to see the headliner, and then some nerd comes out and says they accidentally gave the headliner food poisoning, "so now here's the comic stylings of Carrot Top"

That's what being on the left has felt like since 2015.

How does Tim Apple exploiting workers because they're not "key sector" benefit anyone but Tim Apple?

Communism or cowardice. There's no other choices.