Noah Arenstein
@noaharenstein.bsky.social
Court Street Grocers/S&P/Elbow Bread. I frequently teach about agave spirits and occasionally write. Hospitality Attorney. Brooklyn.
Bought a jacket that Fixed Me
February 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Bought a jacket that Fixed Me
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wow
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 1:03 PM
wow
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For real, QAnon dropping the ball on this when it was their whole purpose is like how Skype lost out to Zoom when the pandemic started
What the hell was Qanon doing? There really was/is an international child sex trafficking ring and they got almost none of the leaders of it right. Just a whole group of world-class stupid motherfuckers, man
January 31, 2026 at 2:38 PM
For real, QAnon dropping the ball on this when it was their whole purpose is like how Skype lost out to Zoom when the pandemic started
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I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
George Washington
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January 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
Baba Yaga vs Strega Nonna: Whoever Wins, We Lose
January 28, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Baba Yaga vs Strega Nonna: Whoever Wins, We Lose
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Important questions being asked
January 23, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Important questions being asked
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so a movie called 'SINNERS' gets 16 oscar nominations while a movie called 'FRIENDSHIP' gets none. trump's america
January 22, 2026 at 3:35 PM
so a movie called 'SINNERS' gets 16 oscar nominations while a movie called 'FRIENDSHIP' gets none. trump's america
Bone temple holy shit
January 19, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Bone temple holy shit
Think I screwed up. My daughter now says “daddy’s silly” even when I’m just walking up the stairs or putting my shoes on.
January 18, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Think I screwed up. My daughter now says “daddy’s silly” even when I’m just walking up the stairs or putting my shoes on.
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god forbid a man have a hobby
November 12, 2024 at 3:09 PM
god forbid a man have a hobby
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move over hemingway
January 17, 2026 at 4:05 PM
move over hemingway
Thank you dear Leader
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Thank you dear Leader
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standing outside your work at 9:58am just waiting for you to unlock the doors
October 4, 2023 at 12:09 AM
standing outside your work at 9:58am just waiting for you to unlock the doors
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Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
Hamburger America
January 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Hamburger America
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what we really need to heal as a society are brighter headlights
January 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
what we really need to heal as a society are brighter headlights
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“you won’t get away with this”
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“you won’t get away with this”
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The previous modern standard for murdering people en masse while effecting an arrest warrant involved members of a Waco religious cult (76), or group home occupants (11) in West Philadelphia or the Chicago abode of some Blank Panthers (2 dead, more wounded). Trump now holds the record.
in how many "law enforcement operations" are damn near 100 people killed?
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The previous modern standard for murdering people en masse while effecting an arrest warrant involved members of a Waco religious cult (76), or group home occupants (11) in West Philadelphia or the Chicago abode of some Blank Panthers (2 dead, more wounded). Trump now holds the record.
You haven’t lived until you’ve heard someone from New Zealand pronounce Best Buy like “beast boi”
A thing I heard on the plane earlier: a man with an Australian accent saying "Sprite, with ice."
January 5, 2026 at 1:22 PM
You haven’t lived until you’ve heard someone from New Zealand pronounce Best Buy like “beast boi”
So cool to live 3 blocks from where Maduro is being held and hearing non stop helicopters
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
So cool to live 3 blocks from where Maduro is being held and hearing non stop helicopters
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If they tried harder they could get some some thoria inserts in there for VITALITY.
January 2, 2026 at 8:05 AM
If they tried harder they could get some some thoria inserts in there for VITALITY.
Still the best licensing deal ever. I had a big sausage here on molly nye 2017.
January 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Still the best licensing deal ever. I had a big sausage here on molly nye 2017.
I opened my first real restaurant, El Atoradero, 10 years ago on Washington Avenue in Prospect Heights, Brooklyn. It was such an incredible experience and I’ll forever regret that I opened it at a time where I lacked the ability to truly make it sustainably great.
December 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I opened my first real restaurant, El Atoradero, 10 years ago on Washington Avenue in Prospect Heights, Brooklyn. It was such an incredible experience and I’ll forever regret that I opened it at a time where I lacked the ability to truly make it sustainably great.
Sloppy Boys last night at the Mercury Lounge
December 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sloppy Boys last night at the Mercury Lounge